ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?

WOW

poopfear

^^^^

Much like I am savvy enough NOT to open a poopgift (or an "Everybody Loves Raymond"gift, ugh).

DAN WENT TO HARVARD, GUYS

He should get a package of a wide variety of poops from nature placed in the chocolate-holders of a Whitman's sampler box.

Dan please you tube it when you open the box of poopies

You guys, I ain't opening shit.

(see what I did there?)

why is dan so sure he'll know it's the shit?

2 packages 1 Dan

^^^^^^^ Okay lol

I'm pretty sure this is a winning reality show concept.

Would John be too ethical to cross the writer's picket lines to pitch it? Only his philosophy degree knows for sure.

Like deal or no deal, but no one wants to win.

But Howie Mandell will be blessedly absent.

I thought that was a Zappa kid!

Nope. That was a box of poop.

FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON

hey dan what is yr address? why because i found an iphone on the sidewalk and i want to send it to you

I already have an iPhone, thanks!

this is one of those NEW iphones that comes with a free, um, coupon for, uh. . .stuff.

I don't want to be greedy. Maybe you should send it to John?

no no no i don't think you get it, this iphone has a giant hard drive, too so you can hold all of your pictures, mp3's, etc. all we need is your address (you can post it here on the interweb) to send you yr free gift

Send it to:

John Justen
XXX CrXtin Ave. S. #X
Saint Paul, MN 55XXX

wait i don't under stand, your name is not John Justen and you don't live in St. Paul. Please try again, thx

i just really want you to have this phone

So no one explained to Mr. Que that Dan and John are twins?

Kinda like in that movie with Arnold Schwartzenegger and Danny DeVito.

Damn I'm glad I check this board out every now and then.

Please let it be that john justen lives on New Cretin Avenue

John Justen & The New Cretins

Nu-Cretins

NOTE: call dibs on band names in this thread

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~jg27paw4/yr09/yr09_29b.gif

Who is Dan Poop?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/2088349848_0ed4de1c19.jpg

Pan Forte /= Poop

I know this makes everyone on this thread sad.

Don't make me post the pic of you doing "poopy jazz hands"

It's PAN FORTE and god that is an awful picture of me.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Sara for teaching us all how to say "bowl full of poo" in french.

Pan forte = ITALIAN

and it means "strong bread," Scurvy

How much strong bread do you have to eat to make your "Pan Forte" look like that?

I wish I wasn'nt so lazy; I'd make one and deliver it to your house personally.

(go ahead and interpret that however you want)

He should get a package of a wide variety of poops from nature placed in the chocolate-holders of a Whitman's sampler box.

-- Abbott, Wednesday, December 5, 2007 7:53 PM (5 days ago)

or as stocking stuffers.

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BUMP

lxy, last night, on the band Midlake: "I mean, if they stole from someone good, they might be alright. This, it's like mailing someone poop!"

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

lol lxy

get those votes in. important stuff going on here.

too right.

BUMP AS BIRTHDAY SUGGESTION

Get to work yourself on this yourself if you want to, Scurvy. Just don't blame me when you and Dan have a Big Fight.

(Yes, I know that is you, John; you can't hide behind exclamation points and not expect me to recognize you. I think I know you better than THAT.)

might be Dan, you ever think of that, LADY KNOW-IT-ALL?

Yeah, first of all, you really don't look THAT much alike, second of all, I hardly think Dan is going to try to persuade me to send him poop in the mail.

Now get your ass to bed; you're sick and you need to get better. (Clearly you must have a high fever if you think I was going to believe you were Dan for ONE SECOND.)

Sara, I think you should consider mailing Dan poop.

i like the way this jergiins fellow thinks.

Well, you both obviously know what I'll be giving you for YOUR birthdays.

A VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HI DERE POLL

Dan is thity-five in
half an hour, so
this is for him.

Those down days
When you felt so young
And everything seemed

You saw the people
Around You
Getting old

You wake up
The teenage yearn is
Gone for you

It happens to others
It happens all the time
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

The candles on the cake
Waiting to be blown
Wish I was
An other

Tis the season, just saying

i hear that dan is remodeling his bathroom so this would really be a perfect time tbh

Tia the season

Still not doing it!

Well that's not what you said in the other thread.

Time for John to take a literacy test.

Merry Christmas!

You say it's your birthday
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Here Sara, feel free to use this if you dropped the ball on getting the shipment out on time

http://i.myniceprofile.com/73/7310.gif

thats hot

just makes me glad I work on a pulmonary unit rather than one that focuses on GI

HAP{PY BIRTHDYat

fitting

its not too late, amazon now can still send a drone payload out to his house