SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

that article is awaft with the piquant scent of fruitless and bitter masturbation

well I'm certainly not going to click on it *NOW*!!!

oh you really should

*wavering*

So it's do that or make my boring lunch for tomorrow. Which is scarier...?

Okay now I know which is scarier, and I am considering vows of chastity. THANKS A LOT

What sucks is that I still have to make myself a peanut butter sandwich now. Sigh.

that last paragraph may be the most mind-boggling thing I've ever read

I just thought, "wow, there's a woman somewhere who apparently consented to have sex with this guy... there really is someone out there for everyone."

(alternate possibility: this woman is a blow up doll)

Sad fact: I am now going to bed. 9:37 pm. Thank goodness I have the weekend off.

not only a woman, but a woman who either resembles a glistening package or has a glistening package

I should not have read this thread this morning, that is certain.

deX, you KNOW my mind was trying to block that out!

lol

I really haven't recovered from that article, every 15 minutes or so I think about dude enraptured by how much his girlfriend reminds him of compost and I laugh my ass off

Well, it is awkward, certainly.

weekend visits from family are awesome, esp. when you do awesome Bach pieces with them

deX subtly steers the conversation back to safer waters...

Safer waters provoke absolute silence on this thread!

Which is very HSTNGS, really.

lol

yesterday was spent groaning about a rebelling stomach so I didn't spend all that much time online (btw totally worth it as it was caused by yummy Argentinian food, which is basically STEAK served with STEAK)

FOG OF MEAT

I hope you feel better?!

"Fog of Meat" sounds like the newest band John is on about

oh man

JOHN WHEN WE FINALLY DO OUR GARAGEBAND LONG DISTANCE COLLAB A LA THE POSTAL SERVICE, WE HAVE A NAME

failing that, maybe "Fogpants" done in the same font as "Foghat"?

^^^ I will not hesitate to buy your debut album or celebrate by eating a Whopper or whatever.

Fogpants - Whoppers For Everybody

waaaah afer a long, long week of not sleeping, crazy stomach issues (looks like i'm keeping with the theme), falling behind and convincing myself i was going to get a C or even possibly fail i wound up with a B in my tools class. huge stress off my shoulders. on to fretwork class and buying a grand more worth of tools.

woot

also i barfed in front of a cop a few days ago. i don't know what to say about that.

... woot?

its good to see that you are fitting into our fair city

I was gonna say! Getting unexpectedly high grades and barfing in front of cops... that's pretty much the perfect HSTNGS week, isn't it?

I made a playlist based on the recent Pet Shop Boys poll ILM did:

http://open.spotify.com/user/djperry1973/playlist/7LyurbFLzd9cnbyqaBdYKs

these guys, when they are on, are fucking ON

if you dislike the song "Rent" gtfo

I come here looking for money (got to have it)
And end up leaving with love (oh-oh woah-oh)
Now you've left me with nothing (can't take it)
How'm I gonna get through?
How'm I gonna get through?

Definitely going to point A. toward that list. We both like PSB, but he LOVES them...

argh

I have a ton of work to do before Friday and no desire to do any of it

That is the worst.

I'm sitting here enjoying the quiet, which won't last long. Kids will be home from school soon. Hopefully well behaved (please?!), but probably not.

Yay = "oh there is a platter full of leftover cookies from someone's work meeting!"

Ugh = "on closer inspection, this is a platter of burger patties left over from Friday's catered lunch"

^^^^ mid-week tragedy FOR SURE

I am going to make some cookies today, though. Aging meat-free!

do I have a recipe for you: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/beer-cookies/detail.aspx

SO NOT HAPPENING!

Basic chocolate chip today, sorry, that's just how I roll.

btw, deX, could you point me to the PSB/ILM poll that your recent Spotify list is based on?

Revelation - Official ILX Pet Shop Boys tracks poll results

ta-da

THANK YOU!

cookie update: going slow, just have butter and sugar in the food processor. Feeling so cold today, huddled under shawl with coffee already. lame lame lame!

you guys

thanks to aero and crutis, I have discovered the best band on Youtube

I present to you... COMPLETE

can someone explain why this is on the first page of search results for "rick ross potato":

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll3g7599ht1qbwlyo.gif

not sure we're the ones that need to do the explaining around here

^^^ THIS

explanation: I was looking for a funny GIS result for "rick ross potato"

HTH!