The Watchmen: Classic, duh!

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(Camelot 3000 does actually have a penultimate lez-up scene, you know.)

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm going to retract my comment about Watchmen's storyline being not so great, because I realized it's an inversion of all traditional superhero stories. In Watchmen, the superheroes do not thwart the villain's plans in the nick of time, and they do not save the world (except indirectly, through their failure to stop Veidt). I think Moore even spells this out for us, Veidt reprimanding Night Owl and the rest with his evaluation of their "heroism" -- "your greatest triumph is failing to prevent the world's salvation" or something like that (God I hope that's not a verbatim quote because if it is that means I'm an irredeemable nerd). Moore is, among other things, out to subvert established superhero traditions, and to do that he borrows and fucks with the familiar templates -- and I think that in this case, that includes the story structure of Bad Guy Threatens World With Giant Psychic Monster.

Josh Davis (josh_anomaly), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

That inversion's there in little ways, too -- Night Owl's infatuation, if not more, with the dominatrix-looking supervillainess (I haven't read it in awhile, but you know the one I mean probably), as a flip of the Batman-Catwoman "I beat you up and lock you up, someday we're gonna get it on" dynamic.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Hoo-ah, my public library has Camelot 3000, I will take it out now!

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost, and the whole issue with the 1974 Police Strike as well.

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I would have liked to have been reading it at the time, just to get the full impact of the end of the penultimate issue "half an hour ago".

I think the ending is an important part of Moore's views on superheroes (at that time: in a recent interview he said "I had a bad week 15 years ago and everyone's still suffering"): the path that starts "you will do good or we will beat you up" leads swiftly to giant mind-control aliens and The Big Lie in general.

And now Ned with the news...

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 27 May 2004 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Re-reading this recently. Puzzler: Why, when Adrian relates his master plan to Dan, Rorschach, etc., and admitting to murdering half of NYC, does he lie about having also murdered his servants?

Josh Anomaly (josh_anomaly), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Perhaps he has more emotional attachment to them, and therefore feels actual guilt about killing them?

Does he lie about killing them? this must be researched.

DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:20 (nineteen years ago) link

That's a good thought. He's pretty detached and tactical about what he does to NYC. He does seem to lie about killing them. He seems to give them drugged wine and then opens the vivarium once they're either incapacitated or already dead; later, in describing how airtight his plans were to Dan and the others, he makes a reference to his servants, the only others to know of his plot, having died by drunkenly opening the vivarium.

Josh Anomaly (josh_anomaly), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

But what's the point of killing them in the first place? He doesn't try to kill Dan and the others (he only attacks Dr. Manhattan when he's threatening him) because he's sure they won't tell the world about his plot. Wouldn't this apply to the servants as well? Surely they'd be more loyal to him than the "heroes"?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 18 June 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

That's another good question. Not sure what Adrian's motivations are as a character but Moore's motivations may be to make Adrian conform to the role of "pharaoh" -- Veidt, in his discourse to his servants about his personal history and inspirations, makes mention of pharaohs entrusting their secrets to their servants, and of those secrets being sealed forever upon the pharaoh's death by the burial of the still-living servants in the pharaoh's tomb. I guess this was the arctic equivalent.

Josh Anomaly (josh_anomaly), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

. . . which may also imply Veidt was not sure he'd survive the inevitable confrontation?

Josh Anomaly (josh_anomaly), Friday, 18 June 2004 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

He's certain (and right) that the heroes can be blackmailed. Telling the world and destroying the imminent peace would not be worth it. He's presumably not so confident about his servants. Because heroes are those sort of people and servants aren't.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link

So Ozymandias is an elitist?

Chris F. (servoret), Monday, 21 June 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

SHOCKER!!!

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Caught a subtle & cool moment while re-reading the book. Jon, on Mars, having difficulty seeing the future. He makes a reference to killing someone but seems unsure who; in light of who that someone turns out to be (Rorschach), the phrasing takes on a brilliant double-meaning: "I am standing in deep snow, I am killing someone. Their identity is uncertain." I love it.

