ILNFL™ Dirty Dozen: 2011 Fantasy Football Thread

forks congrats toyota has recognized u as best draftee

The Best Draft of the 2011 season goes to...

Funcussion

Manager: forksclovetofu

qb: michael vick, david garrard
wr: greg jennings, austin collie, james jones
rb: frank gore, mike tolbert, ryan grant, ben tate, toby gerhart, ricky williams
te: dallas clark, brandon pettigrew
k: alex henery
def: chi, atl
d: eric berry, demarcus ware, michael griffin

would be happier w/ a better backup to vick than garrard, somehow managed to draft two team def w/ same bye week, hoping one of those lottery ticket rbs pays off

lol wtf why does toyota like me?

Alpaca Lips

QB: Drew Brees, Matt Cassel
RB: LeGarrette Blount, Benjarvus Green-Ellis, Danny Woodhead, Stevan Ridley, Javon Ringer
WR: Julio Jones, Nate Burleson, Antonio Brown, Greg Little, Mark Clayton (who I just now noticed is on the PUP list)
TE: Marcedes Lewis, Brent Celek
K: Adam Vinateri
DEF: New England
IDP: James Anderson, Brian Urlacher, Kerry Rhodes

Hopefully, one of the NE rbs will rise to the top (Ridley looks good) or else I'll be stuck with a committee of fantasy underperformers.

gotta be the brad smith 19th rd pick imo xp

LeRaggette Blount:

QB: Philip Rivers, Cam Newton
RB: Felix Jones, Tim Hightower, Knowshon Moreno, Michael Bush, DeMarco Murray, Delone Carter
WR: Dez Bryant, Malcolm Floyd, Robert Meachem, Denarius Moore, Andre Roberts
TE: Jimmy Graham
K: Lawrence Tynes
Def: Dallas
IDP: James Laurinaitis, Curtis Lofton, Yeremiah Bell

lol cam newton

i was so fucking proud of that 19th round brad smith pick i gotta say

mordy - you seem to have the deepest wr spot
symsymsym - I like the philosophy behind your qb picks, pick a top tier guy and pick a crap shoot

yeah, mordy's wr pool is good considering the circumstances of this draft (especially considering he auto-drafted). maybe i'll auto-draft next year, damn.

anyone wanna trade me an RB for a WR? open to trades.

funcussion, before I offer a counter proposal, what makes you think I would the deal straight up.

U JUST GOT SNRUBBED:

QB: Josh Freeman, Andy Dalton (!!!)
RB: Rashard Mendenhall, Shonn Greene, Cedric Benson, Deji Karim, Justin Forsett, Dion Lewis
WR: Percy Harvin, A.J. Green, Brandon Banks, Emmanuel Sanders
TE: Heath Miller
K: Billy Cundiff
D/ST: New York Jets
IDP: Jon Beason, Jerod Mayo, David Harris, Brian Cushing

jbn: both unknown commodities at this point in the season, you have no backup qb, high potential/high risk trade 4 both of us. if you're not into it that's cool; i like my team quite a bit but i'm a titans fan and i would love to roll with cj

mccoy and bradshaw are gonna be every week producers barring an injury.

are ppl seriously downrating cj this season? hasn't he been stellar under every circumstance?

oh, i'd take mccoy over cj tho. lol.

cj has two new qbs, a new coach and no time with the team at all; if the titans prove they can gain through the air and the line can protect hasselbeck/locker then he's primed for a great year. if they can't and instead workhorse him, he'll still get his 1000 minimum but defenses are gonna key on him like a sumbitch and he's gonna be hard pressed to score; they'll switch out ringer as a goal line vulture to keep him healthy.

thanksgotforks - he has all that to deal with but at least he is healthy. no one outside of the colts front office knows the true status peyton's neck.
I'll offer a counter tomorrow. I hope it will make you laugh. It will probably have brad smith as part of my list of demands

my darling brad

HeHateMe

QB - Bradford
RB - Hillis / Jones-Drew / Starks / Spiller / Scott / Howling / Hardesty
WR - Williams (TB) / Steve Johnson / Garcon / Mariani
TE - Z. Miller (the good one)
K / DEF / IDP - whatevs

Gambling at QB, weak at WR depth, but hoping some of the RB depths turns into starters and trade bate.

