if you live in Texas, you can get quickie certified (not necessarily a good policy tho)
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 3 September 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
then i'd have to live in texas.
― jizz inside of your nose (the table is the table), Saturday, 3 September 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link
:-)
this is s.thing i think abt all the time but:
- i think 'college' in the spend four years studying s.thing that interests you sense, whether its books or european history or chemical engineering, has tremendous innate value both personally and for society and so im sympathetic to the 'everyone should go' argument
- but i think even assuming it was free and ignoring opportunity cost not everyone is going to be able to realize that value. and maybe even most people, this is hard to quantify tho. however as it stands college also has tremendous value in the 'i need this to get a job' sense and so young ppl dont really have the option to make a choice based on their own utility, so they spend a bunch of time and money on a shitty business degree or feel forced to take courses they not prepared for/cant get much out of
- so it makes sense imo that there should be more viable career paths that dont require a four year degree or even mb any degree, like realistically what skills do you need to work in corporate hr that you couldnt get from working a low level admin job for three/four years instead? outside of a few technical/engineering jobs most white collar jobs could just as easily be structured in the same way blue collar fields are now imo
― Lamp, Saturday, 3 September 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
The system for creating and certifying public school teachers is partly sensible and partly grotesque. The primary assumption seems to be that the people entering the system in the hope of becoming teachers are a dog's breakfast of skills and aptitudes, who must be reduced to a smooth paste and extruded in the shape of teachers.
― Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
like realistically what skills do you need to work in corporate hr that you couldnt get from working a low level admin job for three/four years instead? outside of a few technical/engineering jobs most white collar jobs could just as easily be structured in the same way blue collar fields are now imo
totally
― iatee, Saturday, 3 September 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
Revive apprenticeships, but without as much indentured servitude involved.
― Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
ok but those white collar jobs aren't gonna be around long I think---we'll automate or outsource them soon, next ten years top
maybe the most dispiriting thing about teaching where I do is how unambitious my students tend to be---those kids are gonna be fucked because they just wanna drift & then slide into some boring but ok paying office job, & the economy's just not gonna support that anymore
― Euler, Saturday, 3 September 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
well i mean im p resigned to using my doctorate to sell five thousand dollar shoes to the wives of third world oligarchs or w/e jobs are still around in ten years, max and are both kinda arguing 'ideal worlds' here
― Lamp, Saturday, 3 September 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
wait so how can I get a job as a third world oligarch
― Do not go gentle into that good frogbs (silby), Saturday, 3 September 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
do I just move to Kyrgyzstan and start bribing public officials or what
― Do not go gentle into that good frogbs (silby), Saturday, 3 September 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
step one guns
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 3 September 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link
step two tanks
― Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
i think you just need to find a public co. in an industry w/ a high barrier-to-entry and a large captive market and then through a combination of blackmail, bribes, and empty promises purchase the company once it becomes privatized and then voila you own a co. that controls 80% of latin america's telephony and ur the richest person in the world
― Lamp, Saturday, 3 September 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
slim shady
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
I think about this stuff all the time not only b/c of my job but because I have kids, & because of my egalitarian leanings I'm somewhat ambiguous about it but I think my kids are gonna do super well in this brave new jobless world b/c they've lived in other countries, speak multiple languages fluently, are super smart especially at math, & have a sense of how "wide" the world is: so that if what's needed is to open a business in say Malaysia they're just gonna do it---this is that whole "new global elite" thing that I posted about sometimes, & it's pretty much gonna rule to be those people, so I dunno
whereas for many of my students, they're hoping to find office-y work in Dallas & they have no real special skills to offer because they majored in psych or soc or heaven forbid business & they're not particularly worldly or quick on their feet & the world's just gonna eat them alive...but they're happy for now. I dunno, I worry about this "generation limbo", not for my family but because I work with these people & for better or for worse I ~care~
― Euler, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
so that if what's needed is to open a business in say Malaysia they're just gonna do it
Uhh nothing from kindergarden on up teaches the on-the-fly skills you'd need to make yr way in the world in another country, without significant (family) assets behind you. My experience w education is exactly the opposite -- they rly don't want to have to deal with kids who have traits that wd suit them for quick thinking/acting or high levels of adventure/excitement/flexibility.
― brb recalibrating my check engine light (Laurel), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
I mean if you want yr children to be world adventurers, take them out of school, move to Mozambique, and make them be friends with street kids who'll teach them how to pick pockets and lie convincingly.
― brb recalibrating my check engine light (Laurel), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
nah but my kids have already made their way in another country, is all I mean
― Euler, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
who's the techno-utopian now?! (I pretty much agree.)