Josh Anomaly (josh_anomaly), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
I know what you mean about the ending Tuomas, but I do think it works in the end. The important thing is that the U.S. and Russia get an opportunity to release tensions and stop escalation without either losing face, and that the chance to open up lines of peaceful communication is enough (maybe not to create "utopia", but to stop the cold war at least).

-- Jordan (j0rdanc0h3...), May 25th, 2004.

...but didn't anyone notice that at the very end of the comic book, in the last panel, seymour the new frontiersman office assistant guy is fumbling his hands through the papers in the 'crank file', indicating that he eventually may find Rorshach's Journal.?

and remember, it is Rorschach's journal which contains the trail leading to Ozymandias's plans, which if uncovered could threaten the world peace Veidt created.

hence the symbolism of the ketchup stain landing on seymour smiley face shirt, forming the bloodied comedian logo, implying the comedian (and the war-centric worldview to which he belongs) will have the last laugh.

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I think everyone noticed the final panel: that's the famous open ending of Watchmen. Seymour's boss says something like, "I leave it entirely to you hands". That last line is obviously meant for the reader: he can himself decide whether Seymour'll pick the journal from the crank file, or some other paper - whether the truth'll come out or not.

I don't think the bloody smiley is a symbol for The Comedian, rather than for the whole comic (remember, the blood stain implies the death of Comedian). But Moore hints elsewhere what he thinks will happen after the ending. The sailor in the pirate stroy is obviously Ozymandias' alter ego; Ozymandias even tells he sometimes dreams of swimming towards a great ship. In the pirate story the sailor tries to save the ones he loves, but his attempt is misguided, and he fails horribly. So Moore is implying Ozymandias will eventually loose. In the end, Moore the anarchist thinks people's freedom to decide is more important than anything else. This is the biggest irony of Watchmen: in the final chapter, Rorschach the fascist becomes the hero, whereas Ozymandias the left-wing vegetarian is the villain. No matter how much we (and Moore, no doubt) revile Rorschach's ideological views, we have to sympathize with him for refusing to accept Ozymandias totalitarian plan.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:27 (eighteen years ago) link

The blood smiley and its variations are more symbolic of messy human flaws on inhuman perfections, I thought.

From another viewpoint, Moore is saying that Ozymandias has already lost.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 2 June 2005 09:04 (eighteen years ago) link

The blood smiley and its variations are more symbolic of messy human flaws on inhuman perfections, I thought.

I agree, but that's sort of the whole theme of the comic. Imperfect perfections. Like the whole symmetry/mirror image thing - I guess most of you have noticed that chapter five has a symmetrical structure; each panel has a corresponding mirror image panel. So the fist panel of the chapter corresponds with the last panel on the first row of the final page, etc. And the two middle pages form a symmetrical image - Ozymandias hitting a guy with statue, so that they're bodies form an big "X". (X is kinda like the symbol of the whole story, just like V was that of V for Vendetta - in V the direction of the story is linear, down and up, whereas Watchmen is all about choices, crossroads, open endings. Seymour can either pick the book or not.) But for the whole story to be symmetrical the mirror image should be between chapters 6 and 7 (because the whole story has 12 chapters), not in chapter 5. So it's a broken symmetry, just like with the bloody smiley, just like with Comedian's face. Imperfect perfection.

Note: I didn't come up with these ideas by myself. If you have lots of spare time, I'd suggest visiting this excellent Watchmen site.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 2 June 2005 10:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm, looks like that site hasn't been updated for quite a while... Well, it's still has huge amounts of stuff to read.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 4 June 2005 05:55 (eighteen years ago) link

one of the things I have always found a bit strange about Watchmen is how Adrian Veidt is meant to be the smartest man in the world, yet he has a piss easy password on his computer. So, is he smart in a way that doesn't really get computers (it happens), or was he deliberately using his computer system as a lure to bring investigators to him?

DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 5 June 2005 08:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Pride goeth before a synthetic telepathic alien teleports into NYC and kills several million people bringing about world peace.

Huk-L, Monday, 6 June 2005 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

That's a good question, DV. Maybe it's because of Adrian's latent narcissism. Maybe he wanted to let the "heroes" know what he's doing, to bear witness to his master plan. I mean, if you'd for twenty years operated a secret plan to save the earth, in the end you'd want someone to know of your genius - yet it has to be someone who won't spill his beans.

Or maybe Moore just didn't know shit about computers in 1986.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 06:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Frankly, this is sort of a relief.
From Comicbookresources.com:

WATCHMEN

Variety (subscription required) is reporting that the Alan Moore property has been placed in "turnaround," meaning that the studio has effectively pulled the plug on any movie through Paramount. The producers, Larry Gordon and Lloyd Levin are taking the movie to other studios, hoping to get re-signed. Thanks to Michael Dunne for the heads up on that.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Or maybe Moore just didn't know shit about computers in 1986.

easy to crack computers were a real staple of 1980s fiction - viz. Wargames.

I think, though, that it's possible Alan Moore just knew dick about computer systems. See how easy it was for V to hack into Fate in V For Vendetta.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Well that's what I meant obviously.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

guys, do you really want to see three dozen panels of night owl guessing passwords?

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

> guys, do you really want to see three dozen panels of night owl guessing passwords?

yes, especially if they were alternately red and green panels where the lights from a nearby hotel sign were flashing on and off. 8)

the computer system told him the password was almost right and would he like to add something to it, the II in Rameses II iirc. real computers would never do this but it was necessary for the plot (pointing out that Ozy associated more with RII ("Rameses The Great") rather than RI who only reigned for a couple of years - more of his 'latent narcissism')

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 12:35 (eighteen years ago) link

8)

is that a superhero emoticon?

Huk-L, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link



Ridiculously classic.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 16 June 2005 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
I'm sorta re-reading it (the ABSOLUTE WATCHMEN version, that is - Dave Gibbons' art looks very nice), and I'm noticing a lot more in the details than I was before (hey! more smiley-button splatter!), but GOD some of the dialogue (especially between Silk Spectre & Nite Owl) makes me wanna slap someone. And the juxtapositions are a bit much (cf. where Dr. Manhattan is getting assaulted by the press after the cancer rumors are made public, and a Secret Service agent type is saying double-entendre stuff as NO & SS are beating up thugs & getting randy), especially when the dialogue is contorted to make the juxtaposition k-obvious.

Maybe the password scene would've worked better if it was "shot" from behind the monitor?

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link

You probably know this, but there's jpegs of a huge Watchmen article from EW on Noosarama

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link

EW is pwned by WB

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I'M POSTING THIS AGAIN BCUZ NOBODY SAID SHIT ABOUT IT LAST TIME AND I'M POUTING.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE PRESENCE OF BLUE NADS ON MY WORK COMPUTER

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Mmmm...omnipotent genitalia flavored vodka!

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Obv. they should install a little spigot on the front of the bottle.

I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, someone needs to invent a blue drink called Dr. Manhattan.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

2 ounces Rye Whiskey
3/4   ounce Sweet Vermouth
3 dashes Bitters

Stir and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with isotopes.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

You forgot to remove the intrinsic field. That's the most important step of all.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

tsk, the Doctor Manhattan should clearly include Blue Curacao in its ingredients somewhere.

Mark C (Markco), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

I had a funny conversation yesterday with a guy who is discovering "graphic novels", and was interested in reading Watchmen becuae he has seen it showing up in lists of best books of the 20th century and stuff. The great thing was that he seemed to basically have never heard of superheroes, so he was saying "I've looked at it in shops, and it seems to be about, you know, crime fighters and stuff, but it is meant to be very good".

It would be great to have never heard of superheroes... it would be so exciting to then discover them.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not sure you could deal with superheros, without that childhood grounding.

if you have no previous, then watchmen has nothing to subvert.

