o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

I'm not really the bunnicula, just a fan. I'll be right back, I've got to go poo-poo.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3234/2352218755_d16730faea.jpg

why would you do that to me while i'm drinking

oh come on bezoars are like 1.2x as worse

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zGUKKo85t8s/ScT5OR5P-rI/AAAAAAAAABU/91ktBfJBpiU/s320/Bezoar.jpg

and that is how you poop from the front

the human body is a monstrosity

http://s3.amazonaws.com/satisfaction-production/s3_images/348964/Captura_de_pantalla_2010-12-06_a_las_2.29.22_inline.png

oh my god

l-r: poop, ilx

TS: bezoars vs. parasitic twins

Parasitic twins are cooler.

What if your parasitic twin has a bezoar?

next on maury

fecalith that's cool now my metal band has a name

working on a new style, brown metal

if bernard sumner wanted his asshole bleached, and i was the only one around that could do it, i would. i figure i owe him.

― zingzing, Saturday, October 1, 2011 12:53 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

http://shanghaiist.com/2011/09/26/new_moeifying_trend_turns_maps_into.php

http://i.imgur.com/kiL1H.jpg

otm

http://earthfirst.com/pilot-whales-brutally-slaughtered-annually-in-the-faroe-islands/

dayo_O as usual

To be clear, the whales are not endangered and animal rights organizations have largely backed off due to the fact that this process is such an integral part of Faroese culture, and because the Faroese aren’t involved in commercial whaling.

vs.

Ironically, this practice, called grindadráp, is diminishing the population of 5,000 islanders. Many of them get sick and die from high mercury levels in the whales. Mentally retarded children are reportedly being born at alarmingly high rates.

In other words, the animal rights people probably realize the Faroese people are more endangered than the whales.

http://i.imgur.com/ZxcWW.jpg

I just want to take that bear, set him down in a corner of Penn Station and walk away.

Misc (5)

those are weird shaped condoms

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300067_182814911794456_100001978464548_379882_672443357_n.jpg

omg

so fucked.

i hope that kid gives his parents hell in his teens

Jesus. That's terrible. :(

xp - for real.

oh come on, it's just a crying kid

yeah I find it hilarious tbh

if this was sparta that kid would be halfway down the alien kid's gullet and virgins would be sacrificed at the altar to our extraterrestrial overlords in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4fw6vqX2E

Don't none of you get any wise ideas about posting that naked lady inside the dead horse pix.

*googles furiously*

http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/migrant-worker-unhappy-with-toe-transplanted-onto-his-hand.html

I went to high school with a girl with toes for thumbs! She called them her toes. She was born with serious birth defects that led to having her legs amputated when she was 3 years old, and she was born with only one finger, so they repurposed two toes so she could grasp things.

*googles furiously*

― front-man for British post-punk turned pop chart-topper’s, Scritti Polliti (sic), Sunday, 9 October 2011 10:18 (5 hours ago)

I googled "woman inside horse" and the results made me question humanity, the power of google image search... they made me question a lot of things.

A guy in my high school blew of most of his left hand when one of his homemade pipe bombs went off. He ended up having two toes grafted to what was left to form a claw-like grabbing thing that seemed to work pretty well - he still played basketball and you could hardly tell he was missing most of his hand.

Thinking about this has me kind of o_O at how 20 years ago in a small town a dude could have a pipe bomb go off in his parent's house and since he was a "good" kid and wasn't crazy or angry it wasn't that big a deal. All the kids knew he made pipe bombs, he just liked to blow up old mineshafts and trees and shit. Today he'd probably be locked up and under evaluation for the rest of his life.

yep. we had biweekly bomb threats at my school from kids who were trying to get out of tests. I'm sure most of them would be in jail now.

Kids used to get away with a lot of shit under the "kids will be kids" excuse. Any time a kid gets in trouble for something innocuous now, I roll my eyes so damn hard.

http://www.petitelefant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/facial.jpg

"homemade pore strips"

URL delivers.

-_o

http://i.imgur.com/RzNWf.jpg

Please tell me those are Loutallica's new guitars

Don't none of you get any wise ideas about posting that naked lady inside the dead horse pix.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, October 8, 2011 8:06 PM (Yesterday)

i have now seen this.

cannot be unseen.

don't leave me hangin'