thread for tombot to update every time he gets a bit of a drink on and suddenly realizes the entire human race would be better off dead

the other great thing about bloody marys is that if you are stuck in a bar with shitty beer prices and no hard liquor U_U you can have them sub sake in their "bloody beer" recipe which = good taste and tons more alcohol content for the same price

tricks of the cheap bastard intinerant drunkard trade

cougar drink

also, dan, i am of the (v8 rather than tomato juice) - horseradish + clamato + a1 steak sauce + hot hot sauce bloody mary contingent

xpost

I am afraid of clamato.

oh man i have the next-day drinky-shakes, and i didn't even get very drinky yesterday

MAN UP xpost

i feel guilty because i dont feel all that hungover anymore, so my posting on this thread seems like BIG FAKER

You're not tombot, so I think you're okay.

xpost WELL MAYBE I WILL THEN

oh man i have the next-day drinky-shakes, and i didn't even get very drinky yesterday

http://www.cleanandsobernotdead.com/If_Found_Call_Sponsor.jpg

i had to compete with both raggett siblings, tom.

drinking is not a competition, remy. it's a compulsion, a habit. and it can turn deadly.

You only deny it's a competition, Tom, because you were not drinking against my sis and I. As Remy rightfully notes.

wonder how a bloody mary would taste with la la la la la lala absolut ruby red?

what in the hell is your deal right now

http://www2.absolut.com/rubyred

^^^^^^ V V V V IMPORTANT

-- HI DERE, Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:25 AM (Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:25 AM) Bookmark Link

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

tombot do you ever watch the serial killer docs on msnbc?

haha yeah I'm watching the BTK one right now. I only watch TV at work though

I canxed my directv and replaced it by adding another disc to my netflix sub

also:

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

-- bell_labs, Saturday, March 29, 2008 3:15 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you are fucking correct lady

haha i'm watching BTK too

I am drinking wine instead of learning music I have to rehearse tomorrow: is this wrong?

yup

fuck

Can't you do both?

I mean, my plan is seriously to read my textbook and have a drink or two.

Also finish my PHARMACOLOGY MIX CD, which I will present to a classmate tomorrow who I know will appreciate it. I'm still looking for more stuff that I have to put on it...

i think i might start drinking now to ease the pain of expensive auto repairs.

Okay, that sucks. The expensive auto repair part, I mean.

it is very lame but my car is no longer making an alarming noise so that's good. and i have three dogfish heads leftover from yesterday! the best thing about high abv beers: do not need to finish the entire six-pack the night i buy it.

it's like $2 extra for a six-pack but it makes up for it in getting you wasted more efficiently

guys 40s are getting kind of expensive?

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

-- bell_labs, Saturday, March 29, 2008 4:15 PM (Saturday, March 29, 2008 4:15 PM) Bookmark Link

this is kind of gross. i had it once and it made my bloody mary taste really bad. a lot of hot sauce is way bettar.

sriracha in bloody marys is the best, actually.

i haven't had one in so long! the last bloody mary i had was in some crappy sub-ruby tuesday's restaurant in western PA with my mom, it was like two feet tall in a skinny glass and salty as hell. tza we need to do a brunch sometime.

god yes. i went to brunch last week and had a guava mimosa (which was incredibly good, esp since i always prefer bloody marys at brunch). that was the first time i'd been in MONTHS! so yes, sooooon.

we go to a japanese place in prospect heights almost every sunday. you need to come, it is awesome. no bloody marys though but the sake mimosas or plum wines with soda are passable. and the food makes up for it!

sriracha in bloody marys is the best

see now this is the smartest thing i've read on the internet all day

there are not enough spicy drinks in the world.

i can't believe you haven't tried that yet, jergins! it is heavenly.

hi there plz to send recipes for mixed drinks involving vodka. I am cutting down on calories which means cutting down on beer. ;_;

p.s. I hate orange juice.

cranberry and pineapple
gingerbeer
guava juice
apricot juice
apple and blackcurrant

vodka on the rocks

GREYHOUND/SALTY DOG RULES ALL

^^^ Same drink or two different ones?

ginger beer mad otm

any fruit juice save apple & oj

ginger beer and if possible a lime wedge go great with vodka, rum, whiskey, basically everything.

also just infusing the shit out of some vodka with ginger...mm.

i am right now living my dream of living in a jamaican neighborhood so that there is ginger beer in all of the delis and supermarkets. it is the best.

on my 21st bday i had 4,000 moscow mules

yeah well the letter left are "joed" and whatchu gonna do with that my slippery sealet

rhymes with choad

just saying

ACE ONE, BLKBYC

j for jagger
d for didn't
o for owned
e for estela

i am left speechless

speechless by seatle

xD

^^grinning pirate emoticon

i thot it were mor lmao than pirata

ALso: i am drunk, so this appropriate thread

can we not bring pirates into this, please

i am probably going to call jordan s. gordon s. from now on.

I’m tired and emotional and sometimes we should be allowed to use words like our cousins do across the pond.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, May 24, 2018 10:45 PM

Haha yes very good

I forgot to bump this last night

we don't want bumps, we want updates

update

look at how many women were posting here 10 years ago just to talk about flavored vodkas and hangovers

we've really failed on every front

The old ilx had the best women

Some i would even date

Ya i said it

:(

oh man if I ever get an iphone I'm going to have to retire as a hardman, just for the sake of peace and liberty

― El Tomboto, Friday, April 4, 2008 4:43 AM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I canna wait to get idiotically Bloody Mary'd w/ tombot next monf

― Dr Morbius, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:19 AM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink