Take an untraceable close-up of the head of your cock and post it here

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also helps to view on an HD monitor

rebels against newton (Z S), Thursday, 22 September 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

Damn, so many lols, mostly from ZS. I keep re-reading the "sorry in advance" posts and they never get old. Also, that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!

On a more serious note, why is my IP address included where I'm quoted in the September 4 revive? It's like a social security number, I know it should be protected, but I don't really know how it would be used malevolently. I guess I should request it be deleted?

Also, I really like balls in a sexual context, but outside of that, they are really fucking awful. Organs like that belong inside the abdomen. Blech.

Je55e, Monday, 26 September 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

I deleted the message, Jesse. Looks like some other mod accidentally included your IP address in the quote.

Tuomas, Monday, 26 September 2011 06:52 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/7907/original/640.jpg

a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:24 (nine years ago) link

there was a reason i started this thread and now i forget

thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

kinda bummed no one did this

thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link

is that ZS's actual ballsack upthread? he came so close to completing the challenge!

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

I mean all he really had to do was move the camera up, like,

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

half an inch

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link

The rest (NSFW)

a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 February 2015 06:32 (nine years ago) link

http://imgur.com/JvLKfW8.jpg

dylannn, Monday, 23 February 2015 06:50 (nine years ago) link

'visually similar images' for the the head of dylannn's cock are much grosser than 'visually similar images' for the head of gr8080's cock

soref, Monday, 23 February 2015 07:43 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

This thread reminds me of the time I was making pico de gallo, and my spanish speaking dad asked me if I knew what "pico de gallo" means. He then went on to say, very straightforwardly, something like "the tip of the cock." It took me saying "what?????", and some very awkward moments, before I figured out he was talking about the crest of a rooster.

Ok what the hell: http://tinypic.com/r/syqpao/9

EDB, Sunday, 11 December 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

Weiner

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 September 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link

Man the good ol days

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 8 September 2018 14:45 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/x8rlXco.jpg

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

Respect to EDB for choosing the image hosting service tinypic.com

coetzee.cx (wins), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

lol

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Thought this must be a new dentyne ice thread and was surprised to see it was a classic

Trϵϵship, Monday, 5 November 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

i'm lyin alone
with my head on the phone

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 06:51 (four years ago) link


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