Kylie Minogue: Classic or Dud?

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I think she looks beautiful, like a sculpture. I was a bit disappointed when I found out some was plastic surgery but then the plastic surgery-d parts are the dumbest - she could have done okay without the lips and breasts, I mean, it's the shiny smooth skin I think. She has also made her music kind of 'match' herself; I mean, it's superficial and shiny and surfacy. She is like a perfect package. However, I don't actually understand how it's possible to be like that. It's quite disappointing seeing her on Top of the Pops, when strands of hair come loose and she's wearing leather and you can see the grain.

maryann, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

kylie's great singles that have already been mentioned: confide in me, put yourself in my place, shocked, better the devil you know

kylie's GREAT, CONSTANTLY OVERLOOKED single: what do i have to do?!

kylie overall: classic. since when has it been about 'artistry' and 'singing'? i'm shocked that this stuff has come up.

minna, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

More proof of how much criticism can be disarmed by becoming a Gay Icon. Every lapse of taste can be explained as ironic, self- consciously cheesy or deliberately camp. Critics who would normally be contemptuous of such mediocre talent are frozen by fear of appearing unhip or looking like they "don't get it".

Naomi, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I didn't know anything about Kylie until early this year and I think she's scary and fabulous. There's this part where she shrieks in "More more more" that sends chills down my spine.

Honda, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i'm convinced Kylie isn't a real person, she looks like a hologram.

that's what i want - hologram pop stars.

Wyndham Earl, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

jem to thread!

geeta, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"I didn't know anything about Kylie until early this year and I think she's scary and fabulous. There's this part where she shrieks in "More more more" that sends chills down my spine."

YES!

It's amazing how Kylie jumped from my bad books into my good books with such a minute shift in style from the last album.

Tim, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

late Kylie is like late Bolan ergo CLASSIC

she's even become the cover of Siren

Paul, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

late Kylie is like late Bolan

not referring to the music
rather the persona

though some of the music (both's) is rather fine...

"..move on up, ya move on back
ya laser luv is like a ..heaartATTAACK!"

Paul, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
People seem to be comparing The Minogue with Britney Spears. Personally, I think there's no comparison.

Both of their music style's is of course not their own, but Britney has this 'thing' about her that makes you want to watch her. She does actually look like what she does in the photos. And when people go on and on, criticising her about wearing skimpy stuff - we have to remember she is only 20 and has to entertain. However, Kylie is nearly 34 and is still prancing around like an old slut with her plastic, pinned up arse and nobody says a word!!! When are the papers gonna see sense and slate her for the old tart she is!!! She is revelling in all of this attention she is getting, and its about time it stopped! OK, Spears is rumoured to have had a boob-job (and propbably has), but when do you see them hanging out of her top, like the goofy- toothed dwarfs??? Those pics from her Fever tour are ridiculous. Her boobs are pushed up sooooooo much, you can see the plastic popping out of the flesh!!! And have you noticed that there's not a smile from the pop- pixie? She is just looking down on herself, revelling in her plasticness. I dont know, I think the country has been brainwashed. It was that song 'Cant get you out of my head' that done it. It must have had some kind of subliminal message saying "MEN: You will all adore Kylie - she is the perfect image of woman; and WOMEN: You will all not care that your men fantasise about Kylie every night in her hotpants, you must love her and want to be her".

Well, I think I must have been one of the few that escaped her propaganda tactics!

Is there anybody else out there??????????????????

Felicity Collinson, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

calling kylie minogue's breasts "goofy- toothed dwarfs" = best post ever

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm worried about the idea that breasts have teeth.

Ally, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

ilx like totally sux0r now!!!

Ron, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can't Get You Out Of My Head is classic, and one or two others have been goodies too. I don't have much idea how much credit Kylie deserves for these or how much blame for the awful, awful ones. She generally looks cute, though that hardly makes her stand out from several hundred other pop stars.

Martin Skidmore, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I'm really obsessed with the title track to Light Years all of a sudden. Hello, my name...is Kylie. I will be...your person - what the hell does it even mean? It's great.