Hamildan, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I think the whole subversion angle is a bit overstated. For a lot of people, Watchmen would have been the first comic they ever read, and they still love it.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, strip it of all the deconstructive post-modernism and it's still a cracking mystery-cum-science-fiction story.

chap, Monday, 19 May 2008 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

For real!

Abbott, Monday, 19 May 2008 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm the only person who hated Watchmen I guess. And not in an iconoclastic, "ain't I a rebel" way either. A friend gave me Watchmen and Transmet at the same time (when I was starting college and getting back into college for the first time since grade school). Transmet was amazing and I fell in love with comics again because of it. Watchmen felt boring, self-indulgent and way pretentious. The pages of text? The ridiculous pirate comics? Ugh. I still can't stand it today.

Mordy, Monday, 19 May 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Getting back into comics for the first time, I meant.

Mordy, Monday, 19 May 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Def. I was just thinking I want to re-read it now that I've read a bunch of the Golden/Silver Age stuff to which it was a response.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 May 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link

hope Alan enjoys this. maybe after watching the tv series

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 16 July 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

in his flat in London

bat ain't Thad (sic), Thursday, 16 July 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

Alan famously resides in his hometown of Northampton, sic. surprised at that from you

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 16 July 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

I base all my Alan Moore knowledge on the public statements of Zack Snyder, as fact-checked by entertainment media

bat ain't Thad (sic), Thursday, 16 July 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Anyways, within a few decades people would still have forgotten the alien and the cold war would be back in effect, unless Ozymandias would keep bombarding the Earth again and again with new aliens.

just finished the tv show and saw this early thread comment !

mark e, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

ahh ... just re-read - its a quote from an AM interview.
that makes more sense now.

mark e, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link

perhaps AM gave lindelof some pointers

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link

Along with his blessing.

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

If Dr. Manhattan had just destroyed all nukes on earth, like the Star Child in 2001 or Superman in Superman IV, there wouldn't be a need for any of it.

“Pizza House!” (morrisp), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

that's not a quote from Alan Moore, it's a quote from Tuomas!

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

Wait...did no one ever tell you? Perhaps you should sit down for a moment.

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

alwayshasbeen.jpeg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

morrisp you forgot Alfie O'Meagan from The Nth Man

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

I've never heard of that! (I specialize in Kubrick & Golan-Globus; I'm fuzzy on everything else.)

“Pizza House!” (morrisp), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

This is the I Love Comics board, what do you mean by coming over here with no knowledge of a series set completely outside the continuity of every other comic book in publication that only ran for 16 issues three decades ago

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link

(did that sound like sic? if so please be assured I am only joking)

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

It totally did sound like sic! Lol

“Pizza House!” (morrisp), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link

that's not a quote from Alan Moore, it's a quote from Tuomas!

― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid),

so it is.
apologies.
thought he was referring to the AM interview linked above as opposed to quoting himself on a dead ilm board.

mark e, Thursday, 27 August 2020 08:19 (three years ago) link

TBF, I'm sure many people who've read the comic have thought of Veidt's plan as being flawed in that way, Lindelof included.

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2020 06:31 (three years ago) link

If Dr. Manhattan had just destroyed all nukes on earth, like the Star Child in 2001 or Superman in Superman IV, there wouldn't be a need for any of it.

This is discussed in the comic, and Dr. Manhattan admits he probably couldn't destroy all the nukes in time before some of them hit their targets, so that option is off the table.

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2020 06:34 (three years ago) link

I don’t recall that, but not surprised it was addressed (why does he have to wait for their launch to be imminent, though? he can’t just teleport around the globe and vaporize them on the DL?)

“Pizza House!” (morrisp), Monday, 31 August 2020 06:46 (three years ago) link

(Tho I guess the nuclear powers could always just built more nukes... which is a variation on the continuous-squid problem being discussed. How do you truly end a cold war, etc.)

“Pizza House!” (morrisp), Monday, 31 August 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link


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