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all those massive fights I've had about overbudget/overtime clauses in producer/mixer agreements suddenly make sense to me now.

"Ok so if goes over budget for reasons in the mixer's control then it comes out of the back end."
"What if it's the band's fault?"
"How can it be the band's fault if the mixer sucks?"
"The mixer doesn't suck! It won't happen so just leave it our way."
"If it won't happen then why do you care?"
"Because it's a bad precedent. Our mixer always gets this."
"Since when?"
"Since always."
"No he doesn't but if we have to retrack it, it comes out of the mixer's point."
"But the point is for the mixer's TIME! He could be recording [unlikely successful recording artist] right now! He wants to work with your band for some crazy reason"
"Well [unlikely popular mixer] is dying to mix this album, so fine."
"Ok I'll call mixer and get him out of the studio right now."

etc., etc.

anon, Wednesday, 4 September 2002 05:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

are there anymore diaries like this out there? thanks.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 4 September 2002 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

is anyone still following this? The band has left for a cruise, and the engineer, producer and assistant are recording the album sans vocals.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 04:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm still following it. It's still fascinating. Even if I'm even now starting to to doubt it's 100% a true story.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 05:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

sounds like the vines to me...except they've finished their album already...unless it's time-lapsed...oh.

Charlie (Charlie), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 05:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I agree that this could be a fabrication. like maybe the guy stuck together all strangest things that ever happened to him. Then again he probably wouldn't have so many boring entries if that was the case

ejad, Wednesday, 18 September 2002 17:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

It has been established that it's probably not The Vines, Tsar, Cave In or the Ataris. In case you were wondering.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 22:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, but Ejad, adding in the boring passages adds, like, realism. Gives the right "vibe", seeing as he is the "vibe master".

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 September 2002 22:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

While i didnt liked him initially, i now tihk Lance is by far the best guy outta of the story. Mixerman is too feking bitter

vic (vicc13), Thursday, 19 September 2002 02:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Unlikely he is any more bitter about his job than the overwhelming majority of the working world.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 September 2002 03:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

im not part of the working world so i like, dont know

vic (vicc13), Thursday, 19 September 2002 03:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're probably better off not knowing, I suppose.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 19 September 2002 03:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I started reading this thing and now I'm hooked. If there's any justice in the world, this would be made into a movie. I'm thinking maybe Kevin Spacey as Willy, Steve Buscemi as Mixerman, and Keanu Reeves as Dumb Ass.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 19 September 2002 14:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh. My. God.

I am never complaining about another recording session that I have been at again in my entire life. Oh, there are fresh levels of hell I never dreamed of.

Still, I would love to know who it is...

kate, Thursday, 19 September 2002 15:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

okay this thing is getting too much unreal. Now fucking Lance is writing the diary(i cant find exclamation and question marks in this pc bah) What the fuck is up with dat

vic (vicc13), Thursday, 26 September 2002 15:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm only on week three, but this is brilliant. To have made this up would have been quite an undertaking, it's so fucked up it has to be real (and it does remind me of a lot of precedents I've seen in other bands and studios taken to extremes).

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

All this shit just goes to show what tw@ts exist in and around bands. Why are band allowed to have little cubicles with their own 'ambience, man' in the studio. Why don't these people WORK?

What IS all this shit about spending a week getting the right drum sound? I'm more convinced than ever that *conventional* bands shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a studio unless they can bang out 2 or 3 three tracks a day and finish an album in a week. Jesus - how long did it take to make 'You Really Got Me', 'Substitute', 'Spiral Scratch', virtually any Motown or Studio One classic?

I'm convinced that there's no *need* to fat-arse about like this lot. I couldn't work that way.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 27 September 2002 07:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm convinced that there's no *need* to fat-arse about like this lot.

Of course there isn't. And no-one outside of the industry is going to give so much as a single toss how in time the drums are or how much groove the bassline has. And they're certainly not going to care whether it was recorded on Protools or Analog.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 27 September 2002 08:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

It keeps them *busy* though. I suppose if occupies these wankers for so long, the longer the respite we get from their wretched *product*.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 27 September 2002 08:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jim I think you are absolutely wrong about that. Well, right insofar as the buying public isn't gonna care about the technical choices, but wrong insofar as one technical choice is going to make them say "these guys are cool" and the other will make them say "I think that song sucks."

