lol whiney
― sasha and maliaweed (The Reverend), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
we're done w/ catheter talk, now?
haven't seen the babe who blew me in the bar john since.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 03:37 (twelve years ago) link
I have a craving for some anal sex both ways.
― Je55e, Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:59 (twelve years ago) link
word
― turfin' bird (The Reverend), Thursday, 20 October 2011 08:00 (twelve years ago) link
Not saying I'm horny, even. Just a craving.
― Je55e, Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
Hi.
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 October 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
just one way for me. not craving either.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 October 2011 13:18 (twelve years ago) link
holiday craving happily satisfied in BedStuy, and he wasnt even a veteran.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
!
― Virginia Plain, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
I've been craving women ever since my libido came back last week. (Anal sex--with dildos, I guess--optional.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
VP, DON'T LOOK AT THIS THREAD
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:06 (twelve years ago) link
Ahaha, how else to internet stalk you?
― Virginia Plain, Saturday, 12 November 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
/restrainingorder
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 November 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
You don't let me have any fun.
― Virginia Plain, Saturday, 12 November 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link
My balls taste funny tonight.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
How does one know that? Besides being informed by someone else. Are you that flexible?
― Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry. Meant to type that into WebMD.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
I swear, you've been drunk posting every night this week.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not drunk, nor have I been in well over a week!
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, well, then continue tasting your balls.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
"im inviting u to enjoy the flavour of yr balls"
― real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
I just searched ILX for "my pussy is on fire" b/c I remember posting that once in June, 2006 and I'm horrified that most of the top results are in posts I made. It was funny for a second but then it got weird.
And now I'll throw one more flaming pussy post on that pile.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
lol jim
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 07:33 (twelve years ago) link
worst revive ever
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
A few weeks ago I slept with one guy on Sunday and another guy on Monday and then both of the guys at the same time on Tuesday; how does that even happen?
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:21 (eleven years ago) link
Like I saw Ted Leo play for 2h in a basement and then went over my friends house and had a threesome and cuddled all night (not w/ Ted though). Can you have a better night than that?
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, if you get Ted to join in?
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link
suddenly feeling attracted to Ted Leo
― you, your max is on fire (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
Okay listen, I know this sounds like braggin '012 or some shit but for real I have this predicament where I am starting to get into, like, really rough and intense piggish fucking which is all fine and dandy except that I have a v dear roommate who lives directly above me (not that it's awkward so much as it's rude to make loud noises after, say, 12am). I am trying to combat this (playing music, trying to be quiet, etc) but it's not working as thoroughly as it needs to and I would like to field advice/tips/suggestions on how to keep quiet during things like this, or if the answer is simply "you don't."
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link
My advice is the opposite: you just do it... If you're talking about voices that get too loud, just switch to stage whispers. Or get into sock gags.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
yeah a gag seems like it may be a good idea
my TMI news is i had a fucking breakthrough the other day - like, it actually felt really awesome and not super-uncomfortable for once! whole new avenues opening up my butt
― curly moe shempsen (donna rouge), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
Regular anal or....?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
well tbf this was just using a sex toy. but i'm much less skittish about the real thing now
― curly moe shempsen (donna rouge), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
I saw a video of two younger guys, in what I think was an amateur video, fisting, and I was like, Weird, this actually seems really intimate and sweet.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
whole new avenues opening up my butt
pave 'em girl!
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
i got drunk and pissed in some guy's mouth last night
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link
i have never done that before
did he like it
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
do piss people swallow piss or kinda swish it around and spit it out
well i was peeing a *lot* so it was like swallowing but then like spitting out the overflow
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link
and yeah he was the one who suggested it! Like we got to his bedroom and i pushed him on the bed and straddled him and was all "i'm gonna pee on your face" like just being a goofball and he was like "you want to?" and i was like "uh... okay!"
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
did you have a boner at this point
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
total boner
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
so weird
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link
i mean, at having to piss (on someone) while hard
it p much a blowjob with peeing and it felt *rly* awesome
i mean i didn't have to i suppose but i chose to
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link
peeing while drunk does feel good so i feel you
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
this makes me wonder if i'm into peeing on ppl bcz tbh i've never done it outside of, like, endearingly pissing on someone's leg in the shower
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link
pee play in the shower is rad
― clouds, Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link
i'm a fucking nun, apparently
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link