btw this guy doesn't have a best friend. In fact, he doesn't have ANY friends. :(
The Loneliest Seal in the World
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
neither does this whale
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
oh yeah that whale! ;_;
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
You guys are ruining one of my favorite threads :(
― Je55e, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
man that whale is bumming me right out
― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Saturday, 17 September 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
that whale makes me wish i were a similarly frequencied whale
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 17 September 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
omg if we ever renew our vows I'm going to write mine from the perspective of a weird, lonely whale searching the seas for a similarly frequencied whale and finally finding him.
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
aw
― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe I'll wear a whale costume, too.
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
I went out with a girl who dressed like a seal at the local sea-life centre. That's kinda similar.
― read in Herzog's accent: (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
Did you go clubbing with her?
(ok ok sorry)
― StanM, Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
oh bra-vo
― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, September 17, 2011 11:10 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark
srsly this makes me want to write a children's book
Wow, Jenny, that's good. I read some metaphor about feeling like the word "orange," a word that doesn't rhyme with any other, but the whale metaphor is far better, especially b/c it allows for a better resolution.
That whale story is depressing the fuck out of me. The weird seal at least can hang out with humans, but the whale is just going to be alone :(
― Je55e, Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
I'm going to a wedding this evening and if this sentimental melancholy keeps up, I'm going to be a mess tonight. Maybe I'll get sloshed and make a slurred, incoherent toast to the bride and groom being like whales.
― Je55e, Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
OK, that's good.
― read post in Herzog's accent (dowd), Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
whale incandenza
― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
So torn here…
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
Wait. No. Don't do it.
Too late. Just had three gibsons in the shower. Now to get dressed.
― Je55e, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/15001.JPG
― jaxon, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.wimp.com/interspecieslove/
― em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
srsly don't do this.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
:(
― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
It's not you! It is that children's books that are About Things are never very good.
― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
Awww, I wish Michael White's video was embedded b/c it's adorable. Pretty mundane animals, but a stellar quality of love going on there.
― Je55e, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3LC0tUp_k&feature=player_embedded
― jaxon, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
hehe awwwww <3
― 'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
that whole channel is ridiculous.
― jaxon, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
lol oh my
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
EW
― Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
the sleepinest cat I ever did see
― corey, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJ1PAklvWI&feature=player_embedded#!
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
― forced to change display name (gbx), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link
stupid monkeys
― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link
shaka, brah
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/9/26/11/the-best-picture-from-the-2011-surfing-dog-compet-9908-1317049798-2.jpg
― jaxon, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link
A++!
― Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 07:30 (twelve years ago) link
You have all the characters there, the brave french bulldog who leads, the terrified but thrill loving dogs in the front, and the timid/scared ones who hang back. A rag-tag groups of adorable dogs out for adventure.
― Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 07:32 (twelve years ago) link
The first mate reminds me of Speak from the Tick
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71156_90364749208_2952320_n.jpg
― trapdoor fucking spiders (dowd), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 08:16 (twelve years ago) link
haha that guy's face is fucking priceless
― (♯｀∧´) (gbx), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
>_>
― corey, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
Morning made. Thanks Jax.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link
the brave french bulldog who leads with his tongue!
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
fucking awesome
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
reddit poster aaronwright's take : http://i.imgur.com/bIPgW.jpg
― StanM, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
tenso
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.pictorymag.com/showcases/love-without-language/
― caek, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
That's gonna make me cry, isn't it?
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link
Yup
http://static.pictorymag.com/pictories/P1010079_JPG_998x2448_q85.jpg
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link