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 September 2002 14:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the public actually does have a pretty good sense of when drums are not in time or when bass parts don't groove. It doesn't require musical training to hear these things - just as it doesn't require an art education to be able to say "That painting doesn't look very realistic" - although it does require a lot of training to be able to execute a realistic painting, just as it requires a lot of practice to be able to play in time.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 27 September 2002 15:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

And it doesn't even have to be "oh, those drums are out of time" -- usually it's just a subconscious "no, I think that song is sort of lame" where a few slightly-different technical decisions might have had the person's fist pumping.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 27 September 2002 16:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm so confused about where the journal has been moving to...

Gah, now it's like the writing/hosting of the journal is as much a soap opera as the journal itself.

I don't buy this "Lance is really Mixerman" theory, not at all, siree.

kate, Friday, 27 September 2002 17:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the public actually does have a pretty good sense of when drums are not in time or when bass parts don't groove.

It didn't used to matter about these things - listen to Keith Moon, Mitch Mitchell etc. - their timing is all over the place, indeed it was part of the charm of the music. But that charm doesn't seem to be much valued any more. Most drummers seem to aspire to be tight, like programmed drums, and maybe the public have got so used to quantised beats and very tight, comped live drums that they subconsciously reject sloppy playing in a way they didn't 20+ years ago.

David (David), Friday, 27 September 2002 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd say I was actually wrong about the bass groove, which is pretty important. But out-of-time drums, unless they're wretchedly bad, tend to not get noticed so much. The drums on my band's album are all over the place and it seems the only people to ever notice were the band.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 28 September 2002 00:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Holding up Keith Moon as some sort of excuse for the average drummer to play off-time strikes me as an awfully dangerous plan.

And the point isn't strictly whether something is out-of-time or not (although a lot of very rigid producers seem to turn it into that) -- the point is whether it works or not, and surely it's better for any particular product to have a producer who can identify when it doesn't and try to improve that somehow. (In other words, the call here should be less "let them play out of time" and more "well out-of-time isn't necessarily bad, so please be judicious when deciding whether or not it needs to be futzed with.")

Leave alone my guess that the majority of drummers who play out of time play out of time in an straight-up "bad" and not an "interesting" way.

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 28 September 2002 00:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

DAVID IS DUMB-ASS SHOCKAH!!!

vic (vicc13), Saturday, 28 September 2002 02:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I half suspected that using Keith Moon as an example would be misunderstood. I wasn't talking about his style of drumming but his sloppy timing which you really notice when he has to play a simple beat. My point was that in the past a lot of drumming was relatively scrappy by today's standards but it was regarded as acceptable because there was nothing much to compare it to (except maybe certain session drummers noted for their accuracy). By accident the scrappiness often sounded nice as well - clumsiness and frailty can be appealing. Appealing, not 'interesting'. You might listen to a record and think oh that could've been played better, but you would accept what was there and find good in it. Especially when you could hear that someone was trying. Now there are ways to fix all that. And because it can be done it is done. I'm under no illusion that this will change though, because the nuances I'm talking about don't seem to be of value to most people.

David (David), Saturday, 28 September 2002 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

And more recently, Metallica did rather well with a sloppy drummer.

Siegbran Hetteson (eofor), Saturday, 28 September 2002 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I still stand by original point. With great records, made by great artists the WHOLE THING is so utterly compelling that a few duff bass notes or a drummer who can't keep strict tempo are irrelevant.

Great records (by *conventional* guitar bands) cannot be made using the process that these guys use to make records, because the WHOLE PROCESS necessarily produces something stillborn. At first there should be TOTAL emphasis on speed, intensity and purity of performance - and technical stuff should come later.

This is why no great major label, big budget, guitar-band records are made anymore. The guitar in the mainstream is dead.

Electronica/Dance/Other Stuff works differently and this doesn't apply.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Sunday, 29 September 2002 14:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

You guys talk as if every record is made by a "great artist."

