the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

I like to think that she was really broken up about not getting to wear the ludicrous wigs and makeup and her secret husband turning into a child murdering dickbag was just the final straw

By the post-count ye shall know what is valued, Sotosyn

ATTACK OF THE CLONES vs LETTER FROM AN UNKNOWN WOMAN

(by "that good," I mean worthy of more attention than Robert Aldrich's Ulzana's Raid)

True, true. Yeah, but Jar-Jar, young Anakin, all that is pretty peripheral. Darth Vader is like the first iconic figure that appears in Star Wars. This isn't baby Anakin accidentally blowing up the Death Donut or a clone of Boba Fett's father, this is the actual real Darth Vader from the original film. The guy that could choke somebody to death from across the room, he was so badass. And suddenly he's basically reliving a moment from Lethal Weapon or something.

Allen inserting McLuhan as a cameo might have been fresh at the time but now that Lucas can digitally insert Naomi Klein into Cantina scene on a whim this seems old hat.

He should digitally insert Woody Allen at the Mos Eisley bar complaining to Morbz and a pack of sad Ophuls fans.

http://eightiesmovies.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/zelig.jpghttp://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7148/232980-jar_jar_binks_large.jpeg

why am i beginning to think morbs has a "leia in metal bikini" costume hidden in his closet.

If Jar-Jar and young Anakin had been peripheral to "The Phantom Menace", it would have been a wholly different, infinitely better movie!

xp: maybe strike out "costume"?

guys, let's just chill with some golden moments from the sad life of padme jango

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPXH11PRQLc

and sings the triumphant ewok song at the moment of climax

it's realy sad she was sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQyEs0gk8Hw

oh damn Tracer did that already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx1uBXa-234

morbs otm

omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-kBE2fqZkA

This is a sad song about the life and death of Padme Amidala by the band Danny Winn and the Earthlings. All pictures used were found online through searches. Written, Produced, and recorded by Danny Winn, the song also features members of the New Mexico symphony Orchestra.

includes the lyrics "it was the saddest thing i've ever seen in my life"

danny winn otm

http://www.myspace.com/dannywinnandtheearthlings

Danny Winn and the Earthlings was an original ska band based out of Albuquerque, NM. A fixture of the local scene and an enduring crowd favorite, the band was known for melding an outrageous stage presence with tenacious hooks. Originally concieved as a solo creative outlet by Danny Winn, DW&E had became a unique amalgamate loaded with personality from each of the six members.

Check out my new Ska video Commercial for the Louisiana Hot Sauce Contest!

hey danny winn you are history's greatest monster

Check out my unique amalgamate of Louisiana Hot Sauce!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mFBgVUtb-s

man there must be zero ass kickings & easy pussy in albuquerque

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Danny-Winn-and-the-Earthlings-Ska-Band/152791498103141?sk=info

Influences
Reel Big Fish, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Goldfinger

Well, he's honest.

there it's pronounced "puss-say," and it's a perfect amalgamate of herbs and spices!

man there must be zero ass kickings & easy pussy in albuquerque

Skanking Sad

i live in a city that invented the zombie pub crawl and i can't imagine a star wars ska band getting booked outside of a family reunion in a state park

oh jesus they have a fiddle too

Not one press interview as far as I can tell. Just videos where he shares his art.

it's realy sad, they had a fiddle

Ska!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONiRotcPS0E

http://www.contactmusic.com/videoimages/sbmg/ricky-martin-livin-la-vida-loca-version-en-espanol.jpg

she's into sci-fi movies
AT-ATTs and Jar-Jar Binks

i can never decide whether to admire nth-wave ska bands fot their never say die spirit or wish we still fed people to lions.

My first video project ever, this is a never before released short documentary featuring the Ska band Danny Winn and the Earthlings. It was originally a promotional DVD that was sent to such places as The Tonight Show, The Conan O'Brien Show, Saturday Night Live, and many more to potentially further the bands progress. This video never meant to be viewd by fans or others and because it was meant to be a Promotional video for the band, it is a bit bragadocious and focuses mostly on the bands accomplishments and wide range appeal.

http://www.tributebandreviews.co.uk/28/11/2008/ska-tribute-bands-ska-wars/

xxpost -- he used the word 'bragadocious,' ergo lions.

As for Mark S's terrifying link just now:

Band Members:
Lead Vocals – Bobba Fatt
Trumpet + Backing Vocals – Horn Trooper
Trombone + Backing Vocals – Horn Trooper (AKA Toby 1 Skanobi)
Keyboard – Ska 2 D 2
Bass Guitar – Luke Ska Walker
Drums + Backing Vocals – Drum Solo (AKA Princess Leon)
Guitar – Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader)

thanks, Ned.

holy shit

loooooool bobba fatt

every ska band needs the comedy fat guy

from the doc -

"we're not in this just to make music for ourselves, we're in this to please other people and to entertain"

!! no one ever says this!

That's a quote from George Lucas.

Meanwhile, joy!

https://www.facebook.com/skawarsuk

He inserted it into the Battle of Endor.

now i'm just picturing morbs skanking in his princess leia costume :'(

I just noticed why the 'NOOOO' thing is so funny to me. It reminds me of Xavier: Renegade Angel, who often witnesses something happen and then shouts "Nooo!" while the camera zooms into his eye for a flashback. Having Darth scream this before/while picking up the Emperor, it sort feels like Lucas really wants to zoom into Vader's eye and cut to a flashback montage of a bunch of prequel scenes so that us idiot audience can further connect the dots between his troubled past and the serious deep soul-searching he is undergoing at that moment.

SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

but no one ever says that metal gear solid is bad because of that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

http://walyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bizarre-star-wars-costumes-jabba-the-hut-costume-1.jpg

i'd never noticed (tho i haven't seen these since i was a teenager, actually) (they were aight) quite how godzilla-suitish darth vader's movements are when he's picking the emperor up. not much of a rig to move in, i guess