Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Mic Seaver

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:16 (twenty years ago) link

G-Whiz

― Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:37 (twenty years ago) link

Okie Doke

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

best thread evah

― pete s, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

Wacky Neighbor a.k.a. Jim J. Bulloxxx

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

Loved lots of those - how's abouts these...

Hate Cranker
Ebola Lyte
MC Bling Bling
Essiness
Damn Skippy!
Erkel D.
DJ Re-run
Mitsy Tyte
Wu-Klan
Lice-T
Dr. No Assitol
----ewwww

― christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

Mairzy Doats

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

Wycliff Juxtable

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

MC Custos

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:10 (twenty years ago) link

Professor Hugo Strange --NO that's a good one!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

G-Zuss

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

Number 2
DJ Jazz Hands
MC Ham Sandwich
Masterducky
L-Booger
LL Bean
Stoney Toney D.
MC Hoser
Golly-G
Ms. Period

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

Tommy Hill Figga

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

A.O. Hell

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

I was watching soul train the other day and this crew was on.. dunno if these were nicknames or their real names, but they were the following:

MC Stinky Fangaz
Turdy the Pooper Scooper

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

Subtle T
Straw Bear E
MC Escher

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:45 (twenty years ago) link

Casper the Ghostface Killah
DJ Bad Credit
MC Lollipop
DJ Terror Wrist

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

Hypothetical.
Hypesthetical.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

Sarkaztik

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

Hippo Critical

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty years ago) link

MC Hugz-Not-Drugz
Tangerine Lip Balm
Bi-Curious
Steve Guttenbizzle
Marshmallow Kisses
MC Ashcroft
Da Fraidy Cat

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

Shabazzam

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

Rap man

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

hammer thyme

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Qoolout

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

Ice t.com

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

ice capades

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

Italian Ice

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

Gelato X

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

Cold Gold

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

MC MacMc the rhymin' Scot

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

BMX

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:07 (twenty years ago) link

Dizney Rascal

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

Rascal Flattz

― Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

smally bigs
obese boy anorexic

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

Wordy Mcwordsmith

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

MC Scallion

DJ Bishop's Stortford

Quite large Boi

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

Actually I think this is a good one, but still: MC Transmaniacon.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

Bub Rubb 'n' Lil'Sis, "da whisso go woooo woooo"
Chocolate Ice
Gerardo

― metfigga (metfigga), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:10 (twenty years ago) link

Gelato X! That's hilarious.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

SugarPuff Daddy (i'm sure someone you all know has said this and you thought they were lame)

Allah

Wordsmith X

― Nik (Nik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:15 (twenty years ago) link

Simly Beautiful!

Oh that one is too much.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:21 (twenty years ago) link

Bozz Hog
MC Busted
Richard da second
Matthew Kelee
Skanky Pervert
Pri-a-piq
David Bowie
FingerPrince
MC Baldrick
Ms Radiography
Agnes
Midfield Enforcer
Lil' Jack Horner
Kon-di-ment
Mary Antoinette
Lil' Romeo Beckham
Westcoastlife
MC Scampy

― pete s, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

tha rolling stones

― plebian plebs (plebian), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

Tony Blair

DJ Maestro and MC Cirrus

Pan Da TeX

Farrah

Evil Axxis

― Nik (Nik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:06 (twenty years ago) link

Rappist Scientist.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

Bi-Curious, hahah

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

Lil' Italy

― pete s, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:38 (twenty years ago) link

MC Squared

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:57 (twenty years ago) link

haha beautifully bad

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:02 (twenty years ago) link

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Eyo C

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:30 (five years ago) link

Q-R8-R

― closed beta (NotEnough), Friday, 22 February 2019 11:36 (five years ago) link

Lil' Eschatologist

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:38 (five years ago) link

Old Believer the Rapper

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:40 (five years ago) link

Young Areopagite

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:41 (five years ago) link

MC Non-Chalcedonian

Alright, time to stop.

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:42 (five years ago) link

Trill B

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 6:22 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with production by BEATCOINZ

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 6:22 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*Long string of fire emojis and skull emojis*

― The depressed somebody from the popular David Bowie song, (bernard snowy), Friday, 22 February 2019 12:16 (five years ago) link

Snoop Doggo

― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 22 February 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link

Real rapper names that are kinda cool:

Ceza - pronounced Jay-Za.

(‘ceza’ means ‘punishment’ in Turkish)

― breastcrawl, Friday, 22 February 2019 15:24 (five years ago) link

Gravediggaz was an American hip hop group from New York City, known for its dark sense of humor and abrasive, menacing soundscapes. The group was formed in 1992, bringing together The Undertaker, The Gatekeeper, The Grym Reaper, The RZArector, and The

https://i.imgur.com/uXrCRYk.png

― unregistered, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link

None of these are worse than real life rapper Skeet Taste from Houston.

― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link

Rap Scallion

― eva logorrhea (bendy), Friday, 22 February 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

Ayon Fuxxx

― lumen (esby), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

Megan Thee They Them

(maybe could actually be a great name for a non-gender-normative MC, but this is the only hypothetical rapper thread bumped right now)

― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

John Singleton Cosplay

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

(Notable for feuding with Louis Fairycon)

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

XwavyR he/Him

― lumen (esby), Sunday, 5 January 2020 09:50 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Mark E. Wordsmith

― lumen (esby), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:14 (three years ago) link

esby

― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:24 (three years ago) link

X Æ A-12 da 5’9”

― I eat fast foods (morrisp), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:34 (three years ago) link

How did I miss Tha Pompidou from the very first post?

― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:38 (three years ago) link

Basic B

― Inadequate grass (morrisp), Monday, 18 May 2020 01:02 (three years ago) link

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