Luna, you are a genius.
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
( make her buy a new couch)
― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
For super double bonus freak out points, when he goes to get out of the way, say "no dude, I meant YOU."
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
That's because they're men - hel-LO prostate massage!
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago) link
wish me well, I know not what I wander into.
From your living room.
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago) link
"WHERE'S THE CHEETOS? WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW?"
― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago) link
there's a link to it on here someplace.
― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago) link
And if she says "I never thought you'd ask!" and smears her cummy hinder all over the kitchen, where will that leave poor Gear!?
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link
much like john ashcroft testifying before the 9/11 commission, it is truly an historic day.
― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Matthew Cohen (flightsatdusk), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Matthew Cohen (flightsatdusk), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link
― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Magic City (ano ano), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00422/snf21DEL_422073a.jpg
― Glans Christian Christian christian Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Monday, 29 September 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
This came up on the first page of results when I ran a search for "Charles Burst".
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 9 February 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Time for the yearly bump.
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 28 January 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
check if the roommates are home first
― Dr. Algernod Goon (some dude), Thursday, 28 January 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
bump for posterity
― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link
still classic. I'll bet this guy wouldn't care if you were home or not.
― Gukbe, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
THIS:
she's got her ass in the air while this scrawny indie fop WEARING A TRUCKER HAT AND NOTHING ELSE is attempting to INSERT HIS COCK IN HER ASS.ON MY COUCH
ON MY COUCH
& THIS:
MY LIVING ROOM SMELLS LIKE NOTHING I'VE SMELLED BEFORE
4alltyme.
I miss the pic of the Weezer & Jimmy Eat World cds the trucker hat dude left behind.
― Mucho! Macho! Honcho!: Turn Off The Dark (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link
I am too busy choking on my own roffle to post the "miss you" video for trucker hat guy
― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:36 (twelve years ago) link
How would ILX react if this turned out to be untrue?-- milo z, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:08 (3 hours ago) Linki dunno it's kind of like that story about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree or something― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:08 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
-- milo z, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:08 (3 hours ago) Link
i dunno it's kind of like that story about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree or something
― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:08 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
There's a page on Snopes about this, and Stephen Fry is referencing this purely to take points off Alan Davies on QI next week.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 08:48 (twelve years ago) link
oh man, this thread. what memories.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSH4aRcMsTE
― buzza, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link
man if ever there was a thread that wa slong overdue for a sequel
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link
slong overdue
schlong overdue?
― You are swimming in spaghetti. Without a paddle. (snoball), Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link
boom! thusly
― contenderizer, Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link
I am delighted to find that Google still only returns one result for "cummy hinder".― Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:56 (8 years ago) Permalink
and still
― there can be only (onimo), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 12:06 (nine years ago) link
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 10 October 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link
btw "cummy hinder" does actually yield a few porn site results now including that phrase.
DJP can copyright the usage of that term and make some coin
― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Sunday, 22 December 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
"It was 20 years (+6 days) ago today ..."
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 19 April 2024 12:36 (six hours ago) link
she's befouling my heretofore innocent couch!!!
― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Friday, 19 April 2024 13:32 (five hours ago) link
A time of legend.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 April 2024 17:27 (one hour ago) link
Manowar's finest hour
― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 April 2024 18:05 (one hour ago) link
where were you (when the world stopped turning)
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 19 April 2024 18:09 (fifty-eight minutes ago) link