Bloomberg: What the hell is his problem?

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what pct live in apts with a windowless room? don't answer.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

it may be annoying (i have a 1-bedroom but the living room and kitchen have windows) but it's sensible advice. the mayor of Hoboken recommended the same thing FWIW.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, this is a silly thing to get pissed off with Bloomberg about!

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

it shows the automatic-pilot elitism, typical of all high-level pols but rather pronounced in him.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

this is insane

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

that we don't have windowless rooms?

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, but I, for example, am in a tenement 2Br and we have windows in every room.

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

right but there's still a decision you can make w/r/t which room seems safer

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

which was basically all bloomberg was saying...

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah fyi every single government official and broadcaster on the eastern seaboard has said this exact thing in the past 2 days, angrily reviving a thread about one of them because of your political opposition to them is just well it's just almost too morbz

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

also it's not like there's gonna be some correlation between 'people w/ a room w/ no windows' and 'rich people' - lots of the 'worst' rooms in the city are gonna have no windows and lots of rich people are living in glass-y window-lovin skyscrapers.

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

OMG Morbs, the "stay in a room with no windows" is also advice they give you in a tornado here in the Midwest, this isn't like something new Bloomberg pulled out of his ass just to piss you off.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

if you're so worried about debris flying through your window, then go to a shelter.

really, this is just pissing and moaning for the sake of pissing and moaning.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, reading boilerplate 'Prompter shit from the fuckin' Midwest is another example of Bloomie's expertise.

xxp

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

Alfred, shouldnt you be picking up teens at the video arcade?

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

hey let's find an example of an office-holding politician you admire and agree with who has issued this completely standard and logical warning -- oh right n/m

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

"shall we play a game of donkey dong?"

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

iatee already said it, but there are plenty of the new yuppie/hedge-funder condos that have tons of windows. this is just basic safety, not another sally in the Class War for Christ's sake.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

then again, maybe Dennis Perrin lives in a studio walk-up and can write a suitably angry opinion piece about all of the "clueless" politicos. won't do shit, but hey you gotta keep occupied during the storm amirite?!?

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

i do like the idea of windowless rooms being the mark of the high class

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

"i finally knew i had made it when i could sit in a dark, small, windowless room during a tropical storm"

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

The only windowless room I remember being in, in Brooklyn, was ian j0hns0n's! we smoked some shit.

Perrin lives in Michigan, dilly

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

also not all rooms w/ windows are the same thing - an older tenement w/ a window to a central shaft area / small courtyard would presumably be less dangerous than a window facing a large open on-the-grid-avenue

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not really worried about the windows, but there are two skylights for which the covers don't seem to be very well attached. and the ceiling has leaked before

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

FIX THAT, BLOOMBERG

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

what about if you have a window big enough for a cow to be blown through what then

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think anyone on ilx lives in staten island

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

this thread's revival is Exhibit A as to why politicians don't (and shouldn't) try to court the chronic malcontent vote.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

I was generally happy with the Democratic Party in 1974-75, fyi

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

2 years out of a 200+ year run isn't exactly a strong refutation of a charge of chronic malcontentism.

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

Progressive Era was nice too

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

so now I'm 200+ yo?

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

lol i wasn't gonna say

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

haha yeah

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

as someone who tends to agree with/defend you, morbs, it's necessary to know precisely what it is you're upset about

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

4llyz4y is "furious" too, btw, so count yr blessings!

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

boilerplate 'Prompter shit from the fuckin' Midwest

I know the midwest has a bad rap but don't they know a thing or two about severe wind storms.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

it's possible to get pissed at the general "the sky is falling!" alarmism in the media and the government about the hurricane and the moronic behavior of some NY-area residents (all of that is pissing me off, too) and to also get pissed off when someone is getting his nose all bent out of shape over being asked to avoid being next to windows.

what is Bloomberg supposed to say? "i think it's advisable that you stay away from windows ... but hey, if you wanna get cut to ribbons by shards of flying glass or impaled by a telephone poll that's your call"?!?

Murdered plants communicate with a bowl of shrimps in another room! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

howbout "For those of you who have windows everywhere..."

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

your studio sounds pretty nice

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

if you live in a place with bad hurricane conditions you go stay somewhere else fuckin duh

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

"avoid basements BUT I LIVE IN A BASEMENT WHAT THE HELL"

some dude, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

PeanutFreeMom Debra Jones-O'Brien
Our town has opened up several emergency shelters for the storm, but I just got us reservations at the Hyatt instead. #Irene
58 minutes ago

J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

"family room, no windows please"

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

#hurricanechic

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

Disney World is awesome during a hurricane, I'm told.

a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

mickey maelstrom

Richter scale? I hardly even knew 'er! (darraghmac), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

i was gonna stay with a friend's family but they're west of me and more in the direct path according to the latest models. i may drive into campus, bring a blanket, some food and water, and stuff to read, park my car in one of the parking garages and ride it out in my pharmacy building, which has fridges, microwaves, lots of places to hide, etc. could be kinda fuckin awesome actually

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link


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