Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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" Oh, dear friends, am I supposed to speak after that. Cary, my dear old friend for many a year, from the earliest years of either of us working in this country. Thank you for that beautiful citation and the trouble you have taken to make it and all the warm generosities in it. Mr. President, and governors of the academy, committee members, fellows, my very noble and approved good masters, my colleagues, my friends, my fellow sutdents. In great wealth, the great firmament of your nation's generosities, this particular choice may perhaps be found by future generations as a trifle eccentric, but the mere fact of it - the prodigal, pure human kindness of it - must be seen as a beautiful star in that firmament, which shines upon me that moment - dazzling me a little, but fillin me with the warmth of extraordinary elation, the euphoria that happens to so many of us at the first breath of the majestic glow of a new tomorrow. From the top of this moment, in the solace, in the kindly emotion that is charging my soul and my heart at this moment, I thank you for this great gift, which lends me such a very splendid part of this, your glorious occasion. Thank you."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

Tottenham Swan.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

"You have provided, not orgasm, but the effect of orgasm."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:59 (twenty years ago) link

Shhh!! Here comes the good part!!

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:00 (twenty years ago) link

CHRIST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

"TOTALITY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 16 May 2003 08:37 (twenty years ago) link

"Booyah!"

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

"oh I didn't realise you were awake"

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

" i really knocked the fuckin bag out of you huh?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

"Plane...going into nosedive...many lives in danger...must bail...out..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

"I wish I had a camera!"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *whack* *whack* *whack* *stinging anal probe*"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

*juggles apples and oranges, bows*

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

you could just make that machine gunning noise
little boys used to rush around the playground and make when
i was a kid.

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:43 (twenty years ago) link

Hi-five!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

"Hey Kool-Aid! OH YEEEEEEEAH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:45 (twenty years ago) link

"A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

"You got the right one, BAYBEH!"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Come feel the caress of Carruthers..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link

"You're oddly asymmetrical, aren't you?"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

you could just do a cagney if there are any grapefruit to hand.

these are all getting a bit grunty [especially mine]

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

"Here's mud in yer eye!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

i've always liked "Yeaaahhhhh bitch."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:03 (twenty years ago) link

"eeeeeeexcellent" < /mr. burns>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:39 (twenty years ago) link

"We're off tto Nevah-Nevahland" alá Metallica.

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

MYSTERY MACHINE!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

"ZOIKS!" (Alternately: "JINKIES!")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

SCOOBY DOO!

also:

OHHHHHHH Babar....

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

That last just sounds like Midge Ure singing kid's songs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

I thought as NeoNed or Morpheus or Heliogabulus or Confucius or Boadicea or the Interior Light Decorator I had access to all info everywhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

< ASS SLAP >

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

< / ASS SLAP >

― jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

"it's exam time"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Mama Mia!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

"YAHOOOO-OOH-OOOH!" (yes, to the tune of that jingle)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

"I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett."

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

"WE ARE THE YOUTH! GONE! WILD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

Make a devil horn sign, in the tradition of Wykyd Sceptre.

In the same tradition: "Yeah, baby, you are so naked!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

"MY PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!"
(does no one here like the movie cabin boy?)

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

love it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"That's Ben Gardner's boat"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 17 May 2003 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

Gezundheidt.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 17 May 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

All Praise Due to Allah

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 17 May 2003 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

YOU'RE ONLY DIGGING THIS HOLE DEEPER YOU KNOW.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

Am I the only person who has deliberately avoided this thread because I think I might not be able to get the answers out of my head when I actually do climax?

I’ve got my hand covering the upper part of the screen now BTW and I don’t know why I’m asking this because I’m never going to look at this thread again.

― mei (mei), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:19 (twenty years ago) link

That's a pretty long climax there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

"I've got the key, I've got the secret..."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

"I will not orgasm I will not orgasm I will not.. DAMMIT"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

Do you know Toto?

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

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