wow
― serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link
"man, that piss was as satisfying as a shag"
― serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link
Also, I have to point out that poop on ILTMI is hardly anything new. In fact it was there from Day 1.
you aren't embracing the concept
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link
-got my red wings last week. was fun and seemingly nothing bad happened you'd expect. (the girl... we've been talking like i'd talk to as a friend and i know her as a friend of friends, think 'occasional drunken fumble' is enough but then feel bad for thinking that.)
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 11:12 (twelve years ago) link
ok tell me more about that
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link
because I would never let anyone go down on me if I were on the rag but maybe thats just me
Word? No, it's really not a big deal.
― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
There should be a conversation - a disclosure - because I guess some people find it off-putting. But it's not even mentioned in my household anymore.
― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing (never done it but no interest tbh) but no tamp just seems O_O to me.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
Tamp in is no big thing. Not on the first couple of days tho
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
guys i hate to be 'that guy' but unless y'all are rednosin right now then pls take it to a non-current event thread
- pickin my arse
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link
Because another thread about shit was exactly what we needed.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
Besides they could be multitasking a la LJ. How do you know?!
ya true
Thread in no way limited to fecal matter fwiw
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
Derailing is all I know, man. :/
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
Wait are you guys talking tamp in or out cause neither is really my thing
Out! Really nbd.
― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
Have fun with that.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
I mean it's cool that you're fine with it and all. Never really been appealing for me.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
I now have the word "clamato" stuck in my head
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
That shit is a) wrong and b) rank.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
the tax clamato
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
my contribution is that, I've been eating a lot of fiber lately, and zounds!
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
how do I killfile this thread
― I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
I asked stet for a "Hide Thread" option last year, but NOOOOOOOOOOO
― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
I can't fuck during my period because it hurts too much.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
that's the look i've been waitin for, marcy sign those boys up
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
xp xp xp xp
took a crap this morning and was horrified to see that it was forest green and started to freak out because i cant afford to get a stomach flu at the moment because i am too busy and only remembered hours later that i had guzzled an entire bottle of unnaturally colored gatorade FIERCE GRAPE last afternoon and that was the culprit
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
guys i had curry AND fajitas yesterday
― forced to change display name (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
cool
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
I used to eat these as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wybe0kfYsig
and well
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
clamato is delicious actually
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
TMI
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
Over the line
― Corn Maze to the Dark Side (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
your display name takes on a whole new meaning on this thread fyi
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
to those who asked: umm, we ended up at hers after a party and only like midway she was all 'oh and i'm on, is that cool?' and i was all 'well fuck you could have said before hand but as there doesn't seem to be a problem for either of us so far, we might as well just carry on'. as towards the tamp situation, well shit i was stoned, tired and it was dark, i honestly cant remember.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
let us know if you start shitting cotton
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
i guess it isnt necc unhealthy if someone elses blood is in your stool, so youve got that going for you
― guh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
about now is when I thought about posting a picture of Cotton Mather but I don't think he's got proper face recognition to make the joke work
― the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
got images of sam taking some strong tokes on a blazin tampon tbh
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
I guess it probably depends on how heavy a girl's flow is? ime a lot of guys are ok with it, but I'm with erica on this topic.
― just1n3, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
Mine is somewhere between Niagara Falls and a firehose, but actually, my problem with it is that my vagina is too tender for a thrusting penis during my period--I always felt like I'd been sandpapered up in there afterward.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
one thing i'm regretting is being one the first people to get a rolling tmi thread going; the rest of y'all get to be in the skip all messages.
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
there for posteriority
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
put a towel down, carry on, imo
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
words to live life by
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link
my period is late
― sarahel, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link
mine too. I better not be pregnant; I had a very indulgent month.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
9 months growing future ilxors
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 22 September 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe four or five inches of hard stuff that softens and tapers down to my knee.
Tl;Dr; lapsed diabetic injured himself in same place in household accidental falls earlier in the month, thought it was just really stiff muscles. Was very wrong.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link
Aww damn :(.
Happy birthday, even if it's not feeling amazing right now.
Hope you feel better soon.
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:42 (three years ago) link
Sorry dude. Year has nowhere to go but up!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 29 October 2020 03:15 (three years ago) link
Feel better, man.
― peace, man, Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:13 (three years ago) link
That is ROUGH and I hope it all clears up swiftly. I remember being scoured clean by antibiotics I took for a bad tooth once, some moments of great panic looking for a restroom.
― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link
sorry about yr abcess. last time i was on antibiotics it gave me a yeast infection. preferable to shitting oneself imo. and happy birthday? today is mine. happy birthday to us!
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:39 (three years ago) link
Antibiotics are the worst except for all the things they save us from. Happy birthday!
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Thursday, 29 October 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
happy birthdays grisso and harbl!!
― sarahell, Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link
ditto happy birthdays!
Sorry for your troubles Grisso :(
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 October 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
They've ended up putting me in diapers.
Had a wound pump installed this morning. Should be interesting.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link
can't believe you're not listing 'obscure songs i heard in the hospital'
good luck man <3
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 October 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
There's no music in this hospital :-(
Maybe I'll blast some Replacements or Northern Soul off Spotify later.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link
Yikes! Good wishes for you and all your seeping holes.
― edited for dog profanity (sic), Friday, 30 October 2020 02:39 (three years ago) link
Wound Vacuum, don't know where pump came from.
So many people have handled my genitals and butthole the past few days.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link
Saying hello and get better Grisso
From the toilet, where i am currently sitting
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
Man, that is rough. I remember my diabetic sister having to deal with an abscess right at the top of her ass crack. I don’t recall antibiotics trouble, just a PHN coming every day to change out the packing materiel.
― just1n3, Friday, 30 October 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
^^^ https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pilonidal-cyst/symptoms-causes/syc-20376329
They're supposed to be so painful. A coworker had one last year and it took months to heal.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 11:30 (three years ago) link
To clarify - I don't have one. I was saying (two months later) that that was what Justine's sister probably had.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 11:31 (three years ago) link
I've had one, two of my kids have had them, my father had one, both of my parents-in-law have had one. They are a drag.
― All cars are bad (Euler), Sunday, 10 January 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link
Lads this pfizer vax #1 has turned me into a violently farting engine
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:51 (two years ago) link
Nah bro it’s the veggie burger and chips
― calstars, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link
hemorrhoids keep getting worse and worse until sitting down just becomes difficult. #thisis41
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:14 (one year ago) link
Be thankful they’re not thrombosedIf they are I’m really sorry for you dude
― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link
Up that fiber and lower that cheese intake
― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
They're not thankfully.
That's the problem, addicted to cheese
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link
Cheese is delicious in all of its variations
― calstars, Friday, 11 November 2022 00:18 (one year ago) link
Fiber pills have been helping a lot. I was having to do prep H suppositories for a while just to get things under control.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 11 November 2022 01:00 (one year ago) link
tofu cheese maybe?
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
please do not misread that with my display name in mind
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there. and if your eyes have not yet been opened to the glory of #bidetlife, then a world of bliss awaits u
― “humanity, whom I love” (cat), Saturday, 12 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there.
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
cat entirely otm
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2022 05:52 (one year ago) link
do you have one of those donut pillows? having spent much of the past 20 years in a van, I bought one & remembered to bring it with me on my int'l trip this time. it is, to put the point directly, saving my ass.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 08:55 (one year ago) link
I don't but I think it's time to get one!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link
yeah just search hemmorrhoid pillows. there's inflatable ones people use or there's cushion ones. they help if you gotta SOA a lot.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one on one meeting was fun.
Ended just in the nick of time
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:46 (three months ago) link
The meeting or the waste elimination? Or both?
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:49 (three months ago) link
Had to read that a few times
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:50 (three months ago) link
xpost lol the meeting.
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:09 (three months ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one and two meeting was fun.
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:12 (three months ago) link
Once they commit to giving you a raise, just let it all go.
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:14 (three months ago) link
a situation commonly referred to being "on the ones and twos"
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:15 (three months ago) link
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, January 16, 2024 4:14 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
[face increasingly red and twisted] "Thanks so much hnnngh can I get that in writing please? hnnnngh yeah, now?"
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:19 (three months ago) link
Stuck in the middle with you
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 22:40 (three months ago) link
been backed up lately, so took fiber gummies. woke up needing to take a big dump. they shut our water off before I made it to the can.
I know u get 'one flush' when the water is off and then u gotta add water to the tank to flush after that. I don't got that kinda energy, but it's been two hours now so...I might gotta go that route.
will keep you apprised of all crucial developments in this, #dumpgate
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:35 (one month ago) link
why is the water shut off? were you given advance notice?
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:38 (one month ago) link
to fix a water heater. they emailed us, like. the moment they did it. that's their M.O.
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:39 (one month ago) link
"one hour", they said
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:40 (one month ago) link