ladies and gentlemen, i give you: Herbie: Fully Loaded

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i am legitimately excited about this film

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

AUSCHWITZ MAKES ME HORNY

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to gain 10 pounds in protest.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, does she not realize that her hair looks like something you'd buy on a stick at a carnival?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I wanted to watch the trailer. Honest. I couldn't make it all the way through. I - I - I wanted to see Lindsay Lohan and her boobs. I doubt this is the movie that will let that happen. And she should never go blonde again. Honestly. We are living in a strange time when redheads don't want to be redheads...

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

WOW YOU LOOK 80 YRS OLD.
THAT'S HOT!

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

here's LL during a time of plenty:

http://www.rawjunk.com/files/1978645711.jpg

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

back in 15

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

She looks really perturbed by something.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Here she is a couple weeks ago:
http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fap%2F20050505%2Fcapt.nyet12505051914.people_lohan_nyet125.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to sleep with a big-breasted girl in protest.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

someone needs to pull the mean girls weight gainer trick on her, stat

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

She needs 50 Cents workout routine! Get the body oil!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

cad

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

"Herbie, she's too young for you" = a little too thinly-veiled?

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Just hold her down and force feed her a double cheeseburger. How hard could it be?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the Bad News Bears remake will be better. I hope it is NC-17.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Tough! She's got those sharp little nails!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Pshaw. I could break that bitch.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I think she looks fine. People, she's a high profile actress in Hollywood, there'll be plenty of time to eat later!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Spencer you are a sick man.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

is it so wrong that i want my unapproachable starlets to have dumps like a truck?

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Alex, I'm serious! It doesn't look like she's dying or anything to me.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to tepidly back Spencer on this. Body image control is a part of the movie industry and that's not going to change. She is better as a redhead but she doesn't look emaciatedly skinny to me. Did she get a breast reduction or is that from shedding the pounds?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd just like them to look like they eat once in a while (dumps like a truck would be a bonus!)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm always slightly weirded out by the knee-jerk negative reaction to skinny women.

Jess on the other hand is merely 'expressing' a preference.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

The fact that this is a HOLLYWOOD enforced image doesn't make it any less unappealing.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

i've seen this trailer SOOOOOOOO many times

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

incidentally i saw kicking & screaming yesterday and it was bad

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Obviously there are actors who take it too far, and that's a problem, but there are plenty who gain or lose weight to take on particular roles. Brad Pitt pumps a lot of iron so he can play Achilles etc.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

you're killing my buzz, people

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

She doesn't look emaciated? She looks like fucking Skeletrix.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Again, I am 99% sure the picture in the red dress is photoshopped.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I hope so. The hair is still a nightmare.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

"Obviously there are actors who take it too far, and that's a problem, but there are plenty who gain or lose weight to take on particular roles. Brad Pitt pumps a lot of iron so he can play Achilles etc."

This isn't about Robert DeNiro. This about a system which basically dictates that you can't weigh more than 105 and be in a film. And this isn't skinny. Some people are born skinny and have high metabolism. This is starvation + ridiculous amounts of exercise + plastic surgery. It's pretty sick.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

People, people. We will never agree on Lindsey Lohan's ideal weight.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.n-m-d.net/lohan.jpg

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Lindsey Lohan's ideal weight = the shot in the bikini, maybe 5 pounds more. Close thread, everyone go home.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

How is this demand that women be heavier any less dictatorial?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Personally I find Ms Lohan's body weight less of an issue than the fact that Herbie is an old, unsafe model of Beetle.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:32 (eighteen years ago) link

that's hollywood for you, tracer.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

did i ever mention on ilx that the vw bus my mom drove when i was a kid blew up?

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

"How is this demand that women be heavier any less dictatorial?"

Oh yeah, that's totally just as bad except no one is doing it.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

well, i am

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

STRONGO'S DESIRES WILL TOPPLE HOLLYWOOD'S BODY IMAGE HEGEMONY!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Perhaps Ms Lohan negotiated with Hollywood that in exchange for her forced starvation the movie would feature an older Beetle with generous mudflaps.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

All those in favor of watching Luna break Lindsay Lohan's will, raise your hand...

― Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://techhouse.brown.edu/~dmorris/images/pauldogs.jpg

With puppies...

― Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I find the notion that women should be round or curvy to be equally as arbitrary as anything that Hollywood supposedly "enforces."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Whatever.

― Nice dodge (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

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I'd buy her dinner.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd give her a protein injection < / too far >

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Saturday, 9 July 2005 07:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I like the sound of these FreeKatie people.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 9 July 2005 09:37 (eighteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

has anyone in this bitch actually seen this?

― N_RQ, Monday, 8 August 2005 09:24 (eighteen years ago) link

awesome golfers

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

i caught fifteen minutes sneaking in before another movie. lohan looked hot, lt. dangle has a role in it. i'll definitely catch it on video.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i saw deuce bigalow 2

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

i watched it drunk two weekends ago but i only remember about 1/5th of it

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I just signed that petition.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link

What's li'l red looking like these days?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: A Negro (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF is "awesome golfers"? I've seen this on so many threads and nobody mentions it but it's driving me kind of crazy.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I read recently that Lohan is working with a trainer on a regimen to "regain her curves."

So I think she's getting her boobs put back in.

At least one good thing will happen this year.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

we saw it on the weekend. it's pretty good, much better than i expected.

i haven't read this thread pre enrique's q - should i?

― toby (tsg20), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link

if there's time in your life for roffles, yes.

― N_RQ, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i loved loved loved this movie. i giggled the whole way through it. the demographic of the audience was us, a family with 10 year old boy, another couple about our age, and an old man that sat behind us snoring for the whole movie until the Big Race, when he cheered really loud.

seriously, i know this movie is dumb, but i really enjoyed it.

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Lindsay Lohan has hired a personal trainer - to put on weight. .
Speculation has been mounting in recent months that the sexy actress could be suffering from an eating disorder after she was repeatedly photographed looking stick-thin.
But although Lohan, 19, has always refuted the claims, she has employed a specialist trainer to help her bulk up.
Exercise coach Justin Gelband has put the 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' star on a special diet to restore her sexy curves and the star has purportedly gone up two dress sizes.

She said: "I'm working out with a trainer and eating healthily I want my boobs back".

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Probably the same trainer as Nicole Richie's.

― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

YAYAYAYAYAY!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

http://imagesource.allposters.com/IMAGES/PICPOD/38-24419L.jpg

Our long national nightmare is over.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 20 August 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

This isn't a very good movie.

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

this was way better than it had any right to be

― Οὖτις, Monday, 2 December 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

it smartly sticks to the template and the cast is great

― Οὖτις, Monday, 2 December 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

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