I think it's important to look at our college education system in the bigger economic context - the future of white collar labor and economic inequality has more to do w/ bigger political and economic processes than w/ what any given college can do.
but it's hard to blame 18 y/o kids for not being able to predict these things - 'college' worked for americans for 50 years, and it still 'works' for almost every traditionally successful person you'll meet.
but I don't get how you can be so hard on these kids and still ultimately defend the bigger system - I mean atm your job is teaching these kids, which in turn depends on them wanting to purchase the college degree signal. how many 18 y/os in nebraska (I am just gonna pretend you live there) want to pay 7k (the bargain price, these days...) a year to learn about philosophy?
― iatee, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it seems sort of unfair to call the students you teach "unambitious," Euler; it seems more like they're inheriting a really uncertain future that likely adults in their lives have not fully understood/been explicit with them about. i can understand head-in-the-sand-i'll-just-ratchet-down-my-expectations responses to that even if they're not the best response.
― horseshoe, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
xp what iatee said
I'm an unambitious college student, but at least I'm an electrical engineering major and not a philosophy major.
― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
I have lots of extremely smart multilingual friends who are good at math and the only ones who are abroad these days are teaching english, not starting the malaysian facebook
― iatee, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
re. how many kids want to pay that much to learn say philo; a fair number! we get them jobs because they learn how to write well & how to reason well; other degrees besides math & maybe bio I'm inclined to agree about.
I don't think it's "our university system" that's failing these kids, I think it's our culture, our parenting, our cultivation, our attention, that's failing these kids
― Euler, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
there is more student loan debt in america than credit card debt
that's a failed system
― iatee, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
I know how to fix itmore credit cards for everyone
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
BOOM
& another thing: going to college at least used to be a decision for the risk-averce: high costs, high opportunity costs, with pretty much a guarantee of steady if not spectacular repayment of that risk. so we tend not to get the "entrepreneurial" types nor do we train people to be entrepreneurial. we train the future servants of the corporate state. so horseshoe's right: it's a lot to expect college students to have figured out that this has changed, that the costs aren't gonna buy off life's risks. but we need to do that, somehow.
― Euler, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
crut, i predict a future for you in designing and making thousand dollar analog synthesizers for the hipster offspring of Lamp's shoe-buyers
― sarahel, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
there is a part of me that def identifies w/ euler's POV, insofar as i think cultivating risk-taking as a skillset would potentially bear fruit in brave nu world of lame economy
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
and the underlying assumption is that anybody could teach, given the opportunity and necessity. It's the only job in the world that everybody thinks they know how to do!
increasingly folks think the same thing about lawyers. why do you think legalzoom and handling cases as a pro se litigant are so popular?!?
― Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
like, and that can be as simple as encouraging/mandating multilinguilism and labor mobility around the world, i don't know
xp
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
cultivating risk-taking as a skillset would potentially bear fruit in brave nu world of lame economy
In order for people to be motivated to take risks, apart from having thrill-seeking brain chemistry or something, they need to start from a place where the outcome of a failure to act is WORSE than the outcome of the failure of the endeavor. P much risk-taking starts with things being really shitty. So I guess we're on the right path?
― brb recalibrating my check engine light (Laurel), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
some start-up $$$ isn't bad, either.
― Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
universal health care makes starting a business a lot less risky
― iatee, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
― brb recalibrating my check engine light (Laurel), Saturday, September 3, 2011 1:35 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
i think so!
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
Primary text for study: Simplicius Simplicissimus by Grimmelshausen.
― Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
what types of businesses are we talking about, here? Etsy storefronts and things like Elfster?
― sarahel, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
Buying children and selling the parts.
― Aimless, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
lol i wonder if my parents sd the same thing and ive spent the last couple of years living below the poverty line
i do think that the academy cant really do much abt the relationship of labor to capital in a ~globalized economy~, nor really can how you raise yr kids (other than to be wise and realistic abt the world i guess), im genuinely ambivalent abt the ability of real wages to increase in the next ten years period idk
― Lamp, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
universal health care would be a huge boon toward encouraging the kind of risk-taking I'm envisioning
― Euler, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
Oh yeah that's the other thing that happens to street kids whose parents don't have the resources to secure their children's futures.
― brb recalibrating my check engine light (Laurel), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
re: what kind of businesses/ventures: honest answer, i don't know...maybe more nanotech engineers taking root in developing countries, expats starting tex-mex restaurants in mumbai, more nonprofits starting schools for girls oprah style, dollar and a dream type shit
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
my secret dream is to start a good burrito place in paris
― iatee, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
nobody steal it
nobody fucks with my masala dosa with refritos and guacamole
― ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
a non-ilxor just posted this on my wall
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/magazine/septemberoctober_2011/features/the_college_forprofits_should031640.php?page=all&print=true
― iatee, Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
the guy that article's about seems like an amazing dude
― D-40, Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
unrelated to the subject at hand but still, wkiw