OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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how does he feel about the great viking/sleep debate?

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:30 (eight years ago) link

it's that albanian spy kid's ultimate revenge.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:32 (eight years ago) link

I vote latebloomer

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:25 (43 minutes ago)

not me!

occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:09 (eight years ago) link

I am dying here.

Ópen W. (Ówen P.), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:35 (eight years ago) link

love that ralph wiggum is "son of feared police"

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:21 (eight years ago) link

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
FREE IPAD

dayo, Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:27 (eight years ago) link

BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV
•WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:47 (eight years ago) link

HATE A COWMAN

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:04 (eight years ago) link

ALL THING ARE MILHORSE

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:06 (eight years ago) link

COWUBRANGO

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:07 (eight years ago) link

BURNS MAN HAV//E SLAVE___ "'"SMITHRES"'" /// IN YUGOSLA:;IA WE ;KILL; HIS KIND //- BARTHE SIMDSON

going 2 heaven seems p chill (Lamp), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:13 (eight years ago) link

HOM ER HOMAIRE HOMMIR MY FATHER. FATHER. PLEAS MY LIFE HELL. MY LIFE IS HELL. HOMUHR. PAIN. HE BRING HURTS TO ME. HOMTRE.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 4 September 2011 04:38 (eight years ago) link

JOSIP TITO » BENEVELENTE DIKTÂTOR//JAZZTEACHAIRE @@ SPINGFEILD SCHO0LE• HELP SOLVE MURDRE OF «MASTER BURNDS» • JASZZ ENSEMBEL//SECRIT POLECE

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:56 (eight years ago) link

tempted to post "ALL THINGS ARE MILHORSE" to truth bombs thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

classic material imo

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

was gonna post it to buddhist thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

was gonna post it to every thread

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:56 (eight years ago) link

milhorse is not meme milhorse all thing

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:40 (eight years ago) link

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morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:58 (eight years ago) link

I mean, so this is basically Hipster Runoff version of "bart get out i'm PISS"

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:59 (eight years ago) link

I for one am happy to live in a world where there can be a "version" of a speech bubble on an erotic Simpsons drawing

Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:06 (eight years ago) link

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:18 (eight years ago) link

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:09 (eight years ago) link

part of the humor in this for me is imagining it being read in the voice of a yugoslavian bart simpson

actually hearing it in yr head ups the lol quotient considerably

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 September 2011 05:10 (eight years ago) link

the question is, what would the hipster puppies version of "bart get out i'm PISS" look like xp

― dayo, Sunday, September 4, 2011 7:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/5hGp5.jpg

morb derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:45 (eight years ago) link

This actually is kind of a little like "chris, simpsons artist" if anyone's seen him?

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:57 (eight years ago) link

http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com/

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:58 (eight years ago) link

Wait thats just his other drawings. Anyway: https://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.165848826807082.38519.165754846816480&type=1

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:59 (eight years ago) link

which simpsons episode was it that had eastern bloc itchy and scratchy

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (eight years ago) link

lmbo whiney

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:17 (eight years ago) link

hahaahha thank you merdeyeux. wish they'd show krusty's reaction too

dayo, Monday, 5 September 2011 12:27 (eight years ago) link

Brilliant. I think the first time I saw that, I replayed it about ten times.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 5 September 2011 13:53 (eight years ago) link

Haha yeah Krusty's "what the hell was THAT!?" is gold.

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Monday, 5 September 2011 23:38 (eight years ago) link

OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

def a something awful poster based on the follow list, not to mention tweeting style

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:03 (eight years ago) link

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:05 (eight years ago) link

Let's see if I got this right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw&feature=related

Aimless, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:07 (eight years ago) link

btw i mentioned on one of the twitter threads that i started following this weird group of people and i couldnt figure out wtf their deal was, anyway turns out theyre something awful posters

― ice cr?m, Monday, September 5, 2011 9:05 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some of these guys are p funny i think!!

max, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:11 (eight years ago) link

yeah totes

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 01:12 (eight years ago) link

"what the hell was that?" needs to be my ringtone.

M*A*S*H Rules Everything Around Me (get bent), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 03:46 (eight years ago) link

I like wolfpupy

MPx4A, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 09:08 (eight years ago) link

yeah some of wolpupy's youtube videos are rad

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 September 2011 06:24 (eight years ago) link

wolfpupy is the king of twitter imo

science you guys (Clay), Monday, 12 September 2011 06:46 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

good plot twist today

crutbeef (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:21 (eight years ago) link

Nah jumped the shark

ilx user 'silby' (silby), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:27 (eight years ago) link

^^^^

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:30 (eight years ago) link

•WHOAEHH DUDE??• »DO NOT OWN // PUCRHÂSE A COW« ¤1.FISCAL REPONSABLE;; ¤2. ANIMAL MESSSE;; ¤3. NO ROOM IN HOUSME «742 ALVAYSGREENSTREETE»»

This is so great! Took me a while to get Alvaysgreenstreete.

Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:32 (eight years ago) link

I thought he was gonna fold the account in such a lame ass way. as for the titular question, I once thought it was J Chastain, as he was one of the very first followers and kept retweeting the early tweets, but I guess it's not him

V79, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:55 (eight years ago) link

can someone hip me to what 'something awful' is all abt, cause ive looked at it before and it seemed kind w/e, but now like half the tweets in my feed i suspect are from users of that website thx

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (eight years ago) link

and theres totally an easily identifiable house style, whats up w/that

ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:59 (eight years ago) link

weird, I thought DSZ was just the toothpaste for dinner guy

Dan I., Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:59 (one year ago) link

thought it was implied a few times that it was a trans woman

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:00 (one year ago) link

Whats the source of this rumor? I love da share zone and would like to learn about the drama

Trϵϵship, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:23 (one year ago) link

that tweet

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:34 (one year ago) link

seems obvs drew toothpaste is the husband in question

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:35 (one year ago) link

Fuck him

flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:43 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/5TtjkFp.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:03 (nine months ago) link

https://twitter.com/TjGrocery

ciderpress, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 21:08 (nine months ago) link

what on earth

goole, Monday, 13 May 2019 20:05 (nine months ago) link

https://twitter.com/I_AM_NIGEL

ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 00:18 (nine months ago) link

what is up with correll b. i get a really bad feeling from this minor internet phenomenon.

goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:03 (nine months ago) link

undiagnosed mental illness + niche viral fame

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:27 (nine months ago) link

three months pass...

I thought this was particularly special

Sadly, every one below the age of 45 is more interested in finding "Waldo" , than being "Well-to-do"

— wint (@dril) September 7, 2019

flappy bird, Sunday, 8 September 2019 05:48 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

not sure whose new account this is but they're off to a strong start

My ass is green, we all know this. It’s been green for some time now. Decades. And we all know I’ve had those wheelèd boots upon my feetsies, and how I glide down and up various hills and avenues, all throughout the district.

— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019

I don’t think you realize who you’re fucking with. Do you think we can’t find you? Do you think we don’t have Viacom satellites over your house right now? If your ass is really green, which is highly doubtful, we’re going to see every little green cheek and every little dimple.

— god friended me (@godFriended_me) September 25, 2019

ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:31 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

omg

the News, as you know it, has died... and from its ashes rises "TRUTHPOINT"

streaming LIVE, wednesday at midnight (EST) , on https://t.co/r9fykA0xpy pic.twitter.com/I9UpgHYjnN

— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019

hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:21 (four months ago) link

jhaha whaaaaat

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:25 (four months ago) link

perfect

i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Sunday, 13 October 2019 16:30 (four months ago) link

dunno about this format but derek is funny in general

ciderpress, Sunday, 13 October 2019 17:16 (four months ago) link

are people actually mad about this? i've seen about 10 posts like 'if you are mad he's finally getting paid after 10 years of being funny for free i dunno what to tell you', which i agree with, but i can't imagine what dweebs actually think this is bad. not to mention this is a super late night adult swim thing on an app. they probably got like 500 bucks for it

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:02 (four months ago) link

im mad its a betrayal of the platform (twitter.com)

lag∞n, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:05 (four months ago) link

I do think some of what makes Dril work is his opacity/mystique and can see how this representation of him might color the way people see his tweets moving forward. You don't have to watch it, though.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:18 (four months ago) link

your the ones who sold out not me

— wint (@dril) October 13, 2019

pplains, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:54 (four months ago) link

I may have been sold with "I'm going to send you back to kindergarten... IN A COFFIN."

pplains, Sunday, 13 October 2019 18:54 (four months ago) link

good point from derek here. i agree there sell outs

fucking hate sell outs pic.twitter.com/gG3VpwREew

— derek (@eedrk) October 13, 2019

hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Sunday, 13 October 2019 19:21 (four months ago) link

Feel like dril's power is in the medium but I'm thrilled he's gotten a show. Haven't read the book, worried it would ruin mystique - is it any good?

flappy bird, Monday, 14 October 2019 17:54 (four months ago) link

It’s pretty much literally just a collection of his tweets, so yes.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Monday, 14 October 2019 17:59 (four months ago) link

truthpoint is fucking hilarious

imago, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:01 (four months ago) link

WORLD GUINNESS BOOK OF EMOTIONS

who is this derek guy he's the best

also this is like if clickhole did hour-long on cinema episodes

imago, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:04 (four months ago) link

derek does very funny videos on twitter

lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2019 01:42 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

derek is the funniest human (gregg aside)

in the latest episode dril says something so funny he corpses for like a whole minute afterwards. he earnt that corpse

imago, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:41 (three months ago) link

anyway this series is getting better and better, surely some of you are watching it

imago, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:42 (three months ago) link

this was clearly the prototype

Most people don't even realize there's a government... pic.twitter.com/3X99cgl8G0

— derek (@eedrk) February 20, 2019

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:59 (three months ago) link

yes, but his comic sharpness and quick wit in this format is astounding, he is a master improviser

imago, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:04 (three months ago) link

haven't watched the adult swim show yet but ya derek has been one of my favs on twitter for as long as i can remember

flopson, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:09 (three months ago) link

glad he's finally found some success/money

flopson, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:10 (three months ago) link

it's probably like $55 and a coupon for burritos

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:53 (three months ago) link

I struggled through ten minutes of ep 2 and gave up

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 8 November 2019 00:21 (three months ago) link

sort of the wrong episode & gave up too fast

imago, Friday, 8 November 2019 10:32 (three months ago) link

i watched about 75% of the first ep and wasn't super impressed but i'd check it out again

Mordy, Friday, 8 November 2019 15:16 (three months ago) link

^ Same.

I agree both are funny. I just don't know how much I can take of a guy screaming through a Dril mask.

pplains, Friday, 8 November 2019 17:15 (three months ago) link


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