RIP Justin Bieber

JB "crashes his ferrari" although the police state "there was no damage to either vehicle".

it was not known whether the vehicle that hit Bieber's belonged to a photographer.

police may investigate justin bieber's alleged tryst (the girl was an adult; bieber was a minor).

this is so, so stupid

Meanwhile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVXPYTzczU&feature=feedlik

this is so, so stupid

justin bieber was victimized.

lololol
http://i.imgur.com/SuAY0.png

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2057195/Justin-Bieber-baby-Pictures-Mariah-Yeater-inside-weird-world.html

oh that second link is just very safe for work now isn't it

justin bieber's boo wrapped in clingfilm

Fooling around: In another shot Mariah ignores the Do Not Touch sign to cosy up to a mannequin

Obviously a deranged lunatic.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/03/article-2057195-0EA70F3000000578-877_634x482.jpg

i'm really hoping for live coverage of Bieber going in for the paternity test.

nancy grace would cover that right

Wooooo! Go Lakeside!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/04/selena-gomez-dumps-justin-bieber_n_1077348.html

The dream is over.

as he fights off rumors that he slept with Yeater backstage after a concert and fathered her son.

feel like maybe "slept with" shouldn't be allowed to be used to describe sex that allegedly lasted 30 seconds in a bathroom stall

biebature ejaculation

RIP love

I just can't beliebe in it anymore. :(

biebs got raped :(

30 seconds of terror

great article:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/woman_who_claims_she_had_bieber_U4SI9XtemCEh30hNfx9M5I

"She was a really big party animal who got around a lot. She was a big slut. She's scandalous."

"I was sitting in my room talking to Lacy when my brother came in and said, 'Dude, Mariah on the couch downstairs,' " Terranova recalled about the Dec. 21 attack. "I came downstairs with Lacy and when Mariah saw her, she freaked out. She came outside to Lacy's white Honda Civic and picked up a brick and threw it threw the back windshield and the back left passenger window. She broke those two windows."

"I came outside and asked her why she's breaking all our s---," Terranova said. "Me and her got into a shouting match right there on the driveway when all of sudden she told me to get out of her face and she didn't want to see me anymore, and I told her if that's the case you need to get off my driveway because you're at my house so if you don't want to see me no more you have to leave."

I've bandied the idea back and forth and have decided to include some highlights from my own experience with dating a Lakeside chick in the early 2000s for added perspective:

1. She was waaaay into anal because she had been raised as one of those Christian chicks for whom "anal doesn't count".

2. She had adapted to more conventional sexual methods, but still kept trying to get me to go with her to the local rock'n'roll megachurch.

3. She was moved to tears upon hearing Tommy Shane Steiner's "What If She's An Angel" on the radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rur415swL4&feature=related

4. I finally decided to get it over with and break it off when - while taking a shower together - she pissed on my foot while looking into my eyes and laughing.

Is this suitable for Bieber fans? (ie. wrong thread? :-))

Love the story though <3

lol sorry i get it now, not entirely awake yet -_-

love revives itself, scratches wildly at the lid of its own coffin

rip he hardly knew her ;_;

rustic italian flatbread's ex-girlfriend is the subject of every hold-steady song.

. . . and maybe the subject of every future justin bieber song.

That's the best recommendation for The Hold Steady if there ever was one

apt name too

According to Us Weekly, the young couple is still going strong; a rep for the actress/singer tells the magazine that Gomez and the embattled Bieber have not broken up.

the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber

The embattled Bieber has a Bieber batallion.

Bieb-seeking missile

will the BieberBaby be blissfully blessed with Bieber's musical genius?

Hope this culminates with a BIEBER BIEBER BABY OH! headline in the Post

BIEBER BABY LADY, OH! for an article about the mommy might be better actually

the embattled bieber and gomez show

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9656/justinbiebermysterygirl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/aIP7y.jpg

Last night I had a dream where I watched the trailer of a movie that was entirely premised on the idea of Justin Bieber going around in alligator skin cowboy boots and kicking guys in the crotch (subsequently in the dream I debated whether it's more effective to kick with the toe or with the curve of the ankle for a cleaner scoop, which is actually a pretty legit debate)

Assault with a slightly feminine weapon.

if they're cowboy boots, a reinforced and sharp toe is the right way to go

new complex mag photo shoot is intense

http://i.imgur.com/nUCvL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fynoE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aC6Rj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NNBxA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/s300h.jpg

i think i liked him better as a shitty 13-year old