JAZZ IS LIKE HEROIN TO ME ! ! ! ~~~~ ILM POST-1945 JAZZ ALBUMS POLL - THE RESULTS COUNTDOWN (now counting top 25!)

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80    Miles Davis - Miles Smiles (1967) 951 Points, 9 votes
http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/m/miles-davis/album-miles-smiles.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/0tbR9i5NTey4b0QZxZ3xa2

(rofl at the wrong album artwork on spotify)

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

would love to see "thelonious himself" place. not looking likely now after two of his more celebrated records have already made it.

charlie h, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

An album with two #1's up next

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

79    Alice Coltrane - Universal Consciousness (1971) 964 Points, 7 votes, TWO #1's
http://3brainkarnakinterloper.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/alice-coltrane.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/3D20vh7NKhKnEoKz6FuwAW

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

no doubt two people will moan it's too low..

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

tbh that is shockingly low

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

I like that one, but Journey in Satchidananda is superior imho. UC has some more dissonant/out there moments, I guess.

satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

wish you (and others) had all voted, although you would all vote for different things and cancel each other out and placings would remain the same.

or sun ra would fill up the top 10 completely

xp

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

not just two people

i bet every other record in this poll has been sampled to shit

― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:51 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is weird because sampling as a general opportunity only really existed within about a 10 year gap between ppl learning to do it and ppl getting sued for doing it. so they got through all the great funk records and were starting to move onto jazz/soul/anything before you had to start paying up. so it wouldn't surprise me if a lot of these records haven't been sampled at all even if they could all be flipped into something else worth hearing in a different context.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

I am one of those two people Kerr refers to. Universal Consciousness is fucking transcendent on so many levels. Hearing Rashied Ali battling it out with Alice on the organ makes you think "Things can't get better than this" but then THE STRINGS KICK IN and everything is right with the world.

The Not Liking Radiohead Awards (Turangalila), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

a hoy hoy OTM re: sampling

satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

i remember hearing a bunch of rap songs with jazz samples years ago.
if someone ever says 'funky funky' during a herbie hancock track again im gonna hit them with a cricket bat

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

but then THE STRINGS KICK IN and everything is right with the world.

string sections in jazz? smh at this fool

unless that string section is john mclaughlin

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

Beautiful, piercing string sections that sound like SWORDS.

The Not Liking Radiohead Awards (Turangalila), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

there are plenty of songs with jazz samples (even as early as the late 80s) but the genre didn't get mined nearly as deeply as 70s funk+rock tracks did due to the legalities involved. Blue Note was all over that shit - so much so that they had their own "ALL SAMPLES LICENSED EXCLUSIVELY FROM BLUE NOTE VAULTS" project (ie this pinnacle of "jazz rap" lol)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ira3LoZiTWc

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satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

string sections in jazz? smh at this fool

jazz is full of string sections fyi

satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

is that one where some twat says 'funky funky'?
xp

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

I believe it is!

satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

*shudders*

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

Beautiful, piercing string sections that sound like SWORDS.

― The Not Liking Radiohead Awards (Turangalila), den 31 augusti 2011 19:59 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol a perfect description. not enough string sections arranged by ornette coleman in jazz

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

The strings in "Oh Allah" = one of the most beautiful things ever. Alice's string arrangements were so unique and never just... frosting.

The Not Liking Radiohead Awards (Turangalila), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

and Guru's jazzmatazz etc. the approach was fairly high profile for a couple years but it dead-ended quickly and by the mid-90s sampling was already getting strangled via legalities so sampling jazz records kind of dried up as a wholesale approach. I'm sure producers still mine certain records for particular sounds (snare hits, etc) but no one's looping Hank Mobley records afaict

xp

satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

sonderangerbot, actually - the strings on UC weren't arranged by Ornette. Ornette only transcribed the strings of the title track, but Alice arranged it all.

The Not Liking Radiohead Awards (Turangalila), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

strings in jazz can be great, even if they're not batshit crazy like in alice coltrane's stuff or ornette's. the charlie parker with strings album is pretty lovely, even though some jazz cats loathe it i think. same goes for the clifford brown strings album.

tylerw, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

78    John Coltrane - Coltrane (Impulse) (1962) 965 Points 10 votes
http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/c/coltra_john_coltrane~_101b.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/0TpLOjblGPWIGjZbjCKRNW

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

xp ah you're right, always thought he wrote them as well

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

STILL going to go on complaining that as laptops make it super easy and sticking it on the internet make sample laws pointless, it sucks that no-one has gone back to that style.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

strings in jazz can be great, even if they're not batshit crazy like in alice coltrane's stuff or ornette's. the charlie parker with strings album is pretty lovely, even though some jazz cats loathe it i think. same goes for the clifford brown strings album.

― tylerw, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 6:05 PM (24 seconds ago)

Or like some of Rahsaan Roland Kirk's strings! Especially on Prepare Thyself to Deal With a Miracle.

The Not Liking Radiohead Awards (Turangalila), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

^^^Coltrane is off the hook fantastic. ha, so many great coltrane albums. the opener, out of this world, is maybe my favorite extended coltrane performance, just incredible forward motion rush.

tylerw, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

I know jazz is full of string sections & I like plenty of them but I generally like my jazz less arranged

Have you heard Universal Consciousness, crut? Seems to me like something you'd dig.

The Not Liking Radiohead Awards (Turangalila), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

tyler otm

Geirge Hongriot (NickB), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

this thread has made my knowledge of jazz seem so naive

thinking of just deleting everything on my ipod and just having this list instead

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't actually - I probably would!

yeah the strings on UC aren't of the "let's make this music more palatable for the mainstream" variety -- not by a longshot.

tylerw, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

77    Miles Davis - Cookin' With The Miles Davis Quintet (1957) 966 Points, 10 votes
http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/d/davis_miles_cookinwit_101b.jpg
http://open.spotify.com/album/7jJehBSw44CijLhPaPKmTE

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

Stan Getz' Focus is my fav jazz w/strings album

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

what Miles album WON'T make it? Waterbabies?

satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

I guess having 100 slots on the ballot made it easier for people to vote for e.g. 20 Miles albums, though I can't actually remember how many people did this.

dubplates and monster munch (seandalai), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

what Miles album WON'T make it? Waterbabies?

― satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 2:22 PM (7 minutes ago)


My new prediction for number one is Tutu.

Hipster Shake Boogie (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

this thread has made my knowledge of jazz seem so naive

thinking of just deleting everything on my ipod and just having this list instead

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 2:11 PM (19 minutes ago)


Yup. I'm not posting on the Jazz D-bag thread again until I have listened to that whole spotify playlist multiple times.

Hipster Shake Boogie (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

ive never posted on that thread. as a non-muso i dont feel qualified!

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

76    David Holland Quartet - Conference of the Birds (1972) 974 Points, 8 votes
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2758/4483658568_60e1225e1c_o.jpg

Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

never heard of that one. what's the deal

satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

My new prediction for number one is Tutu.

Ssh!

dubplates and monster munch (seandalai), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

An accessible way in for people who don't like their jazz too outside but want to be able to say they like some Anthony Braxton, is part of it. Thing is, the heads are great and the playing's great, too.

Halal Spaceboy (WmC), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

I take that back -- I'm relistening now and Braxton and Rivers are not taking any prisoners.

Halal Spaceboy (WmC), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

also lol i guess i did buy esp! haven't listened yet to see if that crazy scratch has destroyed it or i got bargain miles awesomeness

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link


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