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jaymc's catalog of creepiness.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://pix4us.com/40037/pix/icon_bolt.gif

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

wow.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry that is all i can answer, i am pretty stoned right now and going out for beerz in the lively city of montreal

also i guess i didn't say anything about n/a's persona, but he's known for snarky humor that ally approves of cuz she uh said something once about him being funny, also other stuff

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc, you're not a W&M grad yourself, are you?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY.

(he's less creepy in person. but it still freaks me out a bit. at least he likes beer, right? RIGHT.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

(that OKAY was an xpost to jaymc. i also said it in real life. obv.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc is a kalamazoo college grad! < /crepey>

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

EMAN
JAMYC

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

eman seconded!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

eman:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/E-Man

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

eman is very private

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

he's very groovin

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i like to think of him as the Martian Manhunter of the noize board.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope eman is a drug dealer and not named after a comic book

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

EMAN: African American (that's all I know)

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW...MORE JAYMC CREEPOGRAPHYS PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

got to love how jaymc didnt bother to continue getting to know Tremendoid after he realized the guy was African-American.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

scandalous!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I want 'African American (that's all I know)' on a t-shirt!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc check out my webbers: http://www.blacktown.net/

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i want jaymc to be the official biographer of the noiseboard.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link

FOR EXAMPLE, WHITE SERIAL KILLERS KILL OTHER WHITES (WHITE CANNIBAL JEFFERY DAHMER ONLY KILLED BLACKS BECAUSE THEY WERE "TASTIER" AND "EASIER" TARGETS.)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:24 (seventeen years ago) link

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
IT'S JUST A LITTLE RUMP ROAST, January 24, 2002
Reviewer: "mcutt" (NY, NY USA) - See all my reviews

One of the finest low-budget bio-pics I have ever laid eyes upon. Carl Crew is absolutely captivating in his totally unrealistic yet powerful portrayal of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. Nevermind that the real Dahmer was a frail, introverted type, Crew's Dahmer is a charismatic and well-built guy who is seen lifting weights between murders, and kind of looks like a porn star. Physical anomalies aside, Carl Crew assumes the role of Dahmer with ease, murdering men he meets around town and kidnapping asian boys. The dialogue shines throughout, giving us true insight to the mind of this madman. I've been waiting for this DVD release for a long time, my prayers have been answered! Carl Crew, where are you?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i think we should ask jaymc what he knows about us and score him on accuracy.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
Venison. a little gamey but...., February 9, 2002
Reviewer: Philip J Raffaele Jr (Mahopac, NY United States) - See all my reviews
Easily one of the most quotable films that I've ever seen. Never mind you've never heard of Carl Crew, you'll be pleasantly surprised by his finely honed acting chops. This film rests comfortably on the 'Cult' shelf in select Video shops for good reason.

The movie follows the trials and tribulations of young Dahmer, as he searches to find himself and his troublesome sexual identity. Along the way he clumsily seduces a number of low-budget actors with decent success. Dramatic violence and reaction from his family and neighbors causes mass hysteria. There are so many highlights to this film. Crying to his father on the phone, Drilling holes in young boys heads, Prank calling his mother and insinuating his own demise.

The DVD format has just been validated.

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― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS THREAD IS GONNA GET BANANAS.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

O.NATE: lives in New York, I'm guessing early 30s, likes Outkast and Missy Elliott and Stephen Malkmus, seems well-cultured and thoughtful, skinny and wears nice sweaters

wow, I didn't know O.Nate was 40% of the people on ILM

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I know Carl Crew the filmmaker, ex mortician and freak show archiveist. I play his club sometimes. http://www.ciaabnormalarts.com

thanks for the answers jaymc, you are sweet. can you answer the rest soon?

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

REVIEW ILXORS

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc what do you know about gabbneb?

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

HE IS A JEWISH LAWYER, HE USES A TIMEPORT, HE LOVES PHISH

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

review ilxors...

"steve shasta, the gygax! bro-core side project... "

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

*licks picture of Mike Gordon*

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

REVIEW ME JAYMC

OPEN UP YOUR SPREADSHEET TO ALL OF US

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

raise your hand if you're BOTH impressed AND creeped out...

otm.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

but flattered too.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i know that gabbneb agrees with christgau 90% of the time

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I got jaymc to smoke some kweed and then we went and had beer with people and now he is laughing his ass off at this (or so I interpret. I mean, I'm laughing. Okay, of course he's laughing.)

I kinda know nothing about anyone, I realize. But maybe this is just all highly relative...

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought o.nate lives in Hoboken.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link

that's hobo.nate

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought hobos were gear's thing.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

no, couches! ;-)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

eman is very private
-- cutty (holle...), May 1st, 2006 8:01 PM. (mcutt) (admin) (userip)

he's very groovin
-- Stormy Davis (electrifyingmoj...), May 1st, 2006 8:05 PM. (diamond) (admin) (userip)

haha. just got this.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1871/emangroovin8xx.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

OH YEAH I GAVE THAT AS A PRESENT ONCE IN COLLEGE

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc is in a band

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

lives in chicago

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

first name: John

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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I wouldn't know how to find you, CP (unless that's your fb name). LJ gave you a big clue on my name though.

― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

who is/was Hungry4Ass? did anyone know them personally? are they still around under another name?

― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

cankles aka adri4n

― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

mid-era edgelord who bounced iirc

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

never made the cankles/ade connection, thx

― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

he seemed like he was less edgelord-y in the Princess Tamtam era through Hungry4Ass until the end, when we went off the deep-end and used gay slurs like they were running out of style in the Hillary thread.

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 04:46 (three years ago) link

I like to imagine that somewhere out there, jaymc continues to update his .xls, and that he is there for us if we need him

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

He posted on the politics thread a couple of hours ago.

― pplains, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

jaymc, if you could tell me where I live, it'd make my week (without checking my ip of course)

― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

he'll do u one better and knock on your door in 5 mins

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

✖

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:49 (three years ago) link

I know this but I don't know if ✖ wants the doxxxing...

former username rhymed with "Connie Brunch"

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 12 December 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link

ohhhhhhhh cool

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

who is gyac

― jaymc, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link

dom passantino I think

― imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

give you a clue

― new variant (onimo), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:53 (three years ago) link

they have a cat

― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:55 (three years ago) link

who is gyac

fuck knows tbf

― scampish inquisition (gyac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 00:34 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Did Saxby D. Elder ever turn into anyone? That's one of those names I used to see a lot when I first joined ilx. I don't have any specific memories of them except their name. But when I see it every once in a while, I'm like "what happened to that guy?"

― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

And they've been mostly unmentioned on ilx since their last post in 2010.

― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

jimbeaux??

― jaymc, Thursday, 27 October 2022 02:57 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

xii?

― mh, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 03:37 (one year ago) link

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