A collection of men in American public life who have shitty hair.

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http://volume1brooklyn.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/gladwell.jpg

Malcolm Gladwell, "10,000 hours" irritant

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

in a similar vein,

http://danleslie.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/steven_pinker1.jpg

steven pinker

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

film auteur charles "charlie" kaufman for the trifecta

http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images-2011/600full-charlie-kaufman.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1311374207472

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.freewebs.com/ultimatechadfan/Chad%20crouching%20down.jpg

Chad Kroeger, Afghan hound

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

lol

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

once-beloved quartet of fatsos mudvayne

http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheBXVKDMF5BMU%3DRW50ZXJ0YWLUBWVUDC1NDXNPY0JHBMRZ/imgMudvayne4.jpg

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

ah i think charlie 'chuck' kaufman's is okay, or maybe i'm just saying that because of the resemblance it bears to mine when i've gone a few months without a haircut.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah there's no way chuck looks as douchey as the other two. maybe i should have posted dave eggers instead.

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

I don't give a rip about Adam Levine one way or the other, but I like his hair here:

http://blog.olyafirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/1250009778_adam_levine_290x402.jpg

Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Simon-Baker2.jpg

Australian mannequin Simon Baker

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

lol cock of the rock

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.celebritymen.info/resimler/jack-nicholson-5.jpg

Jack Nicholson, Lakers fan and sometime actor

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

jack looking more and more like an old lady's sphincter

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

some of this hair is not shitty, but pretty amazing

homosexual II, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

no thread talking about old american celebrities should have the words "public" and "hair" so close to each other in the title

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.stereogum.com/img/nick_harmer_bangs.jpg

Death Cab For Cutie, 19th century boy prostitutes

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

(xp) 'merkins

Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

ugh those spit curl things
not a good look w incipient baldness

the tune is space, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

That Gary Spivey dude does not belong on this thread. that hair is fantastic.

Also, a few Canucks on this thread (Gladwell, Kroeger, Mandel) so unless it's "North American public life" its kind of inaccurate.

You're a notch, I'm a legend (Bill Magill), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

never forget

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/dcblog/Rudy%20Giuliani.jpg

buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Gladwell lives in NYC and writes for the New Yorker (I think he was even born in the UK, so let's link him over to their thread), Howie's been on American TV off-and-on for 20-some years, no idea who the Afghan hound is. xpost

Also, I've never understood where the "cutie" comes into play for the members of death cab. They all look like molesters.

kate78, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

Also, I've never understood where the "cutie" comes into play for the members of death cab. They all look like molesters.

they all take turns driving the death cab

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.yourticketmarket.com/eventimages/BarryManilow_big.jpg

buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

Clay Aiken's looking kinda haggard

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

OH OH I KNOW WHERE THEIR NAME COMES FROM!! It's a song, one of the so-called "splatter platters" about teens who meet their death tragically/messily, often in high-speed motor vehicles. "Death Cab for Cutie" was by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, whoever the goodness THAT was.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

yes, but with that name, there is some expectation that the band members might be attractive and not-a-one of them is.

kate78, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

I think that blagovich belongs on the thread about guys making that face

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.rightcelebrity.com/wp-content/photos/Mark_McGrath.jpg

buzza, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

yes, but with that name, there is some expectation that the band members might be attractive and not-a-one of them is.

well no, IMO there's more an expectation that they would hunt down and kill attractive women and they all look like serial killers so it's secretly the most appropriate band name ever

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Took way too long to get to Blago, imho.

Btw, can confirm that as of today, August 25, 2011, the Kate Gosselin haircut is still being worn around Chicago by middle-aged women.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

blago's hair isnt v ugly tho, just distinctive

funky house septics (D-40), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

"Death Cab for Cutie" was by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, whoever the goodness THAT was.

*cough, splutter* You don't know the Bonzos?

emil.y, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

I don't actually know anything about music.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

http://neveryetmelted.com/wp-images/JB.jpg

brushy unilateralist John Bolton

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

blago's hair isnt v ugly tho, just distinctive

imho Blago's hair is 100% "shitty" tho

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Apl_De_Ap_-_Flood_Donation/apl_de_ap_black_eyed_peas_001_092909.jpg

i believe this man is a grade school teacher trying to look crazy for a talent show?

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

love to wipe a horses ass with Bolton's stache

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

For Laurel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9y4vLrHsm4

Hey T-Paw, mow my lawn! (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MPvDBGrKaXc/SnOccbxta2I/AAAAAAAAAsA/G8BRJsaKNhw/s400/guido-prom1.jpg

Pane Amaro (Bitter Bread): The Italian American Journey from Despised Immigrants to Honored Citizens

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

If we're not careful, the next president of the usa:

http://www.austinpost.org/files/articles/Rick_Perry_photo_portrait,_August_28,_2004.jpg

Mucho! Macho! Honcho!: Turn Off The Dark (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Btw, can confirm that as of today, August 25, 2011, the Kate Gosselin haircut is still being worn around Chicago by middle-aged women.

I saw a teenage kid in my hood the other day sporting this look. It was unfortunate.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

goole wtf

that is terrifying

Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

Did anyone ever find out if the pink-suited Eye-talian troll haired prom dude was for real because that's still just so O_O.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

DAN HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN THAT?

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link


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