Ally, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i bought the 'rhythm of love' cd recently, because of 'what do i have to do'... but it's only driven home how great 'better the devil you know' is. i love the synthesiser male back up singer bits:

kylie: "i'll take you back again"
male synthesiser 'oh' noise: "oh oh oh oh oh"
kylie: "i'll take you back again"
male synthesister 'oh' noise: "oo-oo-oh...oo-oo-oh"

i wonder what he's trying to say?

minna, Sunday, 2 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

'oh'

 

Josh, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's also not often-mentioned that Kylie is also CLASSIC for that rapping diva in "Shocked". And also CLASSIC for the poncey dance-in-beret that Kylie does while said diva is in command of the song.

Tim, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

She's getting very credible if the Kid Kreme and Erick Morillo remixes of her new single are a sign of credibility and since Subliminal Records are so good then I think they are.

Ronan, Monday, 3 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Being also vertically challenged, gotta go for classic, though "I Should Be So Lucky" should be shredded as a definite cringe-maker.

Thank god she got rid of the bad perm and reinvented herself....

Nichole Graham, Friday, 7 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Put it this way;like her or love her,would you have her sing at your Wedding?

Garry Coe, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

A little POO! (in honor of Keiko) --> "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" [Blue Monday Remix] - That one's a classic. Dud: Didn't she do that "brand new dance" the "Locomotion" ... ? I could do without that song.

Tim DiGravina, Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...
I just picked up Light Years today and I'm really digging it. Of course every time I go to buy a Kylie Minogue CD I feel like I have to compensate in some way, so I also grabbed Ace of Spades.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 31 May 2004 05:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, me too. I always pack a Kylie CD in with something credible, so people don't look down on me.

Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 31 May 2004 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and to prove I'm not taking the piss, Light Years is fantastic. Body Language sounds awful initially, but on repeated listening it really improves.

Pack Yr Romantic Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 31 May 2004 05:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I've been looking for this for awhile, and I find myself unconsciously shifting slightly to the left if people come near to look as if I'm scoping out what Ministry has to offer.

agree on that last point too.

Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 31 May 2004 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link

tom was the gybe of ilm

http://www.cstrecords.com/img/godspeed/mapofevilinvert.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 31 May 2004 07:32 (nineteen years ago) link

(i listened to can't get you out of my head today)

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 31 May 2004 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Even if its dated, Bomp had a better map.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 31 May 2004 10:54 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
I'm really enjoying body language right now.
It's weird to me that all you pop crazy daftpunkbasementjaxxmissyelliott loving types don't cotton to Kylie.
Same thing, isn't it?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:05 (nineteen years ago) link

dude I love Kylie, I've got her last four CDs.

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I dig it; upthread there's a lot of venom being spewed about her corporate plasticity.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I like Fever enough to say classic without having heard much other stuff.
I like the "Slow" single, too.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Impossible Princess, Light Years, Fever, Body Language....all excellent.

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Was Slow nominated for ILM best single? If not shoulda coulda woulda.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:21 (nineteen years ago) link

It's weird to me that all you pop crazy daftpunkbasementjaxxmissyelliott loving types don't cotton to Kylie.

To tell you the truth I put on Fever a ot more than say, Rooty or Under Construction.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"a lot more"

AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

she was probably sort of a dud when this thread got started, but she's not anymore. fever is pretty damned perfect, though i listen to "love at first sight" a lot more than "can't get you out of my head" (which i still like).

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I like Kylie's rapping on "Secret".

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Body Language is perversely addictive. I hate enjoying it but I can't help myself.

Fever is inconsistent. Light Years is all bliss, except that horrid ballad thing in the middle. You skip that obv.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 22 August 2004 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Has KM gone out of style, in a sense?

I mean, is her explosive commercial success of 2 years ago now eclipsed?

the bellefox, Sunday, 22 August 2004 10:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i think it may have turned the corner yes, into what tho?

the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Sunday, 22 August 2004 10:43 (nineteen years ago) link

ID FUCK HER FROM BEHIND REALLY FUCKING HARD SO SHE SCREAMS AND SHIT

DANTE-SQUARED, Sunday, 22 August 2004 12:09 (nineteen years ago) link

that's quite a corner to turn into, yes.

Al (sitcom), Sunday, 22 August 2004 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
I like the "Slow" single, too.
-- AaronHz, August 22nd

I finally downloaded it yesterday and I'm obsessed with it now.
It's even better than I remembered - that synth part, that bassline, the whispered backing vocals in the chorus...holy shit, it's the best song ever.

