ILNFL™ Dirty Dozen: 2011 Fantasy Football Thread

Now that he's my starter, we'll see some different results!

i really wanted jacoby jones, bummer

misfortune is following me this year w/colston and now jamaal charles (my #1 pick in both my leagues.)

I didn't realize Colston had broken a collarbone. That's not an IR-type injury tho.

Week 2 Top 10 Players

1. Tom Brady
2. Matthew Stafford
3. Cam Newton
4. Jason Campbell
5. Drew Brees
6. Ryan Fitzpatrick
7. Adrian Peterson
8. Andy Dalton
9. Aaron Rodgers
10. Matt Ryan

Brady, Newton, Brees, Rodgers, and Stafford have been in the top ten both weeks.

I gave up on Peyton, y'all can have him.
Traded Manning for Antonio Cromartie, what a world what a world.

Whew, glad you meant waived instead of traded, was wondering who would take on Manning at any cost?

Whether the Colts will admit it or not, he's out for the season.

Stay classy, NFL.com:

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alternate pic has peyty in a neck brace

omg

somebody at nfl saw that shitty phone ad

woo good day. maybe my team is more competitive than I thought? prob is I got nothing at all on my bench.

this is almost certainly the best week i will have all season so i am delighted it coincided with your team going off

well think about it, it also sucks for me to have to waste such a good week on you

fair point

Aaron Rodgers 64.17 O_O

y'all let me draft aaron rodgers. i will now win the league.

i now have 218 points

my favourite thing about

Aaron Rodgers 64.17

is that it is up against

Joe Flacco -0.23

which i think everyone can enjoy, even the person who owns flacco. oh wait, that's me.

not to brag BUT i would've beaten spiralls tonight w/ solely rodgers & forte

I can pull out a win tonight if Blount scores 40+ fantasy points. :D

I think I had the most points last week and the least this week?

Holy shit, I got 75% of the way there. I love u, Legarrette Blount. <3

I got snrubbed : (

lol 157 vs. 25

argh, would've had this week won if i'd organized my lineup better and not played a defense

was feeling good abt my lead until i remembered

y'all let me draft aaron rodgers. i will now win the league.

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, October 2, 2011 9:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

50 points b/w rodgers & forte is not out of the question, but it's pretty damn steep

maybe woodson can house a TD for me

beginning to think not fielding a defense would be a smart move... woulda won if not for tampa bay scoring -8 points

Only ten defenses has accumulated more points than Brandon Tate. It's rough out there.

have

Is it true that the ILNFL commissioner is investigating your team and possible draft violations that may have occurred while you were wasting our time?

― brownie, Thursday, October 13, 2011 10:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

brownie,

It's true that I've had some discussions with Omar Little about wasting everyone's time, but I've been advised by my lawyer to say nothing more about the matter.

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, October 13, 2011 10:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

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I'm still playing, but at 1-5 I'm probably not going to bother much with the waiver wire anymore. 2011 rip :(

lol @

"i'm starting greg salas" is a pretty good retort to "i'm starting dane sanzenbacher"

I'm still playing, but at 1-5 I'm probably not going to bother much with the waiver wire anymore. 2011 rip :(

But the lower you are on the wire the easier it is to claim guys!

there's not a lot to claim w/ 16 people

true enough

Coulda got DeMarco Murray this week!

Being low early in the season has it's advantages - I was able to get DeMarco and Tebow before you successful teams did! Sometimes it pays to suck.

Oh boy, I'm leading going into MNF with Torrey Smith still to play! And I didn't even start my rbs or a te.

jordan and i going toe to toe fairly close down to the wire: me with two baltimore idps and him with the baltimore defense and a ten point lead

feeling good about the long run here

Hate my team. No idea how I have four wins.

This season's a wash for me, but I may be 4-4 in my other league after tonight (if Vincent Jackson gets less than 14). All hope is not lost!

Testimony to my luck this season (besides being the most scored-against team): in a world of negative-point defenses, I pick up a D (Bills) that scores me a whopping 25 points, only to have my opponent's D score 29!

you have definitely drawn a lot of short straws. Still pissed about you getting demarco tho

Then-again, there have been plenty of luckless people this year. Examples include owners of Jamal Charles, Chris Johnson, Peyton Manning (OK, you were forewarned on that one), any Colt WR, any Jet RB, etc. Long live Fred Jackson!

Hester, Burress or Nate Washington this week?
I'm thinking hester just because of the return yards but Burress might just have a big day