^^^^lyric from Mistress Dread iirc
― tylerw, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
you think lou's shame issues would've prevented that couplet from being written
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
Tables don't feel shame, duh.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
In the cover art, Lulu is on a white table. Think about it.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 29 September 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
The hair on your shouldersThe smell of your armpitThe taste of your vulva and everything on itWe all really love you
i welcome this collaboration. it's a convenient, efficient means to end two careers that urgently must end.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 30 September 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
another guy who does not get ithttp://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/mus/gr/listoftheday_header.jpgThe Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums of All-Time!Posted Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:56am PDT by Rob O'Connor in List Of The Day
With the impending doom of Loutallica and its 19-minute "Junior Dad" lurking in the pre-release shadows, it's time to list the Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums of All-Time. (For those blissfully unaware, Loutallica is the forthcoming Lou Reed / Metallica album that no one is looking forward to.)http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/141511/the-ten-worst-heavy-metal-albums-of-all-time/
― tylerw, Friday, 30 September 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
dude this guy hates never say die
clearly he has never gotten anything
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Friday, 30 September 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link
doesn't even know that Loutallica is the name of the band, not the album.
― tylerw, Friday, 30 September 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
That's an amusing article, but hey.
"Never say die" has an awful cover, but.
I don't know any of those albums well enough to say yay or nay.
― Mark G, Friday, 30 September 2011 09:19 (twelve years ago) link
Kotex jewel box
― Lee452 (Lee626), Friday, 30 September 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SmeVD.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/pn3q3.jpg
― niels, Friday, 30 September 2011 11:05 (twelve years ago) link
Jennifer Lee Parkerson JL ... Tue Sep 20, 2011 07:47 pm PDT Report Abuse
i think metallica done a wounderful job with S & M and da rest of da albums
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― some dude, Friday, 30 September 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link
them's fighting words.
― original bgm, Friday, 30 September 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link
jennifer lee parkerson seems pretty cool
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 September 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
that list sux i always liked bark at the moon a lot and come out and play by twisted sister
David Fricke on 'The View'
― master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Friday, 30 September 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
ONLY FOUR STARS?!
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 September 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
who the fuck does David Fricke think he is, the table?
I AM THE FRICKEgood comment: "i hated it!! HATED IT!!! i was expecting sumtin more metallica, not lou reed. why the hell is he just talkin n how are we s'posed to sing along if we want to. this is just plain TRASH...........now we can just expect the other songs to be. the half star i gave was just for Mr. Hammett"lol mr. hammett was my eighth grade algebra teacher.
― tylerw, Friday, 30 September 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
Source material (really):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZzT8e8PeqY
― per metal injection (Eazy), Friday, 30 September 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
I've just heard this for the first time today, and it made for a really fucking odd experience. When Hetfield's vocals came in I thought I was listening to some theatrical heavy metal showtune or something, y'know... like one of those songs from a musical where there's a narrator and it's punctuated by bits of singing... and that's before I squirted my coffee through my nose when he started barking that he was the table.
― Turrican, Friday, 30 September 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
More Fricke...
When Metallica Met Lou Reed: Inside the unlikely sessions behind their art-metal fusion, 'Lulu'
― master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Friday, 30 September 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
I just noticed another lou collabo is going on tonight:
LIVE from the NYPL: ROBERT WILSON with RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, LOU REED, LUCINDA CHILDSFriday, September 30, 2011, 7 p.m.Program Locations:Stephen A. Schwarzman Building, Celeste Bartos Forum (Map and directions)Fully accessible to wheelchairs$25 General Admission, $15 FRIENDS, Seniors and Students with valid ID - Become a FRIEND for a $10 discount on every ticket for LIVE
Program Locations:Stephen A. Schwarzman Building, Celeste Bartos Forum (Map and directions)Fully accessible to wheelchairs$25 General Admission, $15 FRIENDS, Seniors and Students with valid ID - Become a FRIEND for a $10 discount on every ticket for LIVE
― Pollabo Bryson (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 30 September 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/guGiL.png
― (gr8080), Friday, 30 September 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
There are almost as many hilarious lines by Fricke in that RS story as there are in "Dragon".
