a synthpop buzzband with a mystery vocalist who is later revealed to be George Michael. I would call it iamwham!whoami
― giant glittering joyful returning elephant (unregistered), Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
a reality show called Racist House
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
a house filled with different kinds of racists of all ages from around the world, maybe they have a job they work together or something, something really simple, like running a lemonade stand
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
best idea! such a good idea I'm crying.
― kkvgz, Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
Shoegazi - the Fugazi cover band with a lot of extra pedals.
― occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Monday, 12 September 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
yea uh ohs idea is the best idea
― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 00:45 (twelve years ago) link
nij and i were driving past a little drive-thru place called "cuppy's" that's been abandoned a long time and decided we should split it. one side drive-thru tree identification, one side drive-thru antique kitchenware appraisal. and we'd leave the name "cuppy's"
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
i think that was our best idea ever
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Saturday, 17 September 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
<3 yall
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 17 September 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
recording a version of "heartlight" by neil diamond, but with the lyrics changed to "put on your lovebeads"
― dell (del), Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
Cover of "Wichita Lineman" updated for the ISDN generation called "Digital Lineman" - vocoders, modem crackle during the breakdown etc...
― Yo wait a minute man, you better think about the world (dog latin), Monday, 19 September 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 19 September 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://i51.tinypic.com/2ag94p3.jpg
molds/stencils that you sit on during the act of pooping to produce star-shaped and heart-shaped and snowman-shaped poop logs.
― giant glittering joyful returning elephant (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link
Shit is real...http://www.turdtwister.com/
― PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link
shit is real!
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/f1ips9.jpg
― giant glittering joyful returning elephant (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like all my best poop jokes have been done before. this is really distressing.
― giant glittering joyful returning elephant (unregistered), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
lmao xp
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
pooping my ass off
― PoMo with a shotgun (snoball), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link
a sequel to Home Alone starring a recently outed macaulay caulkin's efforts to fit into the gay community called Homolone
― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link
a macaulay caulkin movie about a post apocalyptic world where only one city in Utah survives called Provolone
― brownie, Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link
Guest appearance on Simpsons where he borrows money from Bart's dad.
― building a binary of hope (onimo), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
combination whitehead treatment/acupuncture clinic
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
― dayo, Thursday, October 20, 2011 12:01 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
lol Scott Thompson of Kids in the Hall beat you to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLQ91BDIR2o
― lagerfeld of modern despots (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
Friends of Stryper - a charity run by personal friends of the Christian metal band Stryper. it would be a straightforward charity consisting of food pantries, homeless shelters, thrift shops, and fundraising events. the Friends would not feel the need to shove Stryper down people's throats, but they might slip the odd Stryper song into their Muzak playlists, offer free Stryper CDs and merch at their thrift shops, host Stryper Thursdays (main course: striped bass) at the food pantries, and occasionally get Stryper to play a benefit concert. when challenged about their connection to Stryper, the Friends would state that their main objective (laid out in their mission statement) was to help the poor, and promoting Stryper's music was really just a pleasant side effect of their honest humanitarian efforts.
― axolotl rose (unregistered), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link
Defeat boredom by buying all the music you've been wanting for years by continually extending yourself credit when you don't realise quite how precarious a situation that is. You've just got yourself stranded in a place where you can't visit shops too frequently. yeah get everything mailorder.Then someday that credit line snaps.
GREAT IDEA
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
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― brownie, Thursday, October 20, 2011 7:26 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark
lol'ing hard at both
― kelpolaris, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
I feel like provolone is a very Utahan cheese!!
― fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
That and Cojack.
aka "colby jack"
'umbrella condoms' - giant condoms for putting an umbrella into when it's wet
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Thursday, 27 October 2011 08:29 (twelve years ago) link
They hand those out in clothes shops round these parts.
― antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Thursday, 27 October 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link
^^yeah that's standard practice in hk
― dayo, Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link
there is even an umbrella condom machine for big and small sizes
Testi-cools - a range of underwear for men that have those cooling gel packs sewn into them, to prevent your scrotum overheating and getting stuck to your legs.
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:25 (twelve years ago) link
NSFW umbrella condom adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgyKiCe3xQ
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link
i'm coming back to my idea of a dog zoo, where all the animals are adoptable. some exhibits might include
the golden forest of various retrieversthe low rollling hummock of collies the corgi lab (replete with labcoats)the low-key self-motivated racetrack for retired grayhounds in which the mechanical rabbits are made out of cheese and are occasionally catchable
― turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:29 (twelve years ago) link
The TV commercial for Testi-Cools could use 'Blue Suede Shoes', but with different lyrics:
Do anythingthat you wanna dobut uh-huh honey, stay off of my 'CoolsOh don't you, step on my Testi-CoolsYou can do anything,but stay off of my Testi-Cools
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:36 (twelve years ago) link
Corgi lab A+ idea
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Thursday, 27 October 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link
Veblen of Luxembourg ™ - Luxury personal lifestyle brand selling gold signature-embossed ivory shoehorns and diamond cognac decanters
― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
Most of my terrible ideas are actually just terrible puns for business names. This morning I briefly thought "Esprit Decor" was a good name for an interior design firm, but it's terrible.
Not only is it terrible, Google informs me it's also terribly unoriginal by a margin of about 40000 results.
― a guy called Gerard (onimo), Thursday, 3 November 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link
A pay-by-the-hour philospher service combined with a horse stables, called 'Putting Decartes Before The Horse'.
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, 3 November 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
booooooo
― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
A public service broadcast campaign called "Tough Luck, You're Doing It"
― Glo-Vember (dog latin), Thursday, 3 November 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Thursday, November 3, 2011 12:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
ayyy
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 November 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
Emmett Amish Jugband Christmas
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 6 January 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
Small, chic eatery called Gruel -- sells bowls of a high end version of the titular substance. No utencils and you have to sit on the floor.
― frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
A cover of 10cc's 'The Things We Do For Love', dubstep style with suitably amended lyrics and retitled 'The Things We Do For Wub'.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
call it Grool with a backwards capital G and you're golden xp
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link
Give the interior a school theme and call it Grool Skool?
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Sunday, 29 January 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link