Lou Reed/Metallica Collabo Anticipation Thread

o luluman

"We love you haughty"

i hope this is sung like that "we like to party party" song on the album

The taste of your pizza, everything on it

Red sauce of idiocy

i'm just trying to wrap my head around the idea of an actual human being sitting down and writing the phrase "Kotex jukebox"

lou reed is not an actual human being

he is a table

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/246/515566721_d0df489f5b.jpg

http://shop.fruitionlv.com/uploaded_images/jukebox-799394.jpg

The table is the table, to me, and always will be.

Welcome Home (Sanitary Pad)

"kotex jukebox" is the best part of those lyrics, as gross as it is it's pretty much the only thing that isn't a cliche or just boring strings of words

it's crazy enough to imagine lou singing "The taste of your vulva, everything on it"
but imagine if that's a hetfield-sung line omg

Yeah, I went through those lyrics too, suddenly thinking "Oh, no, what if that's a Jamez line?"

probably not a james line

I AM THE VULVA

Maybe he was just saying "Vulv", but that metal Mark E. Smith voice he uses took over.

body/haughty is fucking shameful

^^^^lyric from Mistress Dread iirc

you think lou's shame issues would've prevented that couplet from being written

Tables don't feel shame, duh.

In the cover art, Lulu is on a white table. Think about it.

The hair on your shoulders
The smell of your armpit
The taste of your vulva and everything on it
We all really love you

i welcome this collaboration. it's a convenient, efficient means to end two careers that urgently must end.

another guy who does not get it
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The Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums of All-Time!
Posted Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:56am PDT by Rob O'Connor in List Of The Day

With the impending doom of Loutallica and its 19-minute "Junior Dad" lurking in the pre-release shadows, it's time to list the Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums of All-Time. (For those blissfully unaware, Loutallica is the forthcoming Lou Reed / Metallica album that no one is looking forward to.)
http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/141511/the-ten-worst-heavy-metal-albums-of-all-time/

dude this guy hates never say die

clearly he has never gotten anything

doesn't even know that Loutallica is the name of the band, not the album.

That's an amusing article, but hey.

"Never say die" has an awful cover, but.

I don't know any of those albums well enough to say yay or nay.

Kotex jewel box

http://i.imgur.com/SmeVD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pn3q3.jpg

Jennifer Lee Parkerson JL ... Tue Sep 20, 2011 07:47 pm PDT Report Abuse

i think metallica done a wounderful job with S & M and da rest of da albums

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"Never say die" has an awful cover, but.

them's fighting words.

jennifer lee parkerson seems pretty cool

that list sux i always liked bark at the moon a lot and come out and play by twisted sister

David Fricke on 'The View'

ONLY FOUR STARS?!

who the fuck does David Fricke think he is, the table?

I AM THE FRICKE
good comment: "i hated it!! HATED IT!!! i was expecting sumtin more metallica, not lou reed. why the hell is he just talkin n how are we s'posed to sing along if we want to. this is just plain TRASH...........now we can just expect the other songs to be. the half star i gave was just for Mr. Hammett"
lol mr. hammett was my eighth grade algebra teacher.

Source material (really):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZzT8e8PeqY

I've just heard this for the first time today, and it made for a really fucking odd experience. When Hetfield's vocals came in I thought I was listening to some theatrical heavy metal showtune or something, y'know... like one of those songs from a musical where there's a narrator and it's punctuated by bits of singing... and that's before I squirted my coffee through my nose when he started barking that he was the table.

More Fricke...

When Metallica Met Lou Reed: Inside the unlikely sessions behind their art-metal fusion, 'Lulu'

I just noticed another lou collabo is going on tonight:

LIVE from the NYPL: ROBERT WILSON with RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, LOU REED, LUCINDA CHILDS
Friday, September 30, 2011, 7 p.m.

Program Locations:
Stephen A. Schwarzman Building, Celeste Bartos Forum (Map and directions)
Fully accessible to wheelchairs
$25 General Admission, $15 FRIENDS, Seniors and Students with valid ID - Become a FRIEND for a $10 discount on every ticket for LIVE

http://i.imgur.com/guGiL.png

There are almost as many hilarious lines by Fricke in that RS story as there are in "Dragon".

I couldn't read that Fricke story. Scared I'd laugh so hard, it'd feel like someone was trying to claw out my collarbone with their fingernails.

"We have m-e-t-a-l in our name. But we can go fucking anywhere and do anything."
"We have m-e-t-a-l in our name. But we can go fucking anywhere and do anything."
"We have m-e-t-a-l in our name. But we can go fucking anywhere and do anything."
"We have m-e-t-a-l in our name. But we can go fucking anywhere and do anything."

i can't even imagine what this means but i agree

"This makes... And Justice for All sound like the first Ramones album."

"This makes... And Justice for All sound like the first Ramones album."

"This makes... And Justice for All sound like the first Ramones album."

"This makes... And Justice for All sound like the first Ramones album."

"This makes... And Justice for All sound like the first Ramones album."

"This makes... And Justice for All sound like the first Ramones album."

By that measure all the songs on Lulu should be eighteen hours long.

"a new kind of doom in metal"

the doom of being reduced to inanimate objects

Metallica's instrumental track for "The View," cut that day in the same room where they made 2003's St. Anger, is an irregular stomp with a thrash-speed finish.

legendary room imo