dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine

Wld be a fun project/tumblr to try to realize the dishes and post pix of results.

is it bad that i find guy fieri somewhat appealing? anyway i'm glad the story about him was a lie

just made sriracha popcorn

asparagus poppers exist as tempura & are awesome

just made sriracha popcorn

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, October 7, 2011 6:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how? and was it good?

just made sriracha popcorn

this is "dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine," not "things people do all the time."

speaking about eel pops

beer battered bark

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

grape jellied eel

kinda makes sense to revive this, after the really hilarious shit on the Olive Garden thread today.

limburger macarons

duck a la durian

(is "durian" masculine--"au durian"-- or feminine?)

deep-drizzled boursin jammers

feather custard

deep-fried turkey vulture
(inspired by the pair of birds that just paused on my office's windowsill)

fromunda cheesecake

Also because Phil's has an off-menu item called the Jumbo—a hot dog inserted in a split Polish, smothered in salami-spiked mac and cheese...

http://www.chicagoreader.com/imager/this-ones-for-you-leon-kass-the-french-fry-sandwich-at-polk-and-western-ho/b/original/1160073/0744/3200.jpg

maybe that is the french fry sandwich
either way, both are o_O

Had nothing in the house, basically, so I made this:
- microwaved flat bread Parmesan quesadilla topped with Sriracha

It's surprisingly good!

This episode of dr strongo brought to you by Costco & Sriracha

coconut ricin pudding

i think that this thread should be merged with this one --> Completely disgusting foods our parents ate

Leave it to fucking Kraft to come up with an actual Dr. Strongo approach:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/922681_10152488809237925_1496841117_n.jpg

Not okay.

Ptarmigan parmigiana

Surimi Sashimi

http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe/2014/05/09/ham-cheese-and-cocaine-sandwich-seized-spain/f6lgIkDh9ZM6LvVQVYSg3J/story.html

I was so hungry I inhaled that sandwich

marijuana burritos

fp

no way

baloney and whipped cream in a hoagie roll.

http://www.buystufz.com/

http://www.buystufz.com/images/stufz_123-u7802.png

http://i.imgur.com/L7WeRxU.jpg

(Open in a new tab to see deets)

Girl in front of me at chop't just ordered half balsamic half ranch for her dressing

She's also supermodel skinny

:-|

Guy Fieri made this thread prescient.

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/04/belgian-bacon-pudding-and-other-recipes-invented-by-a-robot/390363/

An Austrian chocolate burrito—like most burritos—contains ground beef, tortilla, and cheese. It also—unlike most burritos—contains chocolate, as the name suggests, but also apricot puree and edamame and cinnamon. It is, in a word, weird.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/shocking-what-our-kids-school-lunches-look-2245

http://i.imgur.com/W5yDYdF.jpg

My kids, now 3 and 5, are demanding spaghetti sandwiches. How did they know?

http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015047-green-pea-guacamole

nothing else on this thread dares such lofty heights as the nerds encrusted salmon.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 6:39 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

still the truth

― My name is Frunze. Learn it well it is the chilling sound of your doom (Eisbaer), Sunday, July 24, 2011 9:52 PM (4 years ago)

https://twitter.com/NedRaggett/status/737723755472900096

when i die, encrust my tombstone with nerds.

http://i.imgur.com/QJ53eOU.jpg

dungeness crabapple pie

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

bone broth vape

Is that a thing or did you just give away a million dollars

lol