Wow.
― sasha and maliaweed (The Reverend), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
assuming you washed yr metaphorical hands, i'd totally reach over the sea to high five you right now
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
*aroused*
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1171647908l/110956.jpg
― kid ᒓᴥᒔ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
― look out honey, 'cause I'm using ayo technology (crüt), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 02:13 (twelve years ago) link
^ can this be the new excelsior?
― look out honey, 'cause I'm using ayo technology (crüt), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
lol whiney
― sasha and maliaweed (The Reverend), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
we're done w/ catheter talk, now?
haven't seen the babe who blew me in the bar john since.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 03:37 (twelve years ago) link
I have a craving for some anal sex both ways.
― Je55e, Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:59 (twelve years ago) link
word
― turfin' bird (The Reverend), Thursday, 20 October 2011 08:00 (twelve years ago) link
Not saying I'm horny, even. Just a craving.
― Je55e, Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
Hi.
― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 October 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
just one way for me. not craving either.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 October 2011 13:18 (twelve years ago) link
holiday craving happily satisfied in BedStuy, and he wasnt even a veteran.
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 November 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
!
― Virginia Plain, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
I've been craving women ever since my libido came back last week. (Anal sex--with dildos, I guess--optional.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 November 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
VP, DON'T LOOK AT THIS THREAD
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 November 2011 06:06 (twelve years ago) link
Ahaha, how else to internet stalk you?
― Virginia Plain, Saturday, 12 November 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
/restrainingorder
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 November 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
You don't let me have any fun.
― Virginia Plain, Saturday, 12 November 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link
My balls taste funny tonight.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
How does one know that? Besides being informed by someone else. Are you that flexible?
― Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry. Meant to type that into WebMD.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
I swear, you've been drunk posting every night this week.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not drunk, nor have I been in well over a week!
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, well, then continue tasting your balls.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
"im inviting u to enjoy the flavour of yr balls"
― real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
I just searched ILX for "my pussy is on fire" b/c I remember posting that once in June, 2006 and I'm horrified that most of the top results are in posts I made. It was funny for a second but then it got weird.
And now I'll throw one more flaming pussy post on that pile.
― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
lol jim
― hologram ned raggett (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 07:33 (twelve years ago) link
worst revive ever
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
A few weeks ago I slept with one guy on Sunday and another guy on Monday and then both of the guys at the same time on Tuesday; how does that even happen?
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:21 (eleven years ago) link
Like I saw Ted Leo play for 2h in a basement and then went over my friends house and had a threesome and cuddled all night (not w/ Ted though). Can you have a better night than that?
― jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, if you get Ted to join in?
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link
suddenly feeling attracted to Ted Leo
― you, your max is on fire (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
Okay listen, I know this sounds like braggin '012 or some shit but for real I have this predicament where I am starting to get into, like, really rough and intense piggish fucking which is all fine and dandy except that I have a v dear roommate who lives directly above me (not that it's awkward so much as it's rude to make loud noises after, say, 12am). I am trying to combat this (playing music, trying to be quiet, etc) but it's not working as thoroughly as it needs to and I would like to field advice/tips/suggestions on how to keep quiet during things like this, or if the answer is simply "you don't."
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link
My advice is the opposite: you just do it... If you're talking about voices that get too loud, just switch to stage whispers. Or get into sock gags.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
yeah a gag seems like it may be a good idea
my TMI news is i had a fucking breakthrough the other day - like, it actually felt really awesome and not super-uncomfortable for once! whole new avenues opening up my butt
― curly moe shempsen (donna rouge), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
Regular anal or....?
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
well tbf this was just using a sex toy. but i'm much less skittish about the real thing now
― curly moe shempsen (donna rouge), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
I saw a video of two younger guys, in what I think was an amateur video, fisting, and I was like, Weird, this actually seems really intimate and sweet.
― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
whole new avenues opening up my butt
pave 'em girl!
― nicki mINOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 24 December 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
i got drunk and pissed in some guy's mouth last night
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link
i have never done that before
did he like it
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link
do piss people swallow piss or kinda swish it around and spit it out
well i was peeing a *lot* so it was like swallowing but then like spitting out the overflow
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link
and yeah he was the one who suggested it! Like we got to his bedroom and i pushed him on the bed and straddled him and was all "i'm gonna pee on your face" like just being a goofball and he was like "you want to?" and i was like "uh... okay!"
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
did you have a boner at this point
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
total boner
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
so weird
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link