the real crime of badger badger was the version of that where some sub-echt george lucas added penises to the badgers, swinging like windmills
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
i was kinda hoping someone would have shopped zelig into the cantina by now
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
still reeling from "Bobba Fatt" btw
also reeling from Danny Winn holy shit
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
haha also THE THING, since the tall dude in the cantina band designed it
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
someone needs to write the definitive novel of the middle-aged ska musician
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
I think the thing throwing about that Danny Winn song Tracer initially linked is that on the pre-chorus I want to start singing "Behind Blue Eyes"
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
how do we know it's not already there HMMMM?
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
oh jesus they have a fiddle too― goole, Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:26 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― goole, Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:26 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
like, how do we know george lucas didn't go back and photoshop in The Thing into the cantina scene, made to look exactly like the existing footage
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
frankly i think to be on the safe side we should just assume that he did
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
suddenly I want padame to die
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
you're in luck!
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
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― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
Its always a lucky day when an alien princess dies and is reborn as a tabloid flasher
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
she did who in the what now
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:40 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
but no one ever says that metal gear solid is bad because of that
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:41 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark
wait you realize "badger badger badger" didn't originate in that game right
― lil dawg (some dude), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
how sad is it that i had to stare at the drummer being named Drum Solo for like 30 seconds before angrily getting it
― Beemster roquebag (jjjusten), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
"badger badger badger" didn't originate in that game right
― lil dawg (some dude), Thursday, September 1, 2011 5:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
wait badger badger is in metal gear?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
http://jrscience.wcp.muohio.edu/Photos/InflatedFrog.jpeg
my name is george lucas, and i approve of this derail.
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link
haha yeah i was not aware that the badger song featured in metal gear
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
some dude i was talking about how your boss says "snaaaaake!" when you die in metal gear solid. i.e. it's super-cheesy but nobody points and is like, omg how could they ruin this intense game
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
apparently it's an easter egg:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8dAo8U1-vg&feature=related
xpost oh ok
― lil dawg (some dude), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.robotlibre.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/watsonjabba-e1293198792844.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
it's ok if cheesy screams are part of the original canonical work ("game over, man, game over!"), but retconning cheesy screams is just gauche
― lil dawg (some dude), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
Jabba the slut
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
Roffle:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/george-lucas-offers-a-compelling-argument-against,61224/
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link
who CGI'd a ring of flesh around his neck
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
Arby's
― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
thats no cgi man thats real steakfat
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
Ah ha I was just coming here to post this. So crazy! xp
― Ópen W. (Ówen P.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
ALMOST as good as 2006 vs 2011 Obama
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
? I am unfamiliar with this Obama
― Ópen W. (Ówen P.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
whatever obama's faults, neckfat isn't one of them!
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
whats with no CGI of Obama's grey hairs into black again
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
Revise all instances of "Yes we can" in 2008 victory speech to "Yessssssssssss"
― Ópen W. (Ówen P.), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
or "maybe we can't !"
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
haha the old Lucas quotes remind me of that straight-to-DVD movie where ray liotta plays a fire marshal
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not playing devil's advocate here, but I will tip my hat to Lucas's cynical genius is this way: the neighborhood kids around here were all introduced to the "Star Wars" flicks via the (more) childish prequels, and parents generally didn't let them watch the original trilogy until they were older. At which point the damage was done, because those same neighborhood kids around here all play Anakin when they play Star Wars, or dress as Anakin for Halloween. Or Darth Not Vader or whomever. I don't think I've ever heard them utter the name "Han Solo," let alone "Luke." It's actually kind of weird, from my vantage.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
I hate those kids
― Number None, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
anakin/vader is like the only "interesting" character lucas ever created
(obviously he isn't actually even slightly interesting, but he does actually go on a "moral journey")
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
do kids these days also play "captain kirk" by blasting beastie boys on their nokia phones?
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 1 September 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
Han Solo is the only good thing about star wars
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
hence his name
― mark s, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
^^^still unfucked with
― mark s, Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
UNTRUE, the ewoks blink now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRejStaN3q4
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 1, 2011 12:41 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
oh yes they do
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
they made a blink but ignored the fact that its so obvioulsy a littel person in a bear outfit
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
Perhaps we should think of other movies where a "Noooooo!" overdubbed in would make a character's following actions easier to understand.
Maybe Dave can scream "Nooooo!" through the entire dissembling-HAL9000 scene.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
Tim Allen screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in every episode of Home Inprovement
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
A lot of Nicolas Cage movies would be improved.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
Like World Trade Center.
In Jaws3D they should really make the shark go NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO while he crashes through the glass.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link