Simpsons quotations

Hmmm, he also wrote the screenplay for this (never heard of it, but it doesn't look promising...)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/The_Stupids.jpg

According to the commentaries, writing credit goes to whoever came up with the idea for the episode. Some/many/most of the jokes may have been written by others (e.g, John Vitti is credited with "Mr. Plow," but Conan O'Brien came up with the radio-dial gag).

It's swearier than I remember.

I love it when Bart swears on purpose "crap boobs crap!" and "hell damn fart!"

"You're insincere. I like that."

http://www.avclub.com/articles/clueless-case-file-185-the-stupids,53858/

Well he may have all the money in the world but there's one thing he can't buy

What's that?

...

A DINOSAUR

Frink: Oh, wait a minute, this isn't the monsterometer, it's the frog exaggerator!

Published on 1 Mar 2013

You've seen the rest, now watch the best. It's The Simpsons Harlem Shake!

Kiss my asphalt

I call him Gamblor

That sounded like a pig fainting

It's more of a Shelbyville idea

I told them to slice my sandwich!

It was the olden days!

You ate all the tarragon and you drank all the soy sauce

That was a gutsy decision!

being at a NYE party that didn't acknowledge midnight made me think of "remember that New Year's Eve party at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock".

the ep where Oscar De La Hoya says "Dios Mio! This kid is fun to hit!" re: Martin Prince was on today, still the funniest line ever

Shut your squeal hole booze jockey

pipe down rub a dub

"jagged metal Krusty-O" came up today for the first time in years, & I feel ten pounds lighter

Hand me my patching trowel

"operation mail-take"

"We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!"

Even stink beetles??

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

Then to the Duff brewery

haha

buy three tubes of mister blister, get one free

Thanks, Benevenstanciano!

Allan the cowboy

I love you, Pepsi.

What have I done to deserve this flat flavourless Manhattan?

^^ I swear to god I thought of that one just yesterday.

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy

I hear those things are awfully loud

Unbelievable, and just imagine the logistics of weightlessness.

I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.

Queen of the harpies!

Here's your crown YOUR MAJESTY!

Aw, nuts! I mean, uh … aw, nuts!

I'm a guy like me!

When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another floor on your house!

"How does your Mom usually punish you?"
"She makes me taste beer"

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand."

I was thinking recently about how this ^^ - said to his heartbroken child - is a stunningly cruel thing to hear in a TV show. This show could be dark at times.

Hommer: bart! go to your room!

bart: eat my shorts!

ned flanders: hidely-ho, neighborino!

homer: shut up, flanders

(Skinner, in Bart's daydream:) "Class, instead of going to the box factory, we'll be going to the.....box factory"

In the spirit of why Leee started this thread, last night my bf was telling me how he'd said to another (cranky junkie just-got-dumped) friend of ours that his relaysh with me was going really well, and that the guys face fell, like he was really bummed/jealous.

All I could think to say was "so basically, you told him you sleep in a big bed with your wife?".

were they the big man at the crack factory