In Praise Of Married With Children

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the one where santa parachutes into their garden instead of the mall and dies and then al has to pretend to be santa instead was aces. before it started there was a "this programme may not be suitable for children" warning and everything...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 29 May 2006 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember being really sad when steve left the show, but looking back now i love the interplay between al and jefferson -- the middle-aged loser and the ken-doll himbo whose fate as middle-aged loser is sealed.

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 29 May 2006 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

this show was extremely popular in belgium. especially with university students.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 29 May 2006 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

the theme song to this show was perfect.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 29 May 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

JEFFERSON ROOLZ

chaki (chaki), Monday, 29 May 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Never took to this show at all, despite the constant ravings of its advocates, who resorted too often to using words like 'edgy' or 'confronting' as euphemisms for 'bloody irritating' to ever convince me of much. The big problem with it was that I could never find a reason to care about any of the characters.

And the Appelgate character may have had big following among pre-pubescant Year 9s and middle-aged men with erectile disfunction, but to anybody else she was a thorough pain in the arse.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

the Appelgate character may have had big following among pre-pubescant Year 9s and middle-aged men with erectile disfunction

And Donnie Darko.

Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, who remembers Christina Applegate when she was on Family Ties as the friend of Jennifer (aka Tina Yothers) and bandmate for her teen pop performance?

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I hear the DVD of the show doesn't have the original theme song due to licensing restrictions. That's totally dud, yo.

musically (musically), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link

My season 1 set has it. I think it was starting with the season 3 set they had to replace it.

Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 05:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"caring about the characters" was probably not exactly what they were aiming for with this show!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 06:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I wouldn't say they were, no.

Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 06:37 (seventeen years ago) link

JD, I don't doubt that for a moment.

I suspect I'm having trouble separating the bulldust written/said about the show from the show itself, and I also wonder if MWC is one of those cultural phenomena where some crits tell us that something is subversive/cutting edgs/non PC/(insert cliche of choice) and therefore we should ignore any suspicion that it might actually be crap.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 07:41 (seventeen years ago) link

It's been years and years since I watched it, but didn't Married With Children eventually turn into a sort of a celebration of the same values it initially satirized?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 07:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but yeah, I also thought the actual show wasn't as interesting as it's premise. I haven't really seen it ever since my teen years, so maybe I'd view it differently now.

If I remember correctly, the show was so popular in Germany that they made a German version of it.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 07:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah yes, "Hilfe, meine Familie spinnt".

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 08:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Looks like there was also a Brazilian, an Argentinian and a British remake:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092400/movieconnections

Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 08:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeByK8jcbvE

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spiderwebart.com/images/art/101255.gif

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

The crux of this show was, dually, the food humor, and how they could somehow make Katie Sagal not brainfartingly bone-able.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

katey sagal is always brainfartingly bone-able.

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

that phrase just broke my brain.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Well yes, great strides in making Sagal rather unappealing, but as an early adolescent I did have a bit of trouble understanding why Al didn't want to have sex with her.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Although I suppose one of his answers to that question was the children.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

the best episode is when al cant get a song out of his head and keeps singing the only part he remembers "HMM HMM HIM..." and even goes to record store super nerd that had a line of middle aged sad sacks with songs in their head to hum to him.

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

its strange to me how this show is not actually laugh-out-loud funny and yet I am still really fond of it. Al really carries the show acting-wise. The writing is often crappy and obvious and clumsy and yet its snarkiness appeals to me...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

Wasn't it a Beatles song? And not an obscure one either ... from Rubber Soul? I forget now.

NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

the real hidden question of the show is why would a hottie like Katey Segal wanna sleep with a dumptruck like Al.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS SONG IS ANNA (GO WITH HIM) BY THE BEATLES FROM PLEASE PLEASE ME ORIGINALLY RECORDED AND WRITTEN BY ARTHUR ALEXANDER

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

the best episode was when marcy had a dream she had sex with al, and she kept puking everytime al flaunted it.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish Ed O'neil would have gotten more work than just that fizzled Dragnet restart and random tv movies. His Wayne World bits were perfect.

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

meanwhile, gaze upon the acting history of David Faustino

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

typecasting is a bitch.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

also you forgot AirBud.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

(but clearly the women fared a bit better, role-wise)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

The writing is often crappy and obvious and clumsy and yet its snarkiness appeals to me...

