Lana Del Rey

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her whole makeover (and I just mis-typed that as "whore" makeover lol :\ ) is... off putting

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

You mean like putting off any work to watch Lana del Rey vids all day?

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

idgi, Number None, what is that?

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

That's a pic of her and her dad from like 4 years ago.

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

why is it sad

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

Cos of what she looks like now?

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

well i for one am so happy you're sad for her

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

this world is too harsh not to have strangers sad for us when we change the way we look

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Don't really know what you're getting at man

Number None, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol i just watched "video games" (instead of just listening) -- the clip of paz de la huerta in a gutter @ 1:55 kind of gives the game away, dunnit

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

it's nothing Bowie didn't do surely, or near as dammit? a massive amount of this is cause she's a girl lest that needed saying. she had her lips slightly plumped up?? Jesus, big freakin deal.

piscesx, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

i think bob dylan's had work done

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

I think seeing the lyrics written out in text speak was the "kind of gives the game away" moment 4 me

I would like some juice from OJ Da Juiceman's wife's vagina (bernard snowy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

what "game" are we talking about here?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

If you haven't heard of Lana Del Rey, YOU WILL SOON because we are convinced that this gorgeous crooner is going to be everywhere ASAP, like basically by the time this post is published. ZOMG she is so important. Anyway, this self-proclaimed "gangster Nancy Sinatra" embodies the best of strong, sculpted eyebrows, bump-its + hairsprayed tonsorial PERFECTION, and we can SO vividly picture her swanning out of a beautiful Hollywood Hills house with a kidney bean-shaped swimming pool in an ultramarine nylon mini shift and white patent leather go-go boots.

AND a big-ass dookie rope chain and gold hoops. She is also, obviously, drinking something out of a martini glass. She describes her sound as "Hollywood Pop/Sad Core" and uuuuuuum #sadcore is VERY up our alley. The enormously satisfying juxtaposition of old-school glamour plus inexplicably morose contemporary images in her music video plus super-duper prettiness is completely blowing our minds.

We can't get enough of her video for "Video Games" because not only are our ears oh so happy with her Florence meets Cat Power meets A Fine Frenzy melodies, but we also really need more retro off-the-shoulder sweaters in our lives and closets. Thankfully, we're positive that this isn't the last we've seen of Lana. And PRAISE BE, because her style strikes such a unique and perfect balance between classic beauty and refreshingly unexpected (do you have EYEBALLS? Are you SEEING that top made COMPLETELY of roses/carnations/I'm not a horticulturist???) that is just so ready for its place in the sun. Now run along and entertain yourselves for a while with the video below while we go dig up some hot rollers and lip venom. Swooooooooooooooooon.

Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

barf

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

old stuff - Hipster Runoff's been monitoring the situation pretty closely...

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

(xpost) Holy hell, that PR is real!

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of think she's been designed for the crepey dudes who've been fantasizing about a late 60s Sally Draper.

Stevie T, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

that's not PR, that's from an mtv.com blog post

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

not sure if that makes it better or worse tho

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

is that mtv.com blog post sincere?

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

that's an... interesting question

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

hmmm yeah i didn't notice the "lip venom" line until you said that

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/gorillavsbear/status/114395525553467392

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

haha those two are p much twitter fighting non-stop

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

1000TimesYes Chris Weingarten
@gorillavsbear U always struck me as a reformed jock who discovered Smashing Pumpkins in college so no shock that you like sorority indie

buzza, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

lol #shotsfired

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ gvb having a verified twitter account

markers, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

the state of music criticism in 2011 xxp

Mordy, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

ha. thought that said "lol @ gbv having a verified twitter account"...

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

how do you prove that you are in fact a gorilla fighting a bear

dmr, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

what is gorilla vs bear? nm i'm not actually interested

seems striking that most of the UK critics i follow on twitter LOVE ldr and most of the US critics HATE her

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah we like good music here, american tradition

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

she has one good song, and one not good song

also she had plastic surgery!

we report, you decide

J0rdan S., Friday, 16 September 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

she has many more songs than that but i only really like one of them (haven't heard "blue jeans" yet)

the *facepalm* at the trend of the hivemind (donna rouge), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

I think "Video Games" is pretty good. I haven't searched out much else by her. I like sad, moody chanteuses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6M4UJ6kzjk

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

That Eilen Jewell album is excellent. One of the best of the year.

thinveneer, Friday, 16 September 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

"blue jeans" is good but "video games" is the one that's stuck in my head ALL THE TIME.

debenture banhart (get bent), Friday, 16 September 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

waiting for pitchfork to disown lana & pan the fuck out of her album once they see light

cuddles (the kid), Saturday, 17 September 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

http://usera.ImageCave.com/Vast_Halo/4haters.jpg

Vast Halo, Saturday, 17 September 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

Probably the worst thing to happen this year.

abcfsk, Saturday, 17 September 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

meh not feeling any of these songs at all. And I usually like sad moody chanteuses.

(That Ellen Jewell sounds lovely though - hadn't heard of HER, thanks!)

Roz, Saturday, 17 September 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

haha, here comes the inevitable ldr backlash!

debenture banhart (get bent), Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

god, I wish there had been a sufficient forwardlash.

rustic italian flatbread, Saturday, 17 September 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

I thought she sucked right away, any artist I find out about through kotaku is on shaky ground

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 September 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

i don't read any of those sites. i just clicked teh youtubez cuz people whose tastes i respect were saying nice things about her. as far as i'm concerned, she's just a chick with some songs; i don't really care whether she's defrauding any indie kids with her lips/name/label attention.

debenture banhart (get bent), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

i'm so sick of the whole "fake!!!!!" brush that indies tar certain artists with anyway. life is not a husker du concert; put away your carbon-paper zines and mail-order tapes and enjoy something of dubious provenance for once without feeling guilty.

debenture banhart (get bent), Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

yeah. the "sorority indie" comment has had me stewing.

rustic italian flatbread, Saturday, 17 September 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link


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