The fact is that if you're making a record and there's something going wrong with it, it doesn't really help to say "oh, with great artists this wouldn't happen" and scrap the whole thing -- it's a lot more practical to, like, fix it.

nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 29 September 2002 17:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Get you head out of the sands guys. Bad drumming and bass playing = crap. Mixerman and Willy chose not to use pro-tools and mixerman belives protools to be a sub standard platform. Tests that he has conducted doing transfers from 2" tape show that bottom end is missing when the two are played back. Radar on the other hand does not show any of these problems. This battle is all documented on the DUC. I have worked with players like these and its just a nightmare. 95% of what you think is exceptable has been worked on in protools for hours.....moving kicks and snares correcting fills. In most cases the band does not even know. Its all done when they are gone.
This is reality.......and Bitch Slap is confirming what many know and many don't understand.
Cheers

Ron S, Tuesday, 1 October 2002 03:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

95% of what you think is exceptable has been worked on in protools for hours

Pish. Probably half of what I listen to probably hasn't been anywhere near a protools studio. I don't think I'm alone in saying I'd rather listen to a good band recorded on whatever than a bad one chopped to bits on a computer to make them 'acceptable'.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 05:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

rockist

vic (vicc13), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 15:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not that I'd ever actually be able to tell the difference..

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 22:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

95% of what you think is exceptable has been worked on in protools for hours.....

Not sure who 'you' is referring to. My point was that I find the old, un-edited style more acceptable because it has more personality and charm and yes frailty. Unfortunately most people are now accustomed to the smoothed-out, more generic products of today so the industry sees those techniques as more or less essential.

David (David), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 22:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
he's ba-aaack (and in nyc, we should invite him to a fap sometime haha)

maura (maura), Friday, 22 November 2002 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YEEESSS!!!!

Thank you god, my prayers have been answered, I've been jonesing for Bitchslap for MONTHS! I even dreamed about them...

kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

kate, that's terrifying.

he's just plain wrong about many NYC things (big surprise), but no more so than any other tourist.

bucky wunderlick (bucky), Friday, 22 November 2002 22:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm trying to think of where this French bakery is so I can figure out the location of the nearby studio. Who in this town sells kickass chocolate croissants?

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 22:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's got to be on that block on 30th Street. You know, the one that every bloody studio in NYC is located on? But then he probably would have said Chelsea and not Midtown. Technically, it is Midtown, though, it's right between Penn Station and the Post Office.

kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

i <3 mixerman

chaki (chaki), Friday, 22 November 2002 23:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

nine months pass...
Hey guys,

I stumbled across this thread, as I'm putting together the 'reviews' of my story for some pitches (yes, big plans on the horizon!). I would just like to say that I found all your comments very enjoyable thank you for that.

I particularly found Bucky's comment: "he's just plain wrong about many NYC things (big surprise), but no more so than any other tourist."

Seeing as I grew up in North Jersey and spent an inordinate amount of my childhood and young adult life in New York City, I find it nothing short of humorous for me to now be called a tourist. Yes, it's true, since I've lived in California for so long I find the general over-abundance in New York City slightly disstasteful, but that doesn't make me tourist!

Honestly, can I help it if I became suddenly and inexplicably lactose intolerant shortly after I turned 30, and I have been permanently deprived the joy of a New York Pizza? So depressing. I could kill myself just thinking about it.

Oh, well. Tofu burger, anyone?

Mixerman

mixerman, Saturday, 23 August 2003 07:53 (twenty years ago) link

Hi Mixerman.

Loved yr story.

mei (mei), Saturday, 23 August 2003 09:40 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
I think the band is Tsar.

They seem to have some criteria similar to the book. Switched record companies, replaced bass player and drummer before the new album came out. Also had a minor hit in 2000 and started recording in 2002.


http://www.laweekly.com/ink/06/02/class-payne.php


"In classic major-label style, whatever supporters Tsar had at Hollywood ultimately departed the label, leaving the band adrift and vulnerable to attack. While Hollywood did get a new head of A&R who was, according to Whalen, a true music lover and very fond of Tsar, the label’s head honchos were so out of touch that the band felt like they were living in a purgatory-like limbo."

stickyfingers, Friday, 2 December 2005 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link


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