OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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how does he feel about the great viking/sleep debate?

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:30 (eight years ago) link

it's that albanian spy kid's ultimate revenge.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:32 (eight years ago) link

I vote latebloomer

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (43 minutes ago)

not me!

occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:09 (eight years ago) link

I am dying here.

Ópen W. (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:35 (eight years ago) link

love that ralph wiggum is "son of feared police"

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:21 (eight years ago) link

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
FREE IPAD

dayo, Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:27 (eight years ago) link

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
•WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:47 (eight years ago) link

HATE A COWMAN

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:04 (eight years ago) link

ALL THING ARE MILHORSE

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:06 (eight years ago) link

COWUBRANGO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:07 (eight years ago) link

BURNS MAN HAV//E SLAVE___ "'"SMITHRES"'" /// IN YUGOSLA:;IA WE ;KILL; HIS KIND //- BARTHE SIMDSON

going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:13 (eight years ago) link

HOM ER HOMAIRE HOMMIR MY FATHER. FATHER. PLEAS MY LIFE HELL. MY LIFE IS HELL. HOMUHR. PAIN. HE BRING HURTS TO ME. HOMTRE.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (eight years ago) link

JOSIP TITO » BENEVELENTE DIKTÂTOR//JAZZTEACHAIRE @@ SPINGFEILD SCHO0LE• HELP SOLVE MURDRE OF «MASTER BURNDS» • JASZZ ENSEMBEL//SECRIT POLECE

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:56 (eight years ago) link

tempted to post "ALL THINGS ARE MILHORSE" to truth bombs thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

classic material imo

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

was gonna post it to buddhist thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

was gonna post it to every thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:56 (eight years ago) link

milhorse is not meme milhorse all thing

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:40 (eight years ago) link

PRINCE-PAL SKIN SUPS FROM «FORBITTEN FRU|TE» ;; MSRS..CRABSAPPLE -- "I WITNESZED SEX ACT'' ' SAIYS BALDING >RETARDE CHILD<

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:58 (eight years ago) link

I mean, so this is basically Hipster Runoff version of "bart get out i'm PISS"

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:59 (eight years ago) link

I for one am happy to live in a world where there can be a "version" of a speech bubble on an erotic Simpsons drawing

Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:06 (eight years ago) link

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:18 (eight years ago) link

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:09 (eight years ago) link

part of the humor in this for me is imagining it being read in the voice of a yugoslavian bart simpson

actually hearing it in yr head ups the lol quotient considerably

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:10 (eight years ago) link

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/5hGp5.jpg

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:45 (eight years ago) link

This actually is kind of a little like "chris, simpsons artist" if anyone's seen him?

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:57 (eight years ago) link

http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com/

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:58 (eight years ago) link

Wait thats just his other drawings. Anyway: https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.165848826807082.38519.165754846816480&type=1

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:59 (eight years ago) link

which simpsons episode was it that had eastern bloc itchy and scratchy

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (eight years ago) link

lmbo whiney

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (eight years ago) link

hahaahha thank you merdeyeux. wish they'd show krusty's reaction too

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:27 (eight years ago) link

Brilliant. I think the first time I saw that, I replayed it about ten times.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 5 September 2011 13:53 (eight years ago) link

Haha yeah Krusty's "what the hell was THAT!?" is gold.

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 23:38 (eight years ago) link

OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

def a something awful poster based on the follow list, not to mention tweeting style

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:03 (eight years ago) link

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (eight years ago) link

Let's see if I got this right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw&feature=related

Aimless, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:07 (eight years ago) link

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

― ice cr?m, Monday, September 5, 2011 9:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some of these guys are p funny i think!!

max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:11 (eight years ago) link

yeah totes

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:12 (eight years ago) link

"what the hell was that?" needs to be my ringtone.

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 03:46 (eight years ago) link

I like wolfpupy

MPx4A, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:08 (eight years ago) link

yeah some of wolpupy's youtube videos are rad

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 September 2011 06:24 (eight years ago) link

wolfpupy is the king of twitter imo

science you guys (Clay), Monday, 12 September 2011 06:46 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

good plot twist today

crutbeef (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:21 (seven years ago) link

Nah jumped the shark

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:27 (seven years ago) link

^^^^

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:30 (seven years ago) link

•WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»

This is so great! Took me a while to get Alvaysgreenstreete.