― A. Begrand, Friday, 30 September 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
I couldn't read that Fricke story. Scared I'd laugh so hard, it'd feel like someone was trying to claw out my collarbone with their fingernails.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 30 September 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
"We have m-e-t-a-l in our name. But we can go fucking anywhere and do anything.""We have m-e-t-a-l in our name. But we can go fucking anywhere and do anything.""We have m-e-t-a-l in our name. But we can go fucking anywhere and do anything.""We have m-e-t-a-l in our name. But we can go fucking anywhere and do anything."
― some dude, Friday, 30 September 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
i can't even imagine what this means but i agree
"This makes... And Justice for All sound like the first Ramones album."
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 September 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link
By that measure all the songs on Lulu should be eighteen hours long.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 September 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
"a new kind of doom in metal"
― psychedelicatessen (seandalai), Friday, 30 September 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link
the doom of being reduced to inanimate objects
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 September 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link
Metallica's instrumental track for "The View," cut that day in the same room where they made 2003's St. Anger, is an irregular stomp with a thrash-speed finish.
legendary room imo
― markers, Friday, 30 September 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
haha i thought of you when i saw that
marker's abbey road
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 30 September 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
:-)
― markers, Friday, 30 September 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
Reed and Metallica first played together in 2009, when the band backed him at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's anniversary shows at Madison Square Garden. Reed immediately suggested they record together. The initial plan was new versions of some of his older songs.
wow, we could've had a whole album of "Sweet Jane"
― some dude, Saturday, 1 October 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
can't wait for this to hit songmeanings.net
― owenf, Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
omg
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
ICED HONEYYou can't put a butterfly in a jarIf the effort's too high no matter who you areYou can't catch the moon, or the sun or the starsIt doesn't matter who you areIced honeyNow me I've tried a million tricksTo make life cold and make it stickNot running heat that flames then outBut the proud piece of ice that always floatsIced honeyIf I can't trap a butterfly or a beeIf I can't keep my heart where I want it to beIf no matter how much soul and heartI put to the woodIf a flaming heart is not that goodIced honeyIf you can't put a butterfly in a jarIf violence mars your final hourIf you make others feel like jamPoured on a piece of charbroiled lambIf it's all mixed up and you cannot shoutAnd your oxygen starts to run outIf your final gasp has the recipe wrongAnd instead of hello you say so longIf your energy starts to leak outAnd people wonder what you're all aboutA heartbreaker with an unattached heartThe story of love gives them all a startAnd me, I've always been this wayNot by choice, just this wayI can't put my honey pot in a jar Or a heart or a fist of some young boyIf you can't put a butterfly in a jarNo wonder no need to wonder where you areIt might seem like Hell, the river StyxYour affection never sticksNo matter what you say, no matter what you doA butterfly heart flies right past youThere's nothing to say, nothing to doSee if the ice will melt for youIced honey
― master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Sunday, 2 October 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
I can imagine Lou singing these words backed up by Metallica barbershop quartet style
― master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Sunday, 2 October 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
tempting to speculate which lines are hetfield's
― (gr8080), Sunday, 2 October 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
x2 that this must be the a cappella number
― per metal injection (Eazy), Sunday, 2 October 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
I can imagine Lou singing these words backed blacked up by Metallica barbershop quartet style
And Metallica as well. Going do-de-do-de-do.
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link
I bet that in some other world Dante is fucking fuming that he never thought of that Styx/sticks rhyme.
― master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
Fucking Lou Reed
*kicks table*
― master musicians of jamiroquai (NickB), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
"Hey Dante - it Styx in your craw don't it?"
― Conan The Asshander (Doran), Sunday, 2 October 2011 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
can't put my honey pot in a jar
makes ya think
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 2 October 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
Dude from Baroness at Scion conference called this album the worst, most unmusical thing he'd ever heard.
― Nate Carson, Monday, 3 October 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
Man I love Baroness, but that dude is clearly not the table.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 3 October 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
You're either on the table or off the table.
― So. Central Mayne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 October 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link
Or you're the table!