I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa

omg no why

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Are they recyclable?

Man, I could have been keeping this thread in SNA for like the past two months if I was feeling dishy but I am sorta tempted to spill my recent late-night Greyhound encounter bcz of how brazen it was.

spill, coy boy

I need every juicy detail.

je55e i have a vga-to-rca converter that is absolutely terrible and might negate the whole point of having an HDTV
but it must be very very cheap right now. (i see a sketchy-looking one on ebay for about $15)
However there are also $2 cables if your vaio can output TV-out through VGA.

plus the streaming contract w/starz is expiring in february which means the streaming content is going to get worse in a big way

The story last week about the subscriber drop had a venn diagram of stream/mail/both. I'll see if I can find it.

Lolololo fuck! Hahaha. Fucking Zing Touch. Apparently I have been hitting the quote button a lot.

All in the Netflix thread. Sorry. I was going to say something but I forgot. Damn errant flailing thumb.

Anyway, yes, tell all, Stevie.

Its really not THAT outrageous.

It was an overnight bus from ATL to Raleigh. We had a half-hour layover in Charlotte, and I'd been on Grindr chatting with a friend when I get a new message from someone asking if I was at the Greyhound station. It from some guy who is not only also at the station but apparently taking the same bus as well, and when we reboard he winds up walking right past me without noticing and sits about two seats back and across the aisle. He was 30something, clean shaven, blue Abercrombie shirt and grey gym shorts. Totally not my type, but he had a pretty cute face. Anyway, I can see him but he can't really see me (it's pitch dark). We're chatting for a bit and then he says "come sit next to me, I wanna trade handjobs". I was kinda wiped and not all that horny, but I'd have felt like a fool turning down such a thrilling opportunity. There's a person sitting across the aisle from him, and while there wasn't anyone across from me, there were people immediately in front of and behind me. This seemed like a better idea, so he came over, whispered something like "what's up", and then pulled out his dick, and then pulled out mine. So then we spend the next 15 minutes jerking each other off as discreetly as two men can sitting next to each other on a pitch dark bus at 3am with a few other people around. I finish, he finishes, he wipes up and goes and sits back down. And that was that.

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And in the spirit of the board, I will share with you all that a bit got on the front of my jeans, and it was pretty damn noticeable, and so I had it worked out that if anyone saw it I'd be all "oh hah I spilled a milkshake on my lap, but it totally looks like jizz or something, doesn't it"

Wow.

assuming you washed yr metaphorical hands, i'd totally reach over the sea to high five you right now

*aroused*

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*aroused*

^ can this be the new excelsior?

lol whiney

we're done w/ catheter talk, now?

haven't seen the babe who blew me in the bar john since.

I have a craving for some anal sex both ways.

word

Not saying I'm horny, even.
Just a craving.

Hi.

just one way for me. not craving either.

holiday craving happily satisfied in BedStuy, and he wasnt even a veteran.

!

I've been craving women ever since my libido came back last week. (Anal sex--with dildos, I guess--optional.)

VP, DON'T LOOK AT THIS THREAD

Ahaha, how else to internet stalk you?

/restrainingorder

You don't let me have any fun.

My balls taste funny tonight.

How does one know that? Besides being informed by someone else. Are you that flexible?

Sorry. Meant to type that into WebMD.

I swear, you've been drunk posting every night this week.

I'm not drunk, nor have I been in well over a week!

Oh, well, then continue tasting your balls.

"im inviting u to enjoy the flavour of yr balls"

I just searched ILX for "my pussy is on fire" b/c I remember posting that once in June, 2006 and I'm horrified that most of the top results are in posts I made. It was funny for a second but then it got weird.

And now I'll throw one more flaming pussy post on that pile.

lol jim

worst revive ever

A few weeks ago I slept with one guy on Sunday and another guy on Monday and then both of the guys at the same time on Tuesday; how does that even happen?

Like I saw Ted Leo play for 2h in a basement and then went over my friends house and had a threesome and cuddled all night (not w/ Ted though). Can you have a better night than that?

Yes, if you get Ted to join in?

suddenly feeling attracted to Ted Leo

Okay listen, I know this sounds like braggin '012 or some shit but for real I have this predicament where I am starting to get into, like, really rough and intense piggish fucking which is all fine and dandy except that I have a v dear roommate who lives directly above me (not that it's awkward so much as it's rude to make loud noises after, say, 12am). I am trying to combat this (playing music, trying to be quiet, etc) but it's not working as thoroughly as it needs to and I would like to field advice/tips/suggestions on how to keep quiet during things like this, or if the answer is simply "you don't."

My advice is the opposite: you just do it... If you're talking about voices that get too loud, just switch to stage whispers. Or get into sock gags.

yeah a gag seems like it may be a good idea

my TMI news is i had a fucking breakthrough the other day - like, it actually felt really awesome and not super-uncomfortable for once! whole new avenues opening up my butt