I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you done sounding, Stevie?

I have and it is sort of horrifying, but really amazing.

Let me tell you something: the first pee after sounding is A W F U L.

i cannot for the life of me imagine EVER wanting to do that

like it's bad enough if a stray pube gets caught up there

Hoe big did you go? Coffee stirrer sized? Pencil? Carrot?

Thinner than a pencil.

Stray pubes?? They get caught up there?

It feels sort of like an orgasm. And it does not hurt. The bad part is 99% mental and .5% peeing afterward.

the name "sounding" makes me imagine there's a little tuning fork at the other end

MAN. My neighborhood. It's a non-stop parade of hot, hot men. It's a little distracting. And being halfway btwn the gym 2 blocks away on one side and the beach on the other side, a lot of guys wear no shirts and/or nylon basketball shorts, which are extremely revealing.

Oops xp.

I'm not sure what's up with my libido over the last week, but I am about to die of ardor.

It's 90º outside, I'm having the same problem.

Having been catheterized once, if anyone ever tries to stick anything up there again, I'm sticking a chainsaw up theirs.

I was at a party where a guy said that the first time he was catheterized he wanted to marry the nurse who did it to him.

I was only catheterized once, by the doctor (gastroenterologist) I was dating, and it didn't go well. You would think an MD - especially a GI doc - would know how to insert a catheter! But b/c I was sitting when he did it, my urinary tract didn't allow the tube to pass through, and it hurt like a motherfucker and I bled a little.

Corey, how does the temperature affect your libido?

Having been catheterized once, if anyone ever tries to stick anything up there again, I'm sticking a chainsaw up theirs.

This.

wish I wasn't such a bastard to the best ever 7 am catheter story that that belongs to a pretty good movie that was never made

ok guys, let me know when this topic has passed

will do.

god the one time I click on the gay thread it's about SOUNDING

i just want to figure out why it is called SOUNDING

do you shove yr headphone lead up there?

FYI the gynecological tool that measures the depth of the uterus is also called a sound. And taking a depth reading at sea is called a sounding.

In case that helps.

the out sound from way in

Yes, think "sounding the depths."

If you look up "sounding" on X-tube (gay or straight) you will be, to continue the maritime-ish theme, a wiser and sadder man. Especially if you find one in which someone shoves an albatross up there.

The worst thing I've seen on xtube is people shaking up bottles of beer (open, with their thumb over the top) and then shoving the necks into each other's asses

is 'davey jones's locker' a euphemism yet? well it should be.

and then shoving the necks into each other's asses

nummy num kraut jizz goodness

The worst thing I've seen on xtube is people shaking up bottles of beer (open, with their thumb over the top) and then shoving the necks into each other's asses

― The-Dreams That Money Can Buy (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, September 5, 2011 10:23 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

i was worried this was going to read "into each other's urethras"

i mean, i know that's not possible, but anything is possible really. *sighs*

It's just this explosion of beer foam and dudes moaning and screaming really loudly

OK, the Tea Party is right about YOU PEOPLE

It's just this explosion of beer foam and dudes moaning and screaming really loudly

― The-Dreams That Money Can Buy (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, September 5, 2011 11:17 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

god, the smell. these days most fetishes make me laugh for a sec then make me kinda sad, idk

i mean some are sadder than others i guess

OK, the Tea Party is right about YOU PEOPLE

I thought that's what made us great?

oh man if only i could post that to

lol... in my excelsior

dying over here.

je55e, i've never done sounding. some cbt and i wear my cockring as a bracelet (never know when you might need a cockring), but nothing in my urethra...not terribly interested, surprisingly, cuz hey, i like holes.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa

omg no why

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Are they recyclable?

Man, I could have been keeping this thread in SNA for like the past two months if I was feeling dishy but I am sorta tempted to spill my recent late-night Greyhound encounter bcz of how brazen it was.

spill, coy boy

I need every juicy detail.

je55e i have a vga-to-rca converter that is absolutely terrible and might negate the whole point of having an HDTV
but it must be very very cheap right now. (i see a sketchy-looking one on ebay for about $15)
However there are also $2 cables if your vaio can output TV-out through VGA.

plus the streaming contract w/starz is expiring in february which means the streaming content is going to get worse in a big way

The story last week about the subscriber drop had a venn diagram of stream/mail/both. I'll see if I can find it.

Lolololo fuck! Hahaha. Fucking Zing Touch. Apparently I have been hitting the quote button a lot.

All in the Netflix thread. Sorry. I was going to say something but I forgot. Damn errant flailing thumb.

Anyway, yes, tell all, Stevie.

Its really not THAT outrageous.

It was an overnight bus from ATL to Raleigh. We had a half-hour layover in Charlotte, and I'd been on Grindr chatting with a friend when I get a new message from someone asking if I was at the Greyhound station. It from some guy who is not only also at the station but apparently taking the same bus as well, and when we reboard he winds up walking right past me without noticing and sits about two seats back and across the aisle. He was 30something, clean shaven, blue Abercrombie shirt and grey gym shorts. Totally not my type, but he had a pretty cute face. Anyway, I can see him but he can't really see me (it's pitch dark). We're chatting for a bit and then he says "come sit next to me, I wanna trade handjobs". I was kinda wiped and not all that horny, but I'd have felt like a fool turning down such a thrilling opportunity. There's a person sitting across the aisle from him, and while there wasn't anyone across from me, there were people immediately in front of and behind me. This seemed like a better idea, so he came over, whispered something like "what's up", and then pulled out his dick, and then pulled out mine. So then we spend the next 15 minutes jerking each other off as discreetly as two men can sitting next to each other on a pitch dark bus at 3am with a few other people around. I finish, he finishes, he wipes up and goes and sits back down. And that was that.

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And in the spirit of the board, I will share with you all that a bit got on the front of my jeans, and it was pretty damn noticeable, and so I had it worked out that if anyone saw it I'd be all "oh hah I spilled a milkshake on my lap, but it totally looks like jizz or something, doesn't it"

Wow.

assuming you washed yr metaphorical hands, i'd totally reach over the sea to high five you right now

*aroused*

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