I LOVE NFL DOUCHEBAGS ROSTER: PART I, ED HOCHULI

wow. tony korneiser=lucille bluth.

but not at all awesome.

haha i would be DELIGHTED if kornheiser was replaced by lucille bluth. or even gob bluth. they briefly played "the final countdown" in the 4th quarter in the stadium last night and we were all really upset that no magic tricks followed.

Who are some people who would be worse than Kornheiser.

I would prefer Pauly Shore to Kornheiser at this point.

with his tediously reliable stream of challenging opinions, Kornheiser is truly the Bo Jackson Overdrive of MNF

WRONG THREAD GUYS

ppl who would be worse than kornheiser:
sarah palin
shakey mo
...julia allison?
probably that guy blayne from project runway but i'm torn on this one
i don't know at this point anymore.

they should replace kornheiser with charles barkley

I would KILL for Blayne on MNF.

Did you know that Blayne designed clothes for Shaun Alexander? True story.

they should replace kornheiser with charles barkley

noooooooooo TNT needs him more!

replacing Kornheisher w/ REGGIE MILLER would be a improvement ffs

also worth mentioning: any of the Mikes that did the 2nd Monday Night game during Week 1 = MUCH MUCH worse than Kornheiser

david blaine would be worse than TK

mike golic's pretty good!

oh hey everyone, the worst most terrible blog in the gawker stable is being purposefully obtuse and assholish about kornheiser's fuck-up: http://deadspin.com/5050559/seriously-did-tony-kornheiser-have-electroshock-therapy-before-the-game--last-night

i wish everyone that worked at deadspin would fall into a hole, seriously.

i was like "what about idolator?" but then i remembered that gawker cut em loose. deadspin is a horror, true.

mike golic's pretty good!

guh

idolator is 40000000000000x better than deadspin, i mean deadspin is the worst blog in the entire universe, from their appalling "tee hee ladies can blog about sports too!" friday feature to their odd veiled racism to what a terrible writer will leitch is and now their new editor is just as nonsensical and bad...aggggh. it makes my brain wanna cry blood.

from their appalling "tee hee ladies can blog about sports too!" friday feature

They totally stole that from AOL Funhouse, who (used to?) have ladies vlog (YES VLOG) every single day! EQUAL AMIRITES

lol "vlog"

lol i should start a vlog

in soviet russia ve have vlogs

golic's a good analyst when he wants to be, i didnt see the whole game since it was so ugly but he can drop some knowledge imo

deadspin blows

you guys are making me really glad I don't have tv at my house anymore
and that I have stopped reading anything owned by nick denton

could we have a thread like the one I started on ILG to list the major offenders in sports bloggerdom? I mean at least that way the complaints all stay in one place

take nominations in the postseason, and run a poll that closes super sunday

send the winner an e-mail virus that curses his bloodline forever

i have come to hate bill simmons, if he counts as a sports blogger

i like Bill Simmons. i used to be ambivalent but the more other people dislike him, the more i am moved to embrace him. i don't understand the hate, but then i am in Boston so maybe i wouldn't.

tombot that's what my S&D futbol writing thread was meant for! also to point out to good stuff, but mostly to pile on the awful shit.

I just revived an old piss-and-moan blog thread per Tom's request. I'd prefer to keep the OMG AWESOME accolades far away from the FUCK YOU ASSHOLE complaints, but that's just me.

sounds good; your thread title is better anyway

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/SWSL07_SP.jpg

the ed hochuli workout: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/players/01/10/nfl.workout0116/index.html

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/01/10/nfl.workout0116/t1_workout.jpg

"Everything Ed" Message Board:
http://www.nfl85.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=23e4e99c4549376400920635def70013

why is that light coming from his buttocks?

Make that pic into a fathead and watch fathead profits soar like an Dawkinsesque eagle.

I can see SD fans being mad about the call, but they still gave up the TD on FOURTH down and then gave up a TWO POINT CONVERSION. Sometimes you got to nut up and just deal, criminy its week two not the AFC title game. You get the Broncos back at home in a few weeks.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/burned-after-ruling-or-no-country-for-golds-gym.html

"Get him, my tiny Darren!"

things blowing me away at this exact moment:

a.) the existence of the "everything ed" messageboard
b.) the overwhelming popularity of said messageboard
c.) http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/riversface.jpg

^OMG @ c).!!!!!!!!!

lol where's his cape

yeah the rivers face in that pretty much makes the whole post

YOU BETTA ASK SOMEBODDDDAAAYYY!!

is riversface a documented condition? like reche eyes?

yeah, it's a terrible condition called douchebaggery.

it actually looks like he's trying for a job as bob's big boy spokesman.

http://michaelwitzel.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bobs-big-boy-statue.jpg

i was thinking more: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/401158444_2173264a14.jpg%3Fv%3D0

bleh, I mean http://liammitchell.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stay-puff-marshmellow-man-film1.jpg

the stay-phil riversmallow man

Phil Rivers is the best.

like, compared to what and/or who?