I've rewatched it quite a bit over the past year and this will sound lazy but the main appeal of the middle 5 years or so was their relentless ever-more cartoonish milking of established characters and setups, played with such perfect weariness by almost everyone involved. This is obv. the kiss of death for damn near any sitcom but it became MWC's implicit reason for being early on and the show got away with it for a long time on Ed O'Neill's shoulders.
It's why I'm not to big on the first season or so, where they'd shoot for some semblance of story progression/story balance/slight social commentary that just diluted the absurd awfulness of Al's assholishness/predicament.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds about right to me - I haven't seen as many of the recent re-runs as I would have liked but agree that the show seemed to hit its stride somewhere in the middle - after all the characters had been well established and they were just seeing how far they could inflate their personas/situations.

I liked the one where their AC broke down and they moved into the frozen food aisle at the local supermarket.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked the one where their AC broke down and they moved into the frozen food aisle at the local supermarket.

that was one of the greatest moments in TV history.

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

This show was great for middle class gutterpunk tips.

"Mom, this is metered parking!"

"That's OK. That's what our 'out of order' sign is for. Get some scotch tape."

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

AND WHAT = BUD BUNDY OF ILX. ME = BUCK.

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link

who is the al?

lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Hanle y.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

marc-onic boom

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

kelly = mandee

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I liked the one where their AC broke down and they moved into the frozen food aisle at the local supermarket.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 31st, 2006 9:25 AM. (later)

I thought I wrote this on the thread days ago, but it doesn't seem to have stuck. "Foodies, the store with food... and heaaaaart"

Also:

Bundys = Simpsons (but still hide-bound to outdated notion of live-action bodies --> they couldn't go where the Simpsons eventually did; also the mom was the most sarcastic bitch alive)

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), January 17th, 2003 6:10 AM.

Mostly true, but the episode where Al goes to hell is far better and more surreal than anything the Simpsons have had to say on the subject - the scene alone with Napoleon is gold.

S- (sgh), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Well yes, great strides in making Sagal rather unappealing, but as an early adolescent I did have a bit of trouble understanding why Al didn't want to have sex with her.

Haha, I could've written this exact same sentence.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 08:31 (seventeen years ago) link

meanwhile, gaze upon the acting history of David Faustino

Puff, Puff, Pass (2006) .... Steve
... aka Puff, Puff, Pass (Canada: English title: DVD title)

lol

but the main appeal of the middle 5 years or so was their relentless ever-more cartoonish milking of established characters and setups, played with such perfect weariness by almost everyone involved

tremendoid otm

Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 11:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't seen the show in a really long time, but there was one Al speech that I quote all the time .. after he won an award - it was either for Football coaching or shoe sales ... and I can't remember the last line, so help me out.. His victory speech was,

"I hate you all.
I thank no one but myself.
..."

dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

From jumptheshark.com, no last line but puts it in context:

It's hard to pick one, but I really like the episode where Al is voted off the softball team, only to be begged at the end to replace the injured Sven Hungstrom. He hits a game winning home run and delivers a parody of the famous Lou Gherig retirement speech. I believe this episode was sans Steve or Jefferson. Maybe that says something. "Today.........I consider you............the luckiest team............on the face of the earth................I thank no one but myself................"

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

my daughter first encountered ed o'neill as jay pritchett, of modern family. i told her about al bundy, but she said she couldn't picture o'neill as anything but a big success who commanded respect from everyone who knew him.

then i showed her a married with children episode on youtube . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 24 January 2014 00:14 (ten years ago) link

Bud's mullet in the early seasons is a thing to behold.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 24 January 2014 00:40 (ten years ago) link

Just thinking about all the PSYCHO DAD shit warms my heart

Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 24 January 2014 04:49 (ten years ago) link

Kelly did a "The church? That's the building with the big T on top, right?" joke like 10 years before Arrested Development.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 February 2014 04:07 (ten years ago) link

It's from an episode where Al discovers he can scam free pizza at Chuck E. Cheese.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 February 2014 04:10 (ten years ago) link

One thing that bothered* me about the show is that they portrayed Kelly as dumb as a rock, but then she would give very clever put-downs to Bud.

it doesn't bother me much because today's sitcoms are so much worse with this kind of thing **coughcoughbigbangtheory**

frogbs, Friday, 7 February 2014 06:05 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

Al:
You are the biggest - by the way, do you have cable?

Steve:
No.

Al:
The biggest IDIOT I've ever met.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:41 (six years ago) link

One thing that bothered* me about the show is that they portrayed Kelly as dumb as a rock, but then she would give very clever put-downs to Bud.

