DARK SOULS: if you need me i'll be in an induced coma so mvrch comes tomorrow

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"You're already dead, and so is everything else, and all of it hates you."

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 October 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

hah is that from the eurogamer review?

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 3 October 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

Oh man, that reviiew was JUST what i wanted to hear

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 October 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

WHICH CLASS DO I START WITH?>???

I might try thief at the outset but if I get brutally murdered I will explore other options..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

We thought you'd like to know that the following item has been despatched and should be with you in a few days.

SO HYPED

zappi, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

i died

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

My characters name is YOUDIED

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

play as deprived or feel eternal shame

my other display name is my facebook status (Lamp), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

EXACTLY
damn i gotta check amazon to see when they're shipping my KOLLEKTERS EDISHUN

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

Delivery Estimate: October 12, 2011 - October 17, 2011
boo

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

pretty rad game but holy shit are they not lying about the difficulty.

circa1916, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

why isn't there a demo of this on the 360?

Mordy, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

I cant kill shit

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

this is pretty brutal. i am desperate for a decent weapon. i have lost way too many souls and humanity points from not getting back to my bloodstains. i was coasting up until taurus demon but it has been straight downhill since the first time i got there and died. and my elation at beating that demon last approx 1 minute before i was fucked over again.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

i was coasting up until taurus demon

yeah, this little stretch is what stopped me dead in my tracks. tried level grinding, but that really doesn't help you too much. there's a merchant not too far away, so perhaps grinding some souls for better armor might help a little more? also, just looked up some YouTube videos, and it looks like there's a pretty easy way to dispatch of that Taurus monster.

circa1916, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

what is it abt this game drawing some purple prose shit out of reviewers: (from destructoid)

You are undead, one of the chosen few tasked with saving a world which has very nearly seen its demise. The primeval, life-giving power of fire which holds back the darkness threatening to once again consume all existence, has almost flickered out and you are the prophesied last hope, sojourning to the legendary land of Lordran to reignite the flame. Between you and the fate of the world lies hundreds of mindless beasts intent on killing you, which they will succeed in time and again.

adam, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

so am I correct in noticing this goddamn game wont tell me how many souls you need to level up?

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i am not appreciating that change

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

its easily googleable but wtf

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

aw fuck this. if you lose your connection to xbox live the game completely craps out and restarts..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 October 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

hey, interesting question, why the fuck is the collector's edition coming out two weeks after the regular one and WHAT THE FUCK

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 October 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

to jingle + forks both: bc it's so damn hard, see??

Mordy, Thursday, 6 October 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

forks not sure what you are referring to but i got the CE y'day

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 October 2011 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

this game is terrifying to play, and rules

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 October 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i really dig it. though at my current rate of progress i'll probably complete it in 2014. been looking at YouTube videos whenever i get stuck and i end up kicking myself for not seeing pretty "duh" (in retrospect) solutions. game requires cautious and thoughtful play. every group of enemies and step of the way demands some sort strategy. and, yeah, it's absolutely punishing. i'm only a sliver of the way though, so we'll see how i feel down the line, but right now i'm finding it addictive and i'm glad something like it exists in 2011.

circa1916, Thursday, 6 October 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

i was discussing with a friend how, with the open level design and because every area or boss you get past just leads to more and harder enemies, the most tangible reward in the game is finding a shortcut so that you don't have to wade through the same bunch of assholes over and over again. finding the ladder between the bonfire in undead burg and the start of undead parish, and then the elevator from undead parish back to firelink shrine, were the most triumphal moments i have experienced so far.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 October 2011 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

I've been doing so much hard time in undead burg that my goddamn dagger is about to break and I have no idea how I'm supposed to fix it.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

you can get a repair kit from the vendor in undead burg that lets you repair your weapons at any bonfire. costs 2k souls i think. essential purchase. so far i have found a couple of npcs who can also repair equipment. the easiest one to reach if you are not in undead parish yet is at the start of the londo ruins (stairs down from the shrine bonfire, elevator, head right to path down the cliff face and npc is behind bars in the cliff)

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

amazon is not mailing my shit on time i guess.
anyways i guess i'll be waiting a bit.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 October 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like i just got over the hump with this game. i think i went too far in one direction and hit a bit of a brick wall but i got passed it and now i have some decent weapons and spells. now going through a couple areas i maybe should have visited earlier and the going is almost comfortable. altho i'm sure i'll be made to regret even thinking that.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

this does feel a bit frontloaded in the difficulty department. though i'm not sure how much can be attributed to getting better at the mechanics/having decent equipment vs. the game itself getting a bit easier. still quite challenging, i'm just not being brutalized like i was at the outset. not at the endgame yet, so maybe i should bite my tongue.

anyway, i totally love it. haven't been this into a game in years.

circa1916, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

does it make sense to horde humanity or should I be spending it to kindle bonfires.. I keep getting pwnt by the second boss but I should be able to beat his ass if I had 10 estus flasks..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

i do tend to stockpile humanity but there are plenty of opportunities to get some as you go along. sometimes you will randomly get +1 in your humanity counter from defeating an enemy and usually if i am at a fire i will use up a stored humanity so i can kindle it (i am basically never not hollow so it always costs me 2 humanity to kindle). i would recommend kindling the fire in the middle of undead burg. you come back there a few times and you can quickly get there from the fire in undead parish with the ladder shortcut, so no need to kindle that one.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

this is a handy resource for upgrading weapons: http://i51.tinypic.com/wthr92.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

