how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

wikipedia be schoolin.

whao nyc wow i should learn to read more careful $45 wtf!

i will attempt to track some down and report back!

lol 100x more $ than in thailand

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/dining/09mang.html

http://www.downtownexpress.com/de_26/findingaforbidden.html

haha i was going to make the big hoos joke max made

i am going to eat mangosteens and if i can't find them here i will def be able to find them when in vancouver in december - exciting new fruit adventures!

i am not fedex-ing you any b/c i want to help protect america from all the world's pests and mangosteen terroorrism

noooo but...

srsly i have a fedex # i will give it to you and you will send to me!

and i will send you something awz from nyc!

actually i guess i could just ask people i actually like know irl in vancouver

but they are stooned and unreliable

if i promise to send them records for a job well done it could work

yr extreme enthusiasm means i am going to see what i can do to contaminate yr country

are you coming in december?

o awz robyn

more updates http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/08/dining/08mang.html

sounds like they were here in august

ohman i want to come to nyc in december! esp now hearing that major stars are playing on the 8th. but i think i just have to not :( i defend my thesis on the 13th (yaay) so really really should be studying up for that. nyc in december is so awesome tho

until you go above 14th street

i went past 14th street once last time - it was weird
thought also abt going to galleries but did not. the park is above 14th though! i like the park. i want more brooklyn etc hanging out. oh nyc.

Extra bike always at your service.

I need to attempt to recover my bike :(

i ate 2 more, total: 8

i am pretty impressed by that

ty. the # of clementines ive consumed in my life is a little bit scary for me to think abt.

How is stomach?

v strong devours all never complains

in the NW, we call em SATSUMAS.
They come wrapped in COPYRIGHT NOTICE.

Clementines != satsumas. Satsumas are the king of fruits. I have eaten 0 clementines in 2008. I have comfortably eaten 500+ satsumas. Daily intake increases further in the run-up to Christmas.

How to recognize

satusma: smooth, baggy skin, tastes like a million virgins are showering you with lotus blossoms

clementine: dimpled, tight skin, tastes like cheap cologne and fried chicken

500+ future eaten satsumas whoa

Britain is one year ahead.

Also I have had two beers and am writing paper for publication in 2008 and my mind is weeping.

clementines are better tho

i have only eaten half a v small apple, 4 fresh dates and a v small tomato, fruitwise, and i don't even call tomatoes fruit so that doesn't really count
i gotta up my game
for 2008

I may start satsumas.xls for 2008.

actually that is retarded

hah

wait what abt a thread?

I clipped about 60 satsumas from my aunt jewell's tree last week
shook down about three dozen pecans, too
and held a grasshopper in my hand who was as long as my index finger

wow, can I visit?

How many poops have you guys done today?

i ate 4 apples (fuji)

sorry I killed your thread with poop-chat, jhoshea.

You and I should see you can eat the most citrus in 2008, you or I.

or you

u never no

i had 3 today. only thing i like about the holiday season are clementines.

they sell mangosteen powder at the veg market across the street from me. i'm sure this is -9874398w74645 times as good as the real thing

ch0wh0und has some mangosteen obsessives. they occasionally post alert threads to let others know that smuggled fruits are available in chinatown somewhere. if you really want them, it would probably be worth checking searching the manhattan board during mangosteen season.

ok thx 4 the tip!

ceka - challenge accepted!

clementine total today: 0

Today: three satsumas so far

Only 2, I finished off the crate this morning. I probably ate 10 yesterday.

2.

yesterday 2 clementines
lined up for today 2 clementines

('baked')

Switched over to tangerines this week. $1 cheaper per box at my grocery store.

just bought a box and they are all pale yellow and dry and chewy on the insides. this is the worst. can they turn into a weird pie or something??

http://www.sunpacific.com/images/display5.jpg

Best to just trash them when they get like that.

last nite: 7

bought a box from whole foods that are super juicy, so delish

Shit, what has happened to the clementines? I bought a box yesterday and they're tasteless with a weird texture.

Mine have all been very maleable. Recently I bought a box with a bunch that were partially rotten. It's been a bummer. When did California have that cold snap?

yeah, they're hit and miss. i think i'm done for the season

I am eating a Taste the Difference 'easy peeler' and it smells exactly of Christmas.

little buddies™

https://oppy.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fsn_full/notes/Clementines%20July%202015.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/LvTNxZs.jpg

suite from the love for three oranges

beautiful

citrus is the best kind of fruit

what do y'all think of sumos

top level citrus imho

yes truly

One yesterday. One today. One tomorrow?

that's lightweight sumo

two
we are back in business!

only had 1 left, poor performance unless i can get to the store later