what's happening to our borad TMI

clamato is delicious actually

TMI

Over the line

your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi

to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.

let us know if you start shitting cotton

i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you

about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work

got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh

I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.

Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.

one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.

there for posteriority

put a towel down, carry on, imo

words to live life by

my period is late

mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.

9 months growing future ilxors

We have a lot of fun over at I Love People-Making, I promise!

People-Making does seem like a lot of fun! Initially at least.

i guess that is too cynical to be a board description, right. unless it's a kinda louis ck forum.

I want to make people. But preferably after I quit smoking!

I washed my favorite bra (after like 5 days of use) by wearing it in the shower. Seems fine today!

see that's the kind of quality update i had in mind, tho it's maybe a little mild. KIU laurel imo

i didn't wash my stretchy shorts after cycling to brighton in them. did not seem fine the next day.

yeah if i had time i'd change halfway through each match/run but imma try this shower thing and see if i can maintain a gf

Basically that update belongs on dirtbag style but I'd have had to search for it, and the bits about underwear and showering does make it a bit TMI so I thought what the hell.

I would imagine that washing it while wearing it is probably good for - helps keep its shape!

isn't that wearing it til it dries? levi's ad style

wash and wear shrink to fit bras... hmm, probably not an untapped market

Nah I didn't sleep in it. Dried it on a drying rack like a normal person.

As opposed to my drying rack, which...never mind.

lol

I am not looking forward to the dry winter season as I got the worst dry skin last year. On my junk. That would not heal.

O_O

this thread is great

http://i.imgur.com/e2kKN.jpg

Could it have been a yeast infection?

rub some coconut oil on it

coconut oil is a miracle cure-all

almost

9 months growing future ilxors

"he has his father's gifs"

that's kind of a catch-22. "I'll just rub this oil on my... oh boy, that isn't helping"

just talk to markers while you do it, should keep anything from arising.

. . .

markers, I may need yr phone number should this need occur this year

;)

it's 911

that's good. it's tricky to dial more than three digits with all this coconut oil on my fingers

wtf, get someone else to rub coconut oil in it, smh

was wrested from my slumber last night by an excruciating bout of proctalgia fugax. pacing the floor like a sick dog, trying to stretch it out. took some benedryl in the hope it would simply render me unconscious and duumb to the pain. things eventually settled down while drinking a glass of milk and I went back t8o bed. this used to be rare, but now occurs about once every two months.

cat entirely otm

do you have one of those donut pillows? having spent much of the past 20 years in a van, I bought one & remembered to bring it with me on my int'l trip this time. it is, to put the point directly, saving my ass.

I don't but I think it's time to get one!

yeah just search hemmorrhoid pillows. there's inflatable ones people use or there's cushion ones. they help if you gotta SOA a lot.

Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one on one meeting was fun.

Ended just in the nick of time

The meeting or the waste elimination? Or both?

Had to read that a few times

xpost lol the meeting.

Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one and two meeting was fun.

Once they commit to giving you a raise, just let it all go.

a situation commonly referred to being "on the ones and twos"

Once they commit to giving you a raise, just let it all go.

― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, January 16, 2024 4:14 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

[face increasingly red and twisted] "Thanks so much hnnngh can I get that in writing please? hnnnngh yeah, now?"

Stuck in the middle with you

been backed up lately, so took fiber gummies. woke up needing to take a big dump. they shut our water off before I made it to the can.

I know u get 'one flush' when the water is off and then u gotta add water to the tank to flush after that. I don't got that kinda energy, but it's been two hours now so...I might gotta go that route.

will keep you apprised of all crucial developments in this, #dumpgate

why is the water shut off? were you given advance notice?

to fix a water heater. they emailed us, like. the moment they did it. that's their M.O.

"one hour", they said