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you forgot about cassowaries! Those things are evil. I know there was another one, but I think it's extinct now.

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Cassowaries have those scary big claws used to disembowel!

I know there was another one, but I think it's extinct now.

That's the rhea which I believe is situated in South America. There was a gigantic flightless bird, something like 15 feet tall, but I think it went extinct during the Ice Age or summat.

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

No, there was another one native to Australia.

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Flying squirrels (or am I thinking of another non-winged flyer/glider?) can glide for an incredibly long distance and land gently, with pin-point accuracy. I wonder if they on the path towards developing wings or not.

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

meerkats look weird - yet cute

DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

After a bit of googling: do you mean the Moas of New Zealand?

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I think so, Lee. It was only mentioned in passing on a TV show.
That illustration looks like the costume Lisa's Brazillian penpal wore,

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 July 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/afp/20040726/worm.html?ct=8463.58144496666

But the tiny males are just a bag of sperm and yolk and have no mouth or gut. Instead they live inside the female, and survive on the store of yolk inside their own fatty bodies. Some large females have over 100 males living inside them.

oops (Oops), Sunday, 1 August 2004 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.dennisjudd.com/fun/fatcat.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 1 August 2004 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/reference/encyclopaedia/hutchinson/images/c00091.jpg

Kick ass!

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 1 August 2004 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anybody an idea of what the inside of a marsupial's pouch is like? Is it dry, wet, warm, full of tapioca, what? Aussies, please help me.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 1 August 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I love portugese man-o-wars! Im sure i'll have to deal with them a lot when I move to the azores.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 1 August 2004 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anybody an idea of what the inside of a marsupial's pouch is like? Is it dry, wet, warm, full of tapioca, what? Aussies, please help me.
-- x j e r e m y

You have seen that Simpsons episode? I've often wondered about that myself.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 1 August 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, Mandee, are you serious??

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 1 August 2004 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think she is.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 1 August 2004 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

good, the concept of a fellow ILXor appearing on my turf was hurting my brane.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

(I mean, it's the only novelty I have, and a crappy one at that, but still!)

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, I thought that was my novelty!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

(ahem, aussies!)

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 1 August 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Starfish are weird; they're like some kind of space-alien creature. They pry apart oyster shells and then they turn their own stomachs inside-out and pull them through their mouths into the oyster shells to digest their prey before ingesting them.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

quokkas are kinda weird, like a cross between a rat, a wallaby and a meerkat

gem (trisk), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

hmmmm how do you post pics in here, is it not url ??

gem (trisk), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

You can just type the http, but with and 'i' at the start: ihttp://www.etcetera

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

That doesn't lead anywhere, by the way.

Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

ooooh tricky

http://www.abrolhosbat.com.au/images/quokka_small.jpg

gem (trisk), Sunday, 1 August 2004 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

WE R HARKORE, PH3AR OUR MONSTROUS BEASTIES. OK THEY LOOK ALL CUTE AND FURRY BUT THEY BITX0R!!!!!!!!
-- Trayce (trayc...), January 16th, 2004.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 2 August 2004 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.minbu.connectfree.co.uk/woman_w.jpg

Kenan (kenan), Monday, 2 August 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post hey quokkas are pretty menacing, don't you know that if you leave food laying around uncovered they come into your rotto cottage at night and steal it. and they leave little calling cards for unwitting midnight toilet-goers to step in.

gem (trisk), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.calstatela.edu/faculty/eviau/edit557/oceans/patty/pgulper.gif

These eels freak me the fark out.

In fact all those weirdy deep-sea creatures do. How do we know they're not aliens or something!?

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

good point trayce

http://www.abc.net.au/science/ocean/monsters/img/squid.jpg

gem (trisk), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

because, duh, there's no water in space.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

AAWWAUURGHH GIANT SQUIDS *shudder*

The elusive giant squid is one of the world's largest animals, reaching a length of up to 60 feet. It is the largest known invertebrate in the world. The giant squid is a mollusk and is member of the cephalopod class, which includes the octopus and other squids. Very little is known about these mysterious animals because none have been seen alive in the wild. Most of what we know about them comes from the bodies of dead squid that have washed ashore or been pulled up in fishermen's nets. These animals are carnivores, and will eat just about anything they can catch.

