A collection of men in American public life who have shitty hair.

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That Gary Spivey dude does not belong on this thread. that hair is fantastic.

Also, a few Canucks on this thread (Gladwell, Kroeger, Mandel) so unless it's "North American public life" its kind of inaccurate.

You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

never forget

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/dcblog/Rudy%20Giuliani.jpg

buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Gladwell lives in NYC and writes for the New Yorker (I think he was even born in the UK, so let's link him over to their thread), Howie's been on American TV off-and-on for 20-some years, no idea who the Afghan hound is. xpost

Also, I've never understood where the "cutie" comes into play for the members of death cab. They all look like molesters.

kate78, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

Also, I've never understood where the "cutie" comes into play for the members of death cab. They all look like molesters.

they all take turns driving the death cab

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.yourticketmarket.com/eventimages/BarryManilow_big.jpg

buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

Clay Aiken's looking kinda haggard

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

OH OH I KNOW WHERE THEIR NAME COMES FROM!! It's a song, one of the so-called "splatter platters" about teens who meet their death tragically/messily, often in high-speed motor vehicles. "Death Cab for Cutie" was by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, whoever the goodness THAT was.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

yes, but with that name, there is some expectation that the band members might be attractive and not-a-one of them is.

kate78, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

I think that blagovich belongs on the thread about guys making that face

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.rightcelebrity.com/wp-content/photos/Mark_McGrath.jpg

buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

yes, but with that name, there is some expectation that the band members might be attractive and not-a-one of them is.

well no, IMO there's more an expectation that they would hunt down and kill attractive women and they all look like serial killers so it's secretly the most appropriate band name ever

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Took way too long to get to Blago, imho.

Btw, can confirm that as of today, August 25, 2011, the Kate Gosselin haircut is still being worn around Chicago by middle-aged women.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

blago's hair isnt v ugly tho, just distinctive

funky house septics (D-40), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

"Death Cab for Cutie" was by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, whoever the goodness THAT was.

*cough, splutter* You don't know the Bonzos?

emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

I don't actually know anything about music.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/JB.jpg

brushy unilateralist John Bolton

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

blago's hair isnt v ugly tho, just distinctive

imho Blago's hair is 100% "shitty" tho

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Apl_De_Ap_-_Flood_Donation/apl_de_ap_black_eyed_peas_001_092909.jpg

i believe this man is a grade school teacher trying to look crazy for a talent show?

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

love to wipe a horses ass with Bolton's stache

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

For Laurel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9y4vLrHsm4

Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MPvDBGrKaXc/SnOccbxta2I/AAAAAAAAAsA/G8BRJsaKNhw/s400/guido-prom1.jpg

Pane Amaro (Bitter Bread): The Italian American Journey from Despised Immigrants to Honored Citizens

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

If we're not careful, the next president of the usa:

http://www.austinpost.org/files/articles/Rick_Perry_photo_portrait,_August_28,_2004.jpg

Mucho! Macho! Honcho!: Turn Off The Dark (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Btw, can confirm that as of today, August 25, 2011, the Kate Gosselin haircut is still being worn around Chicago by middle-aged women.

I saw a teenage kid in my hood the other day sporting this look. It was unfortunate.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

goole wtf

that is terrifying

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Did anyone ever find out if the pink-suited Eye-talian troll haired prom dude was for real because that's still just so O_O.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

DAN HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN THAT?

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know but now I will have nightmares

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

I saw a teenage kid in my hood the other day sporting this look. It was unfortunate.

Its an awful haircut no matter who wears it, but for some reason I can shrug it off when its a 15 year-old emo kid wearing it with pink highlights, a hoodie, and a I Set My Friends On Fire t-shirt. But when its a 38 year-old woman that should know better, its horrifying.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, fair point. It was still p bad though.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

he looks like a male kojal

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

someone should actually arrange mock dragonball z battles between nj guidos

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

(this could be your golden ticket, strongo)

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/sorts/johnburris1.jpg

It has to be seen to be believed.

svend, Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.eduinreview.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/bill-gates.jpg
most men in itt could afford a better haircut

Captain Lorazepam (rip van wanko), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

hey guys and gals when i get home from work i'll go ham with wrestlers itt but as a sneak peak

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UcF1Et2A30c/TSuILsm4_XI/AAAAAAAAEnY/j12ZfwL8W14/s1600/ca98a83a073654b1872641e21531ea02_XL.jpg

i give you matt hardy.

gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

lol i was wondering if i should start posting ufc guys or hold off

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

not american and not current but maybe a minor legend?

http://www.nhlsnipers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jagr2.jpg

salsa shark, Thursday, 25 August 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/Images/Phil%20Spector.jpg

Apparently that's a wig, which means he CHOSE to look like that.

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Thursday, 25 August 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

TBF this is a bit fish inna barrel (and ok theyre actually Canadian, but whatev)

http://www.tartareandesire.com/interviews/images/skinnypuppy1.jpg

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 26 August 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

IMO the makeup is more problematic than the hair

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Friday, 26 August 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

five years pass...

http://www.qotd.org/portraits/Koontz,Dean.jpg

airport doorstop novelist and countrypolitan ken burns clone dean koontz

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link

I know this thread's for men (is there a parallel site for women?), and I'll probably catch hell for saying so, but I never realized--could never look past her goofy hair--how gorgeous Janelle MonĂ¡e is till I saw Moonlight. I've followed her so little, I didn't even realize it was her till the end-credits ran.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:55 (seven years ago) link

Parallel thread, I meant.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 January 2017 21:56 (seven years ago) link

xp sorry about your hair blindness

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:00 (seven years ago) link

yeah Monae is OTM, I've almost wondered if she wore her hair that way on purpose so people don't focus on her looks

frogbs, Thursday, 5 January 2017 22:05 (seven years ago) link


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