Kelly is faking being dumb. she constantly outwits just about every man on the show. feel like her character is a stealth inversion of that trope (audience whoops not withstanding). Bud is the real bimbo.

imo this show was way more progressive than its reputation suggests. especially with having next door neighbor Marcy bringing an feminist counterpoint to Al's outmoded misogyny. Amanda Bearse who plays Marcy came out as a lesbian in 1993 and ended up directing 31 episodes of the show. yes it has lots of fat jokes and woman jokes but Al gets it thrown right back at him, constantly, to the point of him getting the brunt of the insults. Peggy is always, always putting him down and it is obvious she is far too good for him. she outwardly rejects the traditional role of the housewife, forcing Al to provide food for the family (usually to his detriment). she is the one asking for sex from him, a task he cowardly submits to, not the other way around. she sort of holds all the power in their relationship. Al's bitter misogyny does him no credit in the real world, where he is almost always the loser in any social or work situation. Al and his friends cling to totems of machismo like football high school glory days and the strip club and the "No Ma'am" club (hilariously inept and relocated repeatedly by Peggy from the garage to the basement, these men hiding from their wives in a juvenile fantasy).

i think it all helps that these are mostly indulgences and at the core of the show is real love and respect. Al wishes he could live this patriarchal fantasy life while his real life is in the toilet. his head in the clouds (80s sexist tropey clouds they may be), he is fortunate to have family and friends to see him for the loser he really is, outside of these fantasies, to see the reality of his pathetic existence, and yet to still care for this man. these characters love one another despite their faults and the result is one of the most believable sitcom families ever.

it would be interesting to read feminist takes on Married. anybody ever run across any good feminist analysis?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link

I haven't, but I'd love to see them.

Agreed for the most part, thought I'm less a fan of the No Ma'am stuff, because a) it took Al away from the family too much, and that is where the heart of the show is (and also, Jefferson <<<<<< Steve), and b) that was around the point the show started running on fumes.

Bearse's behind-the-scenes involvement interests as me as well for a somewhat less definable reason: while the show was unquestionably, however cheerfully, trashy, its treatment of minorities granted them visibility without the pious condescension that was de rigueur at the time. I'm thinking of the episode where Peggy goes out dancing and starts regularly meeting up with a man who (unbeknownst to her) is actually gay. When the man's partner (played by Dan Castellaneta!) tracks down Al to let him know what's going on, the man ends up cooking Al a meal and watching football with him, at which point Al feels it necessary to track down and tell off his partner for going out every night (with Peg) when he has a wonderful man who loves to cook and watch football, i.e. - everything that Al would want in a partner, minus the "big 'uns." Yes, that is probably horribly retrograde in its own way, and yes, the episode does end with the punchline of Al breaking it to Peg that the man she thought wanted her "was a homo," but I kind of appreciate the show's lowbrow take on sexual politics compared to the "lets have a gay character to teach everyone about acceptance" mode that was the standard of the day.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

https://image.ibb.co/d3cFFH/Screenshot_20180318_204818.png

just sayin, Sunday, 18 March 2018 09:51 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

bit I always loved...

Mailman: Are you that NO MA'AM guy on the news?

Marcy: He's also Arnold the pig on Green Acres.

Mailman: All of these letters are from guys that support your cause.

Marcy: How would you know that?

Mailman: We open them.

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link

it's literally the foundation of every sitcom ever

if the other weren't so funny they wouldn't be the other

j., Friday, 13 December 2019 05:44 (four years ago) link

I fucking hate this show so much

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 December 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link

lol you're such a marcy

j., Friday, 13 December 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

was this show the beginning of the "all zingers all the time" sitcom format? idk what before this really compares but there are definitely a lot of modern sitcoms that try (and fail) to replicate what this show did

frogbs, Friday, 13 December 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, Lorre shit is descended from this

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 December 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

or any of those CBS sitcoms I only ever know because of commercials during football

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 December 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

Remember seeing the father playing Popeye Doyle in something years ago.

Stevolende, Friday, 13 December 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

Dutch

Dingle Kringle (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 December 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

I've seen a few episodes of Two & a Half Men and I definitely think its the spiritual successor to this show, except its a lot less funny

frogbs, Monday, 23 December 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

eh i think one was a show when you were a kid and one wasn't

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link

true but MWC does still make me laugh today

tbf the early seasons of 2.5 men (when the kid was still little) were kinda funny

frogbs, Monday, 23 December 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link


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