(from http://www.seasky.org/monsters/sea7a1a.html)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread reminds me of at least half a dozen ween albums.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.ecobeach.com.au/photos/ph_bilby.jpg

bilbies are also kinda strange lookin' critters

gem (trisk), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

They are sexual marathon runners - they can go at it for over 24 hours.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

who saw the shark thing on abc on saturday night - apparently sharks have two penises! (how sad is my social life)

gem (trisk), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link

It's sea cucumbers that spew their inner organs to confuse predators. Crehzay!

The Dreaded Rear Admiral (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://divaboo.info/

max, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha, one of the animals on that site is called pink fairy armadillo! Most unintentionally gay animal name ever?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 11:46 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

awesome. I mean horrifying. Well all of the good ones are somewhere in between.

How about this little cutie:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giant_isopod.jpg

Ralph, Waldo, Emerson, Lake & Palmer (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

oops what did I do wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giant_isopod.jpg

Ralph, Waldo, Emerson, Lake & Palmer (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

when we've killed all of the better-tasting animals in the ocean they're going to wind up selling those things at red lobster.

DONKEY CANCER in action (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf is the point of that fish? What's its evolutionary comparative advantage?

baaderonixx, Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Its eyes are less vulnerable.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:52 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Doh, forgot to include the part that mentions that box jellies have no brains and yet are still capable of learning.

Hoisted by your own Picard (Leee), Monday, 9 October 2023 20:33 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Poor frog!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKEu90Zsh4A

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:12 (five months ago) link

More beetle but stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFbu21AGSho

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:23 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Admittedly not weird and falls into the charismatic megafauna tap but it's my thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvM89vyn5pE

Rimbaud: First Blood (Leee), Sunday, 26 November 2023 01:09 (four months ago) link

Usually, a belly-up fish isn’t long for this world. But video evidence from the deep ocean suggests that some species of anglerfish — the nightmarish deep-sea fish with bioluminescent lures — live their whole lives upside down.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/22/science/upside-down-angler-fish.html

Rimbaud: First Blood (Leee), Monday, 4 December 2023 22:31 (four months ago) link

Oh, has no one yet posted the absolute nightmare fodder that is the bloodworm aka the befanged extruded anus worm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL2p9i0wwNg

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 December 2023 22:51 (four months ago) link

There is no god.

Rimbaud: First Blood (Leee), Monday, 4 December 2023 23:01 (four months ago) link

counterpoint: god loves all creatures, even the fanged anus worm

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Monday, 4 December 2023 23:04 (four months ago) link

I've bought those for bait before, they're pretty scary

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 4 December 2023 23:23 (four months ago) link

Let's see if those embeds:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ad/17/a6/ad17a67682929e201588a804a40d15e8.jpg

Anyway, those are harpy eagle talons, which apparently can be as large as grizzly claws, and these MFs ~fly~.

https://www.audubon.org/news/10-fun-facts-about-harpy-eagle

Rimbaud: First Blood (Leee), Thursday, 14 December 2023 21:16 (four months ago) link

at first I thought the anus worms from slightly upthread had claws

Formica Jordan (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2023 22:12 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_epxKOztHH8

1. Some sea slugs can steal (and receive energy from) chloroplasts from algae that they feed on.
2. Some of those same sea slugs can also detach their heads from their bodies and eventually regrow a new body.

Captain Sisko and Ebert (Leee), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:03 (three months ago) link

Have the Spider-tailed horned viper been posted yet?

(caution - bird hunting)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFjoqyVRmOU

brownie, Thursday, 18 January 2024 17:56 (three months ago) link

Was that featured in an Attenborough doc (Planet Earth maybe)? Mind-boggling that that mimicry behavior happens through natural selection!

Ella Minnow Pea (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2024 18:02 (three months ago) link

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4 years ago
Just when you thought spiders couldn't get creepier you discover one that turns out to be a snake.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 18 January 2024 18:14 (three months ago) link

If you can get past the (IMO very gross) surfeit of limbs, these poorly named tadpole shrimps have some very weird reproductive strategies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucm-ds2DA58

Temple of Selune Gomez (Leee), Saturday, 3 February 2024 05:04 (two months ago) link

surinam toads...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 10:32 (two months ago) link

Wonderful

willem, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 17:05 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Caecilians: not just the dick newts of the animal kingdom: their babies eat pays off their mothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc5Yt7tF910

Selune Gomez (Leee), Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:28 (one month ago) link

*pieces of

Selune Gomez (Leee), Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:28 (one month ago) link


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