I LOVE NFL DOUCHEBAGS ROSTER: PART I, ED HOCHULI

oh, good; i was worried the Steelers-Browns game killed you, brownie!

I lost power at 6:30pm on sunday and probably won't have it back for the rest of the week.

oh no! because of the storm? that sucks!

yeah, you should've seen me scrambling like Stabler to watch the game.

6:30pm on sunday

personal 9/11 btw

it is hard to be a Browns fan.

did you guys listen to kornheiser last night? so annoying

there was a comment or two about him in the week two thread. the general feeling leaned towards the negative.

He's brutal, especially contrasted with Jaws who's totally reasonable about everything. With like 5 minutes left in the game Kornheiser was all like "a team that wants to be a Super Bowl contender MUST WIN this game" and Jaws was like "No. It's week 2."

kornheiser made some vaguely racist comment after the telemundo switcheroo for a minute (??? seriously why were they doing this, why were they mindlessly jabbering VAQUEROS CONTRA AGUILAS VAQUEROS VAQUEROS COMO SE DICE VAQUEROS over and over again, please don't drag my people into your hellish broadcast ever again, espn) and i was just like oh my god no he did not just say that sounded like him asking for his laundry to be picked up, wtf?

i wish jaws would murder him.

I missed that and then heard him apologizing in a really pronounced way and the other guys trying to get on with the game. I have no idea how he can be so sharp on PTI and such a fucking deadweight idiot in the booth.

wow i totally missed kornheiser hates mexicans moment.

I wish I could turn Kornheiser off in the manner I can turn Collinsworth off in Madden. I still want my precious crowd noise.

"a team that wants to be a Super Bowl contender MUST WIN this game"

see yeah that's what got me paying attention to how annoying he is. WTF, second game of the season a must-win? dallas 1st playoff game is a must-win

wow. tony korneiser=lucille bluth.

but not at all awesome.

haha i would be DELIGHTED if kornheiser was replaced by lucille bluth. or even gob bluth. they briefly played "the final countdown" in the 4th quarter in the stadium last night and we were all really upset that no magic tricks followed.

Who are some people who would be worse than Kornheiser.

I would prefer Pauly Shore to Kornheiser at this point.

with his tediously reliable stream of challenging opinions, Kornheiser is truly the Bo Jackson Overdrive of MNF

WRONG THREAD GUYS

ppl who would be worse than kornheiser:
sarah palin
shakey mo
...julia allison?
probably that guy blayne from project runway but i'm torn on this one
i don't know at this point anymore.

they should replace kornheiser with charles barkley

I would KILL for Blayne on MNF.

Did you know that Blayne designed clothes for Shaun Alexander? True story.

they should replace kornheiser with charles barkley

noooooooooo TNT needs him more!

replacing Kornheisher w/ REGGIE MILLER would be a improvement ffs

also worth mentioning: any of the Mikes that did the 2nd Monday Night game during Week 1 = MUCH MUCH worse than Kornheiser

david blaine would be worse than TK

mike golic's pretty good!

oh hey everyone, the worst most terrible blog in the gawker stable is being purposefully obtuse and assholish about kornheiser's fuck-up: http://deadspin.com/5050559/seriously-did-tony-kornheiser-have-electroshock-therapy-before-the-game--last-night

i wish everyone that worked at deadspin would fall into a hole, seriously.

i was like "what about idolator?" but then i remembered that gawker cut em loose. deadspin is a horror, true.

mike golic's pretty good!

guh

idolator is 40000000000000x better than deadspin, i mean deadspin is the worst blog in the entire universe, from their appalling "tee hee ladies can blog about sports too!" friday feature to their odd veiled racism to what a terrible writer will leitch is and now their new editor is just as nonsensical and bad...aggggh. it makes my brain wanna cry blood.

from their appalling "tee hee ladies can blog about sports too!" friday feature

They totally stole that from AOL Funhouse, who (used to?) have ladies vlog (YES VLOG) every single day! EQUAL AMIRITES

lol "vlog"

lol i should start a vlog

in soviet russia ve have vlogs

golic's a good analyst when he wants to be, i didnt see the whole game since it was so ugly but he can drop some knowledge imo

deadspin blows

you guys are making me really glad I don't have tv at my house anymore
and that I have stopped reading anything owned by nick denton

could we have a thread like the one I started on ILG to list the major offenders in sports bloggerdom? I mean at least that way the complaints all stay in one place

take nominations in the postseason, and run a poll that closes super sunday

send the winner an e-mail virus that curses his bloodline forever

i have come to hate bill simmons, if he counts as a sports blogger

i like Bill Simmons. i used to be ambivalent but the more other people dislike him, the more i am moved to embrace him. i don't understand the hate, but then i am in Boston so maybe i wouldn't.

tombot that's what my S&D futbol writing thread was meant for! also to point out to good stuff, but mostly to pile on the awful shit.

I just revived an old piss-and-moan blog thread per Tom's request. I'd prefer to keep the OMG AWESOME accolades far away from the FUCK YOU ASSHOLE complaints, but that's just me.

sounds good; your thread title is better anyway

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/SWSL07_SP.jpg

the ed hochuli workout: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/players/01/10/nfl.workout0116/index.html

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/01/10/nfl.workout0116/t1_workout.jpg

"Everything Ed" Message Board:
http://www.nfl85.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=23e4e99c4549376400920635def70013

why is that light coming from his buttocks?

Make that pic into a fathead and watch fathead profits soar like an Dawkinsesque eagle.

I can see SD fans being mad about the call, but they still gave up the TD on FOURTH down and then gave up a TWO POINT CONVERSION. Sometimes you got to nut up and just deal, criminy its week two not the AFC title game. You get the Broncos back at home in a few weeks.