National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation vs. A Christmas Story FITE

The Ref is better than both of these films put together.

A Christmas Story is great, granted, but it makes me feel awkward and a bit sad.
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, November 7, 2003 11:15 AM (5 years ago)

This pretty well encapsulates why Christmas Story endures (and is the better movie). Funny and all, but overwhelming in its melancholic nostalgia. The last scene with the mom and dad bathed in Christmas tree light and watching snow plays completely different at the tail end of Christmas Day than it does Christmas Eve.

My father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

Die:

http://gawker.com/5940985/the-official-sequel-to-a-christmas-story-will-make-you-want-to-shoot-your-eye-out

Eh. It's only the fourth or so sequel to A Christmas Story (at least two of which contained actual Jean Shepherd narration and everything). None of which have done much business or entered the public consciousness in any meaningful way.

My boss says "It's the gift that keeps on givin', Clarke" any chance he gets

watching daniel stern do the furnace bit really hurt

Pointless poll suggestion: best Old Man (Darren McGavin, Charles Grodin, James Broderick, James B. Sikking, George Coe, Daniel Stern).

Follow-up pointless poll suggestion: best Ralphie (Peter Billingsley, Kieran Culkin, Matt Dillon, Jerry O'Connell, David Elliot(?), Peter Kowanko (?), Braeden Lemasters).

I just love riding in cars!

Gotta love D'Angelo's Power Girl-inspired Christmas outfit.

Hello everybody!

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I watched Christmas Story without the sound on yesterday morning, and my favorite thing is the way Ralphie keeps staring up at the leg lamp and absentmindedly running his hand up and down the leg

Also the way the Mom covers his eyes when she first catches him doing it

Eddie: Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.
Clark: College?
Eddie: Carnival.
Clark: You got to be proud.
Eddie: Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?
Clark: No.
Eddie: She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.

Eddie has all of the best lines in that film. The one I laughed at yet again this year, in response to Clark telling the children that a pilot reported seeing Santa's sleigh on the way into Chicago: "You serious, Clark?"

Still awesome.

"You serious, Clark?" a standard line on some college football forums, especially when some first-time poster chirps up about some coaching changes he's heard from his "sources on the inside."

That's a high-quality item, Clark.

And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
I don't know Margo.

https://twitter.com/TheRandyQuaid/status/547979672194019328

Eddie breaking the toy in that scene makes me laugh.

Racism at the end of a Christmas Story kind of ruins it.

Christmas Vacation is more funny anyhow.

My mom got obsessed with A Christmas Story in like 1985 and we watched it every thanksgiving night for at least ten years, then with the constant marathon I can't even imagine how many times I've seen this. The old man is great and very much like my grandfather.

SONS OF BITCHES...BUMPUSES is super classic but my wife and I will frequently use YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE ON PURPOSE when expressing anger at each other.

you call this a paragraph?! margins, margins, margins! F! ugh, a life's work down the drain... a semicolon, you dolt! a period. F! oh, i shall weep if i have to read one. more. F! "ralphie parker." hrm. ...oh. oh! the theme i've been waiting for all my life! listen to this sentence: "a red ryder bb gun, with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time." oh, poetry! sheer poetry! ralphie! an A PLUS! oh, ralphie! congratulations, my ralphie! A PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS

Ralphie's dream sequences are the best
PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS

that look on his face after he gives the teacher the fruit basket and he's just standing there smiling is so lol

^^^ hair plastered?

a semicolon, you dolt! a period

my life tbh

I feel like I'm living in an alternate universe because I have never heard of "A Christmas Story."

If you'd turned on TBS yesterday you'd have watched it 24 hours straigiht.

I saw ACS when I was like 8 or 9 and found it extremely unpleasant for whatever reason. Have never revisited it since.

a bit like Xmas.

OH MY GOD:

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/untold-story-of-national-lampoons-christmas-vacation-20141222?page=4

Johnny Galecki (Rusty Griswold): At the time, I was in Chicago auditioning for industrial films and regional theater, and I was happy doing that. I didn't dare to dream to be in a big studio film. But I put myself on tape and sent it in. They flew me out to Los Angeles; it was one of the first times I was ever here. I read with Chevy and Jeremiah — and that alone would have been enough for me. I could have been given my walking papers and sent home on the next flight and it still would have been a dream come true. Chevy told me right there in the room that I had gotten the role.

Lewis: I don't know the politics at the time, but maybe they had to rush to find the kids, or something.

Chechik: Galecki was just an odd kid. He was very young and so dry. He made me laugh because he has this wack of a sense of humor and that's what made me really want him. He wasn't a Hollywood kid who was going for laughs, but he had a nervousness to him that in many ways shows beautifully now as an adult. His comic gifts are absolutely incredible.

Ladd: This movie is kind of a turning point in my life. I went there with a British Academy Award and an Oscar nomination under my belt, but Hollywood was very hard on women. When I did Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, I thought it'd change everything for women – a lot of us did. But it didn't, and I was spending a lot of time in Florida. People would yell at me, "What are you doing running away from Hollywood?" I came back to Hollywood and the first thing I got was for Christmas Vacation. Meanwhile, here I am going to audition to play Chevy's momma, and I'm one year older than him! That's if he was born in 1943, because IMDb lies about everything. They never get it right

Chase: I loved working with Randy on all of the Vacation movies. I never even got a hint there was anything going on emotionally or physiologically with him. He just gets right into it. When we're in the grocery store and he gets that huge 100 pound bag of dog food and slams it down. I don't think anybody wrote that. That was just Randy reaching out and grabbing it.

Flynn: There's one scene that didn't make it to the film and I so wish it had. It's a scene where Randy and I are in the infamous motor home and you get to see what our lives are like inside. That was a riot, but at the time it had to be cut.

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I watched A Christmas Story for the first time ever with my class last week. My mom used to name it as her favourite Christmas movie. Loved the brother in the snowsuit, the mall Santa, the famous dare scene, and some other things. I could have done without the narration.

"Wonder Years" influenced by it.

Minor, but I noticed a logistical problem where old-Ralphie continued to narrate events after he'd fled the scene (the part where his friend gets bullied out on the yard).

D'Angelo: Did you catch when the police came in and there's a freeze frame where my hand was (on Chevy's crotch)? I did that spur of the moment and told Chevy, just to see if anyone on set noticed. But we did a couple takes and no one mentioned it.

Yes, Ms. D'Angelo, having turned 16 the month before this movie was released, I did happen to catch that take.

EVERYBODY caught that, Bev.

I could have done without the narration.

It's Jean Shepherd!

Didn't know that...Doesn't change my mind, though; I honestly felt it would have been a better film without it.

I'm with you regarding voice-over in 99 percent of movies, especially anything directed by Woody Allen, but this movie's an exception (and there was too much of it in "The Wonder Years").

would be a lesser film w/o narration no question

yeah, otm. this is one of the very few movies i can think of where the narration is absolutely essential. the tone of the movie would be completely different without it.

It's not really fair to say "better film" without it; it would have to be a different film, as the narration fills in a lot of the story. But I just found the narration too folksy.

One thing that was eye-opening for my students was seeing Peter Billingsley as an adult--turns out most of them had seen him in Elf.

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Seriously--completely subjective reaction. I realize how beloved the film is.

i have never seen christmas vacation

:o

also i didn't see 16 candles until i was 22

I never really learned how to love.