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:32 (seven years ago) link

I thought he was gonna fold the account in such a lame ass way. as for the titular question, I once thought it was J Chastain, as he was one of the very first followers and kept retweeting the early tweets, but I guess it's not him

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:55 (seven years ago) link

can someone hip me to what 'something awful' is all abt, cause ive looked at it before and it seemed kind w/e, but now like half the tweets in my feed i suspect are from users of that website thx

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (seven years ago) link

and theres totally an easily identifiable house style, whats up w/that

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (seven years ago) link

sometimes you come across something so out there you just have to tell people

there are a lot of videos. mar1ssa vibes.

goole, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 19:47 (one year ago) link

lol

flopson, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:30 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

ok one more:

elon musk has a lot of sad ass devotees, but here's one who uhh considers him one of the egyptian gods?

https://twitter.com/AKHENATOBI

(warning: often nsfw)

goole, Thursday, 28 June 2018 04:30 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

should i cop

https://thehyv.shop/products/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls-shirt

goole, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:29 (one year ago) link

i WHEEZED lmaooooooooooo

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2018 20:34 (one year ago) link

ooh that's a good one

I haven't worn it yet but I bought one that says
TOSCHE STATION

POWER CONVERTERS

but I'm a big nerd

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:52 (one year ago) link

lol i had to look that up. that's pretty good.

the king has to be this one tho:

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.86364487.7810/raf,750x1000,075,t,101010:01c5ca27c6.u4.jpg

goole, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:05 (one year ago) link

oh yeah, the smooth one is very classic

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:06 (one year ago) link

hahahaha these are the best genre of clothes

21st savagery fox (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:06 (one year ago) link

the only real option is to have one of these shirts for every day of the week

mh, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:16 (one year ago) link

Currently at an art opening where two dudes are wearing the joy division shirt so I impulse bought pee is stored in the balls.

Fetchboy, Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:44 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

There is a widespread campaign of fear being devised and perpetuated against me just because my dick looks like a cartoon character

— wint (@dril) November 4, 2013

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:37 (one year ago) link

i bought the dril book and i have no regrets

vote no on ilxit (Will M.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 14:44 (one year ago) link

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:09 (one year ago) link

my mom reading @dril - "this is so true and so meaningless ... I love his cliches" pic.twitter.com/xv2LnRvFuS

— Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) September 12, 2018

flappy bird, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:12 (one year ago) link

the dril book arrived the same time my dad dropped by to visit. first thing he grabbed when he walked in. if you can avoid explaining a printed text of dril tweets to you parents, please do

― goole, Wednesday, September 19, 2018 7:09 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha this sounds soooo awkward

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:27 (one year ago) link

its weird that the dril book dropped like a day after I spent an hour scrolling through his feed. you read my mind buddy.

can think of at least 3 family members it'll make a great Christmas gift for

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 18:28 (one year ago) link

"what... are these"

"they're tweets, printed out."

"what are 'tweets'?"

"..................where do you want to go to lunch?"

goole, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:34 (one year ago) link

Buying the book would mean I could read all his good posts online without having to accidentally see anybody’s replies

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:54 (one year ago) link

listening to hurricane florence coverage on the radio and the reporter was talking the looming, flooding-induced pig waste environmental disaster.

"...the manure is stored in..."

"the balls," i said aloud, finishing the sentence for her. weird twitter has ruined me for life.

andrew m., Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:57 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

iirc the location on the gofundme page was in columbus. i half wonder if the toothpaste for dinner guy is behind it.

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:30 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like a diff/better sense of humor but i cld maybe see it

― lag∞n, Monday, March 5, 2018 6:38 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iiarc drew and natalie dee were contributing artists to dasharez0ne's card thing, MAKES U THINK

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 5, 2018 6:43 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just want to say that i was correct itt

so drew toothpaste is da share z0ne admin right

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 28, 2018

confirmed pic.twitter.com/5smfXNJ2vu

— darling homie (@frasierseinfeld) June 29, 2018

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 24 November 2018 01:02 (nine months ago) link

there are a few contributors i think

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 24 November 2018 01:12 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

apparently a bunch of guys ran the "da share z0ne" account on here, then one guy flipped out & removed everyone from it because one of them was talking to his wife, anyway point is I've been laughing for the last two days at "da share my wife z0ne"

— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) January 19, 2019

lag∞n, Monday, 11 February 2019 20:48 (seven months ago) link

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for da share z0ne to ever again tweet without anybody replying "da share my wife z0ne"

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:30 (seven months ago) link

da share z1ne

flopson, Monday, 11 February 2019 21:41 (seven months ago) link

lol

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 February 2019 21:54 (seven months ago) link

weird, I thought DSZ was just the toothpaste for dinner guy

Dan I., Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:59 (seven months ago) link

thought it was implied a few times that it was a trans woman

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:00 (seven months ago) link

Whats the source of this rumor? I love da share zone and would like to learn about the drama

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:23 (seven months ago) link

that tweet

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:34 (seven months ago) link

seems obvs drew toothpaste is the husband in question

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:35 (seven months ago) link

Fuck him

flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:43 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/5TtjkFp.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:03 (four months ago) link

https://twitter.com/TjGrocery

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:08 (four months ago) link

what on earth

goole, Monday, 13 May 2019 20:05 (four months ago) link

https://twitter.com/I_AM_NIGEL

ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 00:18 (four months ago) link

what is up with correll b. i get a really bad feeling from this minor internet phenomenon.

goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:03 (four months ago) link

undiagnosed mental illness + niche viral fame

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:27 (four months ago) link

three months pass...

I thought this was particularly special

Sadly, every one below the age of 45 is more interested in finding "Waldo" , than being "Well-to-do"

— wint (@dril) September 7, 2019

flappy bird, Sunday, 8 September 2019 05:48 (one week ago) link


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