ILNFL™ Dirty Dozen: 2011 Fantasy Football Thread

can't believe I'm drafting fucking 16th

game on yall

we're missing four

and now 2

fuck drafting 16th

auction next time imo

got stuck coming home and it auto-drafted for me so i ended up with lul kolb at QB.

this is moving at a healthy clip

QB - Peytey and Cutler with Fitzpatrick in the wings
WR - Wes Welker, Kenny Britt, Devin Hester, Plaxico, Brad Smith
RB - LeSean McCoy, Ahmad Bradshaw, Darren Sproles, Ryan Torain
TE - Dustin Keller
D - KC
IDP - Ray Lewis, Barrett Ruud, Eric Weddle
K - Josh Brown (STL)

I need a lot to fall right but it could be a good draft.

Return yardage is gonna be a big ? for all of us.

if there even is much return yardage this year

well, punt returns are still punt returns.

Team Kreayshawn Johnson

QB: Matt Ryan, Alex Smith
RB: Adrian Peterson, DeAngelo Williams, Leon Washington, Tashard Choice
WR (yikes): Danny Amendola, Jacoby Ford, Deion Branch, Anthony Armstrong, Derrick Mason
TE: Owen Daniels, Aaron Hernandez
K: David Akers
DEF: Philly, Houston
IDP: Larry Timmons, Derrick Johnson, Kevin Burnett

i went with cagey vets who all have the same bye week

team: J'accuse Jacquizz

qb Ben Roethlisberger
WR Hakeem Nicks Santonio Holmes Johnny Knox bench: Michael Crabtree, Jacoby Jones, Mohamed Massaquoi
RB Chris Johnson Beanie Wells Willis McGahee bench: Jacquizz Rodgers, Jerome Harrison, Mike Goodson
TE Kellen Winslow
IDP: Paul Posluszny, D.J. Williams, Paris Lenon
K Jay Feely
D San Francisco

decided not to draft a backup qb or te.
all my starting rbs have byes the same week
wish I had grabbed a bill but Poz kind of counts.

qb eli manning
wr andre johnson, reggie wayne, dwayne bowe
rb darren mcfadden, ladainian
te gronkowski
wrt hines ward

bn marion barber, shane vereen
k mason crosby
def pitt, tn, ind, mn
d trent cole, jared allen, laron landry, james harrison

kinda fucked myself w/ rbs, don't expect much out of this team

qb: kolb, henne
wr: mike wallace, vincent jackson, mario manningham, anquan boldin, braylon edwards, donald driver
rb: ray rice, marshawn lynch, ronnie brown
te: jared cook, benjamin watson

actually feel like i did pretty well considering that it was on auto-draft. decent wr + rb options w/ some potential upside -- qb a little weak but both qb's w/ potential

+ i even got an iggle, even if he won't be getting much play time

forks congrats toyota has recognized u as best draftee

The Best Draft of the 2011 season goes to...

Funcussion

Manager: forksclovetofu

qb: michael vick, david garrard
wr: greg jennings, austin collie, james jones
rb: frank gore, mike tolbert, ryan grant, ben tate, toby gerhart, ricky williams
te: dallas clark, brandon pettigrew
k: alex henery
def: chi, atl
d: eric berry, demarcus ware, michael griffin

would be happier w/ a better backup to vick than garrard, somehow managed to draft two team def w/ same bye week, hoping one of those lottery ticket rbs pays off

lol wtf why does toyota like me?

Alpaca Lips

QB: Drew Brees, Matt Cassel
RB: LeGarrette Blount, Benjarvus Green-Ellis, Danny Woodhead, Stevan Ridley, Javon Ringer
WR: Julio Jones, Nate Burleson, Antonio Brown, Greg Little, Mark Clayton (who I just now noticed is on the PUP list)
TE: Marcedes Lewis, Brent Celek
K: Adam Vinateri
DEF: New England
IDP: James Anderson, Brian Urlacher, Kerry Rhodes

Hopefully, one of the NE rbs will rise to the top (Ridley looks good) or else I'll be stuck with a committee of fantasy underperformers.

gotta be the brad smith 19th rd pick imo xp

LeRaggette Blount:

QB: Philip Rivers, Cam Newton
RB: Felix Jones, Tim Hightower, Knowshon Moreno, Michael Bush, DeMarco Murray, Delone Carter
WR: Dez Bryant, Malcolm Floyd, Robert Meachem, Denarius Moore, Andre Roberts
TE: Jimmy Graham
K: Lawrence Tynes
Def: Dallas
IDP: James Laurinaitis, Curtis Lofton, Yeremiah Bell

lol cam newton

i was so fucking proud of that 19th round brad smith pick i gotta say

mordy - you seem to have the deepest wr spot
symsymsym - I like the philosophy behind your qb picks, pick a top tier guy and pick a crap shoot

yeah, mordy's wr pool is good considering the circumstances of this draft (especially considering he auto-drafted). maybe i'll auto-draft next year, damn.

anyone wanna trade me an RB for a WR? open to trades.

funcussion, before I offer a counter proposal, what makes you think I would the deal straight up.

