ILNFL™ Dirty Dozen: 2011 Fantasy Football Thread

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Want to go on record as saying that we should REALLY do an auction draft next season.

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

maybe one league regular, one league auction

jbn, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

Our Week 1 Top Ten Players:

1. Tom Brady
2. Chad Henne
3. Cam Newton
4. Drew Brees
5. Aaron Rodgers
6. Ryan Fitzpatrick
7. Matthew Stafford
8. Mike Tolbert
9. Ray Rice
10. Ted Ginn Jr.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

Weren't our waivers supposed to run last night (Tues night into Wed AM)?

kebya, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

They did in my other league, but I dunno about this one. I'll check.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, they will at some point today. Looking through the players list, everyone's a FA...but people who were claimed on waivers have their little green x grayed out.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks sir - guess their computer's just a little slow!

kebya, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

btw who claimed Rex? Come forth!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

If no one got to him before me, I did ("Man cannot live by Bradford alone" - The Bible)

kebya, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

rex g's starts as a redskin:

25/43 322y
19/39 182y
26/44 336y
21/34 305y

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

3 out of 4 games over 300y, 9 tds, 4ints. not a bad fantasy qb.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

tru i guess.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

Now that he's my starter, we'll see some different results!

kebya, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

i really wanted jacoby jones, bummer

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

misfortune is following me this year w/colston and now jamaal charles (my #1 pick in both my leagues.)

omar little, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't realize Colston had broken a collarbone. That's not an IR-type injury tho.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

Week 2 Top 10 Players

1. Tom Brady
2. Matthew Stafford
3. Cam Newton
4. Jason Campbell
5. Drew Brees
6. Ryan Fitzpatrick
7. Adrian Peterson
8. Andy Dalton
9. Aaron Rodgers
10. Matt Ryan

Brady, Newton, Brees, Rodgers, and Stafford have been in the top ten both weeks.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

I gave up on Peyton, y'all can have him.
Traded Manning for Antonio Cromartie, what a world what a world.

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

Whew, glad you meant waived instead of traded, was wondering who would take on Manning at any cost?

kebya, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

Whether the Colts will admit it or not, he's out for the season.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

alternate pic has peyty in a neck brace

johnny crunch, Thursday, 22 September 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

omg

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 September 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

somebody at nfl saw that shitty phone ad

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 September 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

woo good day. maybe my team is more competitive than I thought? prob is I got nothing at all on my bench.

iatee, Monday, 26 September 2011 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

this is almost certainly the best week i will have all season so i am delighted it coincided with your team going off

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 26 September 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

well think about it, it also sucks for me to have to waste such a good week on you

iatee, Monday, 26 September 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

fair point

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 26 September 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

Aaron Rodgers 64.17 O_O

johnny crunch, Monday, 3 October 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

y'all let me draft aaron rodgers. i will now win the league.

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 October 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

i now have 218 points

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 October 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

my favourite thing about

Aaron Rodgers 64.17

is that it is up against

Joe Flacco -0.23

which i think everyone can enjoy, even the person who owns flacco. oh wait, that's me.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 October 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

not to brag BUT i would've beaten spiralls tonight w/ solely rodgers & forte

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 October 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

I can pull out a win tonight if Blount scores 40+ fantasy points. :D

Johnny Fever, Monday, 3 October 2011 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

I think I had the most points last week and the least this week?

iatee, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

Holy shit, I got 75% of the way there. I love u, Legarrette Blount. <3

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

I got snrubbed : (

ice cr?mde (symsymsym), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

lol 157 vs. 25

brownie, Monday, 10 October 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

argh, would've had this week won if i'd organized my lineup better and not played a defense

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

was feeling good abt my lead until i remembered

y'all let me draft aaron rodgers. i will now win the league.

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, October 2, 2011 9:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

johnny crunch, Monday, 10 October 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

lol

50 points b/w rodgers & forte is not out of the question, but it's pretty damn steep

maybe woodson can house a TD for me

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

beginning to think not fielding a defense would be a smart move... woulda won if not for tampa bay scoring -8 points

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

Only ten defenses has accumulated more points than Brandon Tate. It's rough out there.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

have

polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

Is it true that the ILNFL commissioner is investigating your team and possible draft violations that may have occurred while you were wasting our time?

― brownie, Thursday, October 13, 2011 10:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

brownie,

It's true that I've had some discussions with Omar Little about wasting everyone's time, but I've been advised by my lawyer to say nothing more about the matter.

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Thursday, October 13, 2011 10:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

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omar little, Friday, 14 October 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/77/MPW-38605

omar little, Friday, 14 October 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

I'm still playing, but at 1-5 I'm probably not going to bother much with the waiver wire anymore. 2011 rip :(

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol @

"i'm starting greg salas" is a pretty good retort to "i'm starting dane sanzenbacher"

johnny crunch, Friday, 21 October 2011 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

I'm still playing, but at 1-5 I'm probably not going to bother much with the waiver wire anymore. 2011 rip :(

But the lower you are on the wire the easier it is to claim guys!

polyphonic, Friday, 21 October 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

there's not a lot to claim w/ 16 people

iatee, Friday, 21 October 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link


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