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You are forgiven, exonerated, given the nod, ect..
The Asian Fallaize, tend to be quite secretive. The name, written in kanji, translates as "He who fries frogs."
The "Fallaize", aka "frog cookers" are revered in Asian culture.
If you, Matthew, should ever tire of your mundane existence in mundane Ormskirk and go to Asia and learn to milk goats with your distant kin...
Approach the border. Smile. Raise your hands. RUN! SCREAM! "I'M A FALLAIZE!"
You will either be machine-gunned to death or welcomed with open arms.
― Hoshi, Sunday, 8 May 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link
Goats are not milked in Asia. The bride's father is milked for all the goats he can offer up as dowry to rid himself of the unpleasent and lazy thing he spawned so many years ago, when releasing milk of a different kind.
― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:55 (eighteen years ago) link
two years pass...
This is my cue to awkwardky entwine my legs at the ankle, lower my gaze to my shoes and blushingly murmur, "Aw, shucks."
Je refuse. The last time I did this I fell down. Luckily for me I fell flat on my face, so the damage was limited.
― Aimless, Saturday, 5 April 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Which was, of course, the problem, if you hadn't been so relentlessly insistent on paving the driveway with snuff in the first case then the whole thing would have blown over with minimum embarassment.
― Matt, Monday, 7 April 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link