This game is so good.

polyphonic, Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

YOU DIED

http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/14/745e43ebc7424528a85aec5f9967fcf6_7.jpg

polyphonic, Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

been playing this all night. also ordered the swank hardcover strategy guide the other day. i've never bought a strategy guide in my life.

circa1916, Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

so i preordered so i could play during my vacation from work and the game was delivered this monday... to my job.
I DIED

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

Ugh, I am so bad at this game. :(

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

this is sitting at home waiting for me to make time for it. Sadface.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

Still haven't played this cos my copy got lost in the post >.<

zappi, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

If I accidentally hit Oswald at the bottom of the Gargoyle tower is he gonna be mad at me for the rest of the game? He started fighting me and I ran away.

MPx4A, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

afaik NPCs respond differently to abuse. reset at a bonfire and go back to say hi.

gonna go right out and say this is my favourite game ever. the depth is stunning. i am figuring my own way thru first time and then maybe will get the guide for subsequent runs. it looks really nicely put together from the preview pdf. i am already looking forward to not making the same terrible mistakes again (e.g. fucking up so i get no fire at firelink shrine has been a paine in thee asse.)

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

that's definitely the one NPC you don't want pissed off as he's the one that can de-aggro other NPC's if you accidentally whack them. i don't know how to fix that.

xpost

circa1916, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I went to the Blacksmith bonfire and came back and he immediately started getting ready to Hadouken me, wondering if going to a different area and coming back later might reset him. I guess if the worst comes to the worst I kill him and take his humanity, and then lose it by falling off a ledge while locked onto something

MPx4A, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

I spent a lot of time meaninglessly pumping stats and learning to fight in the Burg, then went to the trouble of getting [Overpowered Early Level Weapson], so by the time I got to the Parish it wasn't as tough as I was led to expect

But then I turned an important guy against me so I'm probably fucked like eight hours down the line when I get poisoned or accidentally hit another NPC

MPx4A, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

get no fire

Fire?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

I have been dying over and over again in the burg, but at some point I leveled up and suddenly it seems like the guys I had been cruising through got inexplicably harder all of the sudden? Does that happen?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

no, mobs in a particular area don't ever scale, which is a delight when you go back later. possibly you were getting cocky? that's how it usually happens to me

by fire i meant bonfire

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

Artorias is my go-to example of a boss that is totally punishing for the first few hundred goes, then once you get it, it becomes manageable and then finally becomes something like a dance..

Probs my favourite boss of the game...

my Nendoroid of Sigermeyer has just arrived after ordering it in December.

lil' dude's going to sit on the edge of my WFH desk and chill...

my opinionation (Hamildan), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 13:34 (eight months ago) link

I could be wrong about this, but I feel like the DLC bosses are more friendly to a dex/rolling & counterattacking build than to tanks, compared to the main game.

They all went down pretty easily on my recent run, although Artorias was much easier once I switched to a higher damage weapon (crystal Halberd) that knocked him out of his phase transitions. And Manus is always a beast, I still haven't replayed him since my very first time.

Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 14:45 (eight months ago) link

The Sanctuary Guardian whooped me. I had several goes with different set ups before finally beating him with my OG big tanky black knight greatsword build, which felt less like skill and more a fluke. He was relentless. I may have to rethink my build, but it's very much based on Strength and Endurance atm.

Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:15 (eight months ago) link

It's been so long since I played this game that I've honestly forgotten big hunks of it, and thinking back, it's a wonder I ever beat it. It's kind of like having an out of body experience

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:18 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, the dlc bosses were where I first had to really learn to read each move and the correct way to evade it. Replaying the base game, I noticed that you could skate by without doing that (barring a few big AoE or grab attacks) for most bosses depending on your build.

Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:30 (eight months ago) link

seven months pass...

I was watching someone play a new mod, and ... how in the world do people make mods? New enemies, new bosses, new locations, new weapons, I just don't understand how it is done.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 20:33 (six days ago) link

Which mod? I wanna see that

banana-flavoured potatoes, “bonatoes”, (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 22:05 (six days ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxYGeKIoOi4

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 22:16 (six days ago) link

God I could just play these games over and over the rest of my life and feel completely satisfied

banana-flavoured potatoes, “bonatoes”, (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 11 April 2024 13:07 (five days ago) link

Ah this Archtthrones thing sounds amazing. Shame I can't play em on PS

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 11 April 2024 13:14 (five days ago) link

Josh I think it involves, y'know, editing the source code. Using existing assets (some of which may be in the code but not actually used in the final game) like taking an existing enemy but making them larger and swapping in the moveset from a different one, changing the speed & poise values, etc. But I don't really know how deep they go. It's certainly the pc nerds who always figure out through code things like the hidden poise system, iframe values, parry windows, for each new game.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 11 April 2024 16:27 (five days ago) link


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