It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

The new song is quite, quite lovely, if a little short.

Any thoughts on 'Ultimate Kylie'? Mine are that the first disc is best used as a frisbee, but that the second is really pretty great. I'm surprised by how many of these I like. I can even cope with the Robbie duet and 'Spinning Around' in retrospect.

hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

'Did It Again' deserves a revival

Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

the FUCKERS have fucked around with the chronology of YET ANOTHER best-of! IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHEN LABELS DO THAT.

Otherwise, quite good.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

They haven't with the DVD.

The only Kylie thing I bought was "Some kind of bliss" the nice 7" single. It's not on this.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

The title not being AKA Charlene is a Popinjustice

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

sounds good to me, liking that guitarish synth part near the end

NickB, Thursday, 31 August 2023 17:29 (seven months ago) link

I've been dancing in my office for the last hour.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 August 2023 17:36 (seven months ago) link

someone get me water

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 August 2023 17:36 (seven months ago) link

Sending you a tropical storm, hold tight

omar little, Thursday, 31 August 2023 18:01 (seven months ago) link

When I first heard Padam I thought it sounded like recent (ish) Metric, for a little bit at least

kinder, Thursday, 31 August 2023 18:02 (seven months ago) link

Sending you a tropical storm, hold tight

― omar little

I need a storm surge

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 August 2023 18:08 (seven months ago) link

Feeling the warm urge

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 August 2023 18:17 (seven months ago) link

I feel our bodies merge

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 August 2023 18:25 (seven months ago) link

A bit old for this dirge

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 August 2023 18:29 (seven months ago) link

liking this a lot on first listen

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 31 August 2023 18:43 (seven months ago) link

I think this one is fantastic (most of the joy of "Padam" to me was in seeing it resonate beyond Kylie's core 2023 audience), but from what I hear, most of the album won't necessarily follow the same icy electro path as these singles. Still very excited for it though.

monotony, Friday, 1 September 2023 01:24 (seven months ago) link

this is great. I agree about the grimes comparison, though the chorus makes me flash on "look what you made me do"

Tim F, Friday, 1 September 2023 02:23 (seven months ago) link

coolest Tardis ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-aEr4WRPYk

Roz, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:14 (seven months ago) link

Maybe amaarae more than grimes ?

Anyway this is ok to me, I think I’m just not that interested in this sonic template at this point but I’m sure no one in her audience will be disappointed

xheugy eddy (D-40), Friday, 1 September 2023 16:52 (seven months ago) link

Amazing MV

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 1 September 2023 17:21 (seven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyk7_8x1SKc

omar little, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 05:15 (seven months ago) link

The singles were a bit misleading for the album, but I'm really enjoying it. Vegas High, Story and especially Hold On To Now are my immediate favourites. I slightly prefer it to Disco. Feel like I'm into that album much more than most people on here though.

kitchen person, Monday, 25 September 2023 03:30 (six months ago) link

misremembered the title as Pressure since she is holding a diamond on the cover - last minute change do you think?

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 25 September 2023 04:40 (six months ago) link

the album is cute, but yes the singles are the best songs on it. I like "One More Time" which feels like a Future Nostalgia leftover and "Hold On To Now" is that big sweeping electropop that she does so well (although admittedly when I hear it I do compulsively just want to put on Robyn's "Honey" instead)

monotony, Monday, 25 September 2023 07:15 (six months ago) link

yeah agree with that, a lot of this feels like Kylie by-the-numbers to me though it's a very breezy and enjoyable listen.

Apart from the singles, my favourite track is "Hands" - the rapped verses are just on the right side of silly, and the chorus is lovely

Roz, Monday, 25 September 2023 08:42 (six months ago) link

Quite taken with 'Hold On To Now' but never got round to checking out the previous two albums.

nashwan, Monday, 25 September 2023 09:00 (six months ago) link

title track is one of my fave Kylie tracks ever at this point, just sublime stuff imo. the rest of the album is less unpredictable, but still stellar. i imagine this is going to be her biggest US album since Fever, riding the Padam Padam wave, and bolstered by the Vegas residency.

omar little, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 17:48 (six months ago) link


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