Procedural Full Of Attractive People is probably the broadest demo in television
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
yeah. guess it's just possible that she's a very limited performer and there's only a limited number of 'zooey d' roles in the movies. 'she's no rachel mcadams' - an hollywood insider.
― all the small zings (history mayne), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
i'm more confused why they took all the cushions off the furniture and sat on them on the floor. the chairs and couches are like right there behind them! what the hell!
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
Hell, y'all can hate all you want, but if (?) I had to die and I had to be looking at one thing when I died, it would be Zooey's face.
― Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
(zooey's biggest box office since elf: uncomfortably young jim carrey love interest)
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
I would rather be looking at a cake that said "Congratulations on 150 years of vigorous sexual activity!"
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link
ilx posters that want to drown in cake frosting '08
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
it was weird to look at ZD's filmography and realize early in her career she did 2 back to back movies called "the new guy" and "the good girl"
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
That’s why it’s almost a shock when she shows up at the party in a dress that seems so much more generically actress-y than her usual sixties vintage fare.
the english language is really taking a beating these days
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
is there much crossover between zooey fans and barry lyndon and people wondering what happened to the kid from freaks and geeks, though?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link
Just to be clear, I was (mostly) quoting about want to be looking at Zooey's face when I died. I'd much rather it was...Katy Perry?
― Zonules of Zinn (dowd), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
if i had the chance to look at katy perry in the fraction of a fraction of a millisecond between life and death i still don't think my eyes would be aiming for her face.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
how would you be certain it was zooey's face and not the more structurally sturdy one of her sister's flanked by the dude from angel?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
her sister is awesome
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
her sister married the dude who plays rickety cricket on always sunny in philadelphia!
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
she also acts in a procedural that is NOT QUITE a police procedural and NOT QUITE a medical thing
yeah rizzoli & isles is taking its "attractive law enforcement professionals AND attractive medical professionals" innovation all the way to the bank
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
I have never done such a 180 on a celeb crush
― Jess, it had a little too much garlic (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
ok maybe gwyeth who I liked in like 1994
― Jess, it had a little too much garlic (rip van wanko), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
dr. maura isles has a secret huge rack
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
victimless crime
― etsy buttez (buzza), Monday, 12 September 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
Watched the New Girl pilot OnDemand, I give it eight episodes til cancellation. If you look like Zooey, I can put up with a lot of quirky/MPDG-shit, but I wanted to turn it off after five minutes.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
mentioned on another thread that zooey's turn in "our idiot brother" is 99% wide-eyes, 1% acting, but on the other hand she makes out with rashida jones a few times so that added some lift to the proceedings
― toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
you're shitting me
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
wait waht
― Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
Does that sound towards the 150 years of sexual activity?
― three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
I wanted to see that movie for other reasons but daaaaaamn
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
pretty sure i cracked that exact joke about the movie... how little i understood
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ all of u
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link
zooey and rashida play a lesbian couple, rashida's character dresses like this:
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr2joAhoM1qh262mo1_500.png
― toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link
If 'bad hair & glasses' meant lesbian, then I'd be a lesbian.
― three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
our idiot eyewear
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
Those glasses are a millions times worse than the hair tbh.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link
ha x-post
^^It's Buck from United States of Tara! Xposts
― Status Update...in my Seether? (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
she looks just like some hipster oversized glasses dudes I have seen around town
― mh, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
wait that doesn't actually show what she wears, anyway she wears like men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky.
― toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
instead of paul rudd with his crocs the poster should have been just
ZOOEY &RASHIDAMAKINOUT
butts in seats i tell u
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
here is a more representative picture tho you can't see the tie:
http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/zooey-deschenel-and-rashida-jones-in-our-idiot-brother.jpg
― toy and candy planet (reddening), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
rashida is so hot she could be wearing glasses made out of rotting meat and id still marry her on the spot
― max, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
also goole otm
― max, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
men's ties and cargo shorts, very quirky 2002 avril lavigne
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q6mVFQFHh2U/Thc5rw9yHmI/AAAAAAAACVI/WHXUsL0H72I/s1600/Edward+James+Olmos+Stand+and+Deliver.PNG
― etsy buttez (buzza), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
xxxxp (or not) woah shit that's what I looked like age ~15.
― three word displayname (snoball), Monday, 12 September 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
buzzaaaaaa
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaaaaa buzza otm
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
yoo can doo eet
― goole, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
i thought justin bieber had taken lesbianism plus bad eyewear about as far as it can go but hollywood will always find a lower level
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Monday, 12 September 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
On the set of New Girl, a battle is heating up between Deschanel and her trailer. “It’s the worst!” she says, harrumphing as she shows me its fake-wood insides. “I’m really trying to make it cute in here. It’s really hard. It’s just so—ugh—brown!”
so tempted to rewrite this paragraph with the word "anus"
― ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link