*~~Cutler's Courage~~*

QBs -- Schaub, Sanchez, Locker
RBs -- Jamaal Charles, Daniel Thomas, Jonathan Stewart, McCluster
WRs -- White, Colston, Rice, Roy "Lol" Williams, Shipley, Gaffney
TE -- Vernon Davis
K -- Seabass
DEF -- Green Bay
IDP -- Whitner, Crocker, Bishop

well my backup qb just got released

racks on racks on plax

QBs -- flacco, donovan
WRs -- desean, austin, davone bess, hixon, eddie royal
RBs -- arian, ryan matthews, tom jones
TE -- cooley
K -- carpenter
DEF -- nyg, stl
IDP -- willis, clay matthews, craig dahl, danieal manning

sry on the trade offer spirals, i dont think i want another cowboy recerver tho i thought it was basically fair

autopick insisted i take a kicker and (dumb) IDPs early to fill out the roster which is draft suicide afaic. maybe there were some settings i could have changed to avoid that? anyway, that left the cupboard pretty bare. not sure how i got 2 TEs early either but that one is prolly on me. as a consequence...

if anyone wants Witten or Finley and can offer an RB that might play a few snaps in exchange, i would be delighted to hear from them

also, Brady is on the block if you have a decent 2nd tier QB and a good RB in exchange for him and one of those TEs.

Who drafted Jordy Nelson and then dropped him before the first game? Asked and answered.

who drafted Aaron Rodgers and will probably win with him singlehandedly? not me

Who considered drafting him #1 overall but didn't? Me.

Who's gonna fucking have to leave a roster spot open for Peyton all goddamn season? This sad bastard.

R S, let's talk after this week.
I think Cutler is gonna play well but it irks me to have him on my team. I just don't know which of my RBs i'd be willing to kick in. I'm sold on Sproles as a motorboat for points this season and I can't very well trade McCoy or Bradshaw plus Cutler. You sure you don't want a solid WR? Maybe Plaxico?

thanks forks but i am looking for a player for my 2011 team not my 2007 one.

i basically have 2 actual RBs on my roster (even if addai dies again and brown starts for the colts that offense is going nowhere without pmann) so yeah i really need a RB and i am so fkin desperate i would trade brady for cutler and the effective third choice NO back, who rushed for a mighty 7 yards last night.

sent u an offer bob spiralz

ok!

that is basically what i had in mind. win win. was a good opportunity for a man with vision.

for a man with vision

http://www.pakmailavon.com/images/telescope.jpg

damn i need a tight end

crunch made out like a bandit on that trade

Snrub I have two tight ends and only need one.

crunch made out like a bandit on that trade

― polyphonic, Friday, September 9, 2011 11:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

snrub i have three TE'S, hit me up

Wow - I offered Sam Bradford and James Starks for Brady. Taking Flacco over Bradford I understand, but that's a lot of faith in Thomas Jones over James Starks!

Whoops - thought I had made that offer, but don't have a record of it ever going through. Damn you browser-based email systems!

agreed. i shoulda popped for bradshaw, btw.

racksonracksonplax, foster is out for today's game. I wanna win, but i wanna win clean. switch him out.

what happened to foster?

pulled his hammy a few weeks ago

i've felt for awhile that there's no way foster replicates his rookie season. he reminds me too much of slaton -- another texans RB who had an amazing first season and then disappeared the very next year

foster is sick. i'd be more worried about them losing vontae leach than anything. he'll be very good this season provided that he doesn't rush back from this injury/get re-injured

whoops oh well i dont even have any other rbs on my roster currently!