http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrfr5xnPDe1qz7eg4o1_500.jpg
― Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
I know it's all show business, but if I were her I would have it in my contract that I can never be photographed that way. On principle.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
Because...?
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
Because it's so unsubtle an invocation of the cliched blue-eyed-deer-in-headlights gamine look? And the way it lights her caked-on make-up is super unflattering, almost surreal?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
The eyes look unnaturally blue, but other than that I think she looks great in that photo, regardless of which cliches she invokes tbh
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
Also, it reminds me of this:
http://www.montevidayo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/laura-palmer12-202x300.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
The make-up is so brightly illuminated it looks garish.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
looks like jared leto
― buzza, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
She does look... dead. An arresting image though.
― Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
she looks like a great-looking girl photographed really badly
― some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
starting to get the sinking feeling that having Glee as a lead-in will mean this show thrives no matter what
― some dude, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?
― symsymsym, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
Had to put up with this as required viewing of this week's flights. Couldn't bear to turn up tge volume, but seriously just looked like mind-meltingly hott chick with awesome perfect hair wears black-rimmed "nerd" glasses and lives with three brahs yet has issues.
Apparently in this universe, Nerve.com never broke wide online dating so she has apparently no recourse but to suffer thru life as no dude could possibly handle her "quirks"
― Blind Diode Jefferson (kingfish), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!
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― James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/florida-evans-damn-damn-damn-300x218.jpg
― moonshit journey to caca (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
I read that Atlantic article, and subconsciously hi-5'vd myself for not buying the issue
It's something like a 3 page diatribe on why America "needs" an "alt" icon. And just sorta serves as obligatory hype to aforementioned show.
― Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
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― (gr8080), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
altho i can't even feign how big a zooey deschanel fan i'm not, b/c this image has honestly been a fixture on my wallpaper for monthshttp://farm5.static.flickr.com/4090/5208061228_7be4632fef_z.jpgtil i started having people over and realized the end to my babes 'n' iconz days were nigh
― Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
just cus there's nothing worse than having guests summarize your entire life into one glance at your computer screen
― Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/x622t.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 September 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
:D
― k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
Soooo, what quirky hipster band is Zooey gonna like on her new show? Will it be Belle and Sebastian like in 500 Days of Summer? Will it be something quirkier? I'm reminded of Ted Mosby's love for The Unicorns on How I Met Your Mother
― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Monday, 19 September 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
Well, I saw her list of favourite bands, albums, etc. in some Music magazine, and it seems she has similar tastes in older music as our Alice.
So, hmm..
― Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 08:26 (twelve years ago) link
Noxagt
― Master of Treacle, Monday, 19 September 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link
Cop-era Swans
G G Allin
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 19 September 2011 10:33 (twelve years ago) link
fuckin zeppelinfuckin halenfuckin 'tallica
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Monday, 19 September 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link
also, grown men who are into this broad can gtfo
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Monday, 19 September 2011 10:56 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah how dare grown men be into a 31 year old woman, fuckin' pedos.
― Woolen Scjarfs (Phil D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link
Esp. if they're younger than her, that's just not right
― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link
So, older is OK, right?
― Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link
think bi,son's point was that most dudes seem to think of her as like nine years old which is weird
― k3vin k., Monday, 19 September 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link
Well, as I say, she's sort of like Alice, who's 11. Then again, I don't 'fancy' Zoo, but then again, I'm not 18 or whatever...
― Mark G, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link
She's 31
― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link
m bison's just worried about the sanctity of ben gibbard's marriage
― toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:13 (twelve years ago) link
I don't really know anything about the woman, tbh, but that dark hair/ blue eyes combination is nice (OK you can post those pictures of Hitler now)
― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
Well, I don't really pay much attention to the stuff she's acted in, so I'm not too knowledgable about her personality, I just think she's really, really pretty. I'm sorry if being attracted to a 31 year-old is uncomfortable to you m bison.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link
ILX really, really hates women.
― Mark C, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
She's just very cutesy and child-like in a lot of ways which is maybe what M Bison is objecting to? Feel like she was exactly what the author had in mind when writing this: http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/6331886267/dont-fear-the-dowager-a-valentine-to-maturity-an
NB I love a lot of cute things and am unapologetically guilty of at least a couple things in the article and take issue with some of the points therein. That said, I think it makes a couple good ones and is perhaps relevant here.
― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link
See I guess I've always thought of her as more cringe-inducingly "quirky" than cringe-inducingly "child-like".
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
"I wish everyone looked like a kitten."
._.
― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link
Sadly I know more than one irl female over the age of 28 that would probably say something similar.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 19 September 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
1) she is very attractive2) she was pretty ace in Almost Famous. Perhaps the best thing about it besides F. McDormand. 3) literally everything else i've seen her in (which is admittedly not much) has been aggressively mediocre to outright terrible
― 7 Crazy Chinese Mothers (will), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
I would like to reiterate:
Briefly, she mulls over what to do with the painting of a pair of moccasins on the wall. It came with the trailer and is so hideous and comically southwestern that at first I thought Deschanel had put it there as a joke. Irony isn’t her style, though. “I’m worried if I pull these weird things down, they’re going to be mad at me,” she says. “So I’m trying to figure out something I can put oooooover this.” She demonstrates by holding up a picture of smiling lambs she happens to have lying around.
100% hilarious
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link
I really have no opinion on her at all. I think AF and ELF are the only things I've ever seen her in and she was OK, I guess. Never listened to her band. She's very pretty in a very non-threatening way which is fine. I just immediately thought of that article when reading through this thread.
― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah the lamb picture thing killed me when I read it.
― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
btw enbb you are v pretty in a v threatening way
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
fyi on her new show her character comes across less like an infant and more like a nerd who is unaware that she is pretty
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
I saw her in "Hitchhiker's Guide", or rather I saw about 24 minutes of it and she was in it somewhere. I don't remember ever seeing her in anything else. Non-threatening pretty?
― Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
her new girl character comes across as mentally disabled imo
― run jaymc & jam-master jaymc (some dude), Monday, 19 September 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link