U JUST GOT SNRUBBED:

QB: Josh Freeman, Andy Dalton (!!!)
RB: Rashard Mendenhall, Shonn Greene, Cedric Benson, Deji Karim, Justin Forsett, Dion Lewis
WR: Percy Harvin, A.J. Green, Brandon Banks, Emmanuel Sanders
TE: Heath Miller
K: Billy Cundiff
D/ST: New York Jets
IDP: Jon Beason, Jerod Mayo, David Harris, Brian Cushing

jbn: both unknown commodities at this point in the season, you have no backup qb, high potential/high risk trade 4 both of us. if you're not into it that's cool; i like my team quite a bit but i'm a titans fan and i would love to roll with cj

mccoy and bradshaw are gonna be every week producers barring an injury.

are ppl seriously downrating cj this season? hasn't he been stellar under every circumstance?

oh, i'd take mccoy over cj tho. lol.

cj has two new qbs, a new coach and no time with the team at all; if the titans prove they can gain through the air and the line can protect hasselbeck/locker then he's primed for a great year. if they can't and instead workhorse him, he'll still get his 1000 minimum but defenses are gonna key on him like a sumbitch and he's gonna be hard pressed to score; they'll switch out ringer as a goal line vulture to keep him healthy.

thanksgotforks - he has all that to deal with but at least he is healthy. no one outside of the colts front office knows the true status peyton's neck.
I'll offer a counter tomorrow. I hope it will make you laugh. It will probably have brad smith as part of my list of demands

my darling brad

HeHateMe

QB - Bradford
RB - Hillis / Jones-Drew / Starks / Spiller / Scott / Howling / Hardesty
WR - Williams (TB) / Steve Johnson / Garcon / Mariani
TE - Z. Miller (the good one)
K / DEF / IDP - whatevs

Gambling at QB, weak at WR depth, but hoping some of the RB depths turns into starters and trade bate.

*~~Cutler's Courage~~*

QBs -- Schaub, Sanchez, Locker
RBs -- Jamaal Charles, Daniel Thomas, Jonathan Stewart, McCluster
WRs -- White, Colston, Rice, Roy "Lol" Williams, Shipley, Gaffney
TE -- Vernon Davis
K -- Seabass
DEF -- Green Bay
IDP -- Whitner, Crocker, Bishop

well my backup qb just got released

racks on racks on plax

QBs -- flacco, donovan
WRs -- desean, austin, davone bess, hixon, eddie royal
RBs -- arian, ryan matthews, tom jones
TE -- cooley
K -- carpenter
DEF -- nyg, stl
IDP -- willis, clay matthews, craig dahl, danieal manning

sry on the trade offer spirals, i dont think i want another cowboy recerver tho i thought it was basically fair

autopick insisted i take a kicker and (dumb) IDPs early to fill out the roster which is draft suicide afaic. maybe there were some settings i could have changed to avoid that? anyway, that left the cupboard pretty bare. not sure how i got 2 TEs early either but that one is prolly on me. as a consequence...

if anyone wants Witten or Finley and can offer an RB that might play a few snaps in exchange, i would be delighted to hear from them

also, Brady is on the block if you have a decent 2nd tier QB and a good RB in exchange for him and one of those TEs.

Who drafted Jordy Nelson and then dropped him before the first game? Asked and answered.

who drafted Aaron Rodgers and will probably win with him singlehandedly? not me

Who considered drafting him #1 overall but didn't? Me.

Who's gonna fucking have to leave a roster spot open for Peyton all goddamn season? This sad bastard.

R S, let's talk after this week.
I think Cutler is gonna play well but it irks me to have him on my team. I just don't know which of my RBs i'd be willing to kick in. I'm sold on Sproles as a motorboat for points this season and I can't very well trade McCoy or Bradshaw plus Cutler. You sure you don't want a solid WR? Maybe Plaxico?

thanks forks but i am looking for a player for my 2011 team not my 2007 one.

i basically have 2 actual RBs on my roster (even if addai dies again and brown starts for the colts that offense is going nowhere without pmann) so yeah i really need a RB and i am so fkin desperate i would trade brady for cutler and the effective third choice NO back, who rushed for a mighty 7 yards last night.

sent u an offer bob spiralz