post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

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c: I'm sure the sex is awesome after a big score
d: lovers tend to end up dead

west coast boys are pretty fine.

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c: nz accent
d: california wtf

c: has a wii
d: too tall

I applaud Ruby's risk-taking. More of us should be so brave.

Jordan, I... I have something I've been wanting to tell you for a while now...

IT'S NOT MY WII

it's over :(

r: Understands how awesome it is that I have a Wii.
s: Might produce accusations of favoritism in my IMM modding when I deleted everything other than the drum threads for Valentines day.

r: For a while, we pretty much shared the same brain.
s: For a while, we pretty much hit on/dated the same girls and he got further with all of them than I did.

r: way smart, hilarious
s: I think our respective spouses might complain

we pretty much hit on/dated the same girls and he got further with all of them than I did

I'm sorry, but LOLOL

You haven't actually met him in real life? Horror stories aside, wouldn't it be much better to meet him at least once before moving to the other side of the planet? I mean, you surely know what to do with your own life, but I don't think I could ever do anything like that.

(several x-posts)

Why would you think she'd be better off listening to you? After all, you're just some stranger on the internet.

oh ms. misery... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

because he's being reasonable?

Le cœur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point, chaki.

r: smart, funny, amusing cat stories
s: uses made up fancy-man "language" in conversation

r: very funny and could teach me to make many new drinks
s: exasperating

r: is in nursing school
s: lives in a very cold place

r: Has loads of animals
s: Has ringworm

Horror stories aside, wouldn't it be much better to meet him at least once before moving to the other side of the planet?

Not if you have a hankering to see the other side of the planet anyway. I mean, it's not like she's breaking up a long-term existing relationship to go across the world. If it doesn't work out, fuck it, she'll move on.

Not that you can't speak for yourself, Rubyredd.

:) is totally cool with internet romance
:( has vagina (or does she?? since it's the internet, I WILL NEVER BE SURE)

xpost to misery

accentmonkey, you just nailed it.

xxpost

haha, you said our status as animal saviors means to wear the ringworm scars with pride!

Ilx loves to speak for other people. It's what those who have no lives of their own do best.

Ruby, you have opened me up for all manner of zing with the vagina comment but that's okay. I forgive you.

haha, you said our status as animal saviors means to wear the ringworm scars with pride!

I utterly lied. For this reason, you should not date me.

...

xpost

:( Well fortunately G has not developed scars. And all the abandoned cats are getting baths and expensive medicine. All is well in east Austin.

c: doesn't say much
d: ILNFL relationships gross!

c: power is afrodeeziac
d: what he said

c: enigmatic
d: no idea which regular poster he is

c: Probably has a fantastic surname!
d: I might be wrong about the surname.

c: hott
d: posts on ilx too much

The latter is certainly true. I did do some painting today, though.

surname is fitzgerald! it's fairly commonplace over here.

OH MY GOD THAT IS FANTASTIC.

c: we would probably have fun
d: hates chuck taylors

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C: Plays the bass.
D: Plays rock music.

Posts for October:

chaki 348
Dr Morbius 333
Abbott 330

Busted!

tuomas, i play much more than rock music, you n00b!

But on the other thread you said you play in a rock band... And you hate Jaco Pastorius. :( What's a "noob"?

c: Is honest about when he doesn't know something!
d: beard

A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.
a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ''WTF DO I GO!?'' or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves

*gets shot with chaingun*

"this game is no good, you all suck noobish balls you stupid noobs!*

Abbott gets a free pass on posting to ILX a lot: I love New Mexico and all, but the Enchantment comes with a decent amount of free time.

lacks intellegance

i dont have to date myself!, abbot!

also:

c: we would make sweet sweet love to morricone soundtracks
d: GROSS!

xpost to omar

R: brains are sexy
S: too much brains might be intimidating after a while

(agh, xpost to nabisco)

This thread moves too fast.

I remember when I first met this student pal of mine, and he said he plays the bass, and I was like "Wow, really?" because I'd been just listening to stuff like Mingus and Stanley Clarke, and then I asked what band he plays in, and he replied, "Children of Bodom". I had to hold my tongue not to say my opinion on that band, because